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heavy metal enthusiast, craft beer hobbyist. Finding beauty in the chaos.

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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
1 year
I watched each Super Bowl Halftime Show since 2001, which to me began the modern era of these things. Each show received a 1-10 in the categories of cringe, sound, and entertainment. Then I added sound and entertainment and subtracted cringe to create an unimpeachable ranking:
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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@BombyFuntington @ActNormalOrElse This is my wife and I all the time. We have done a great job and our “reward” is that we have to continue missing out on things we love even longer because others aren’t doing a great job. It’s infuriating and it’s insulting that someone would think we enjoy this.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Metal Twitter: recommending the most violent and weird music ever made Also metal Twitter: constantly expressing concern for the mental health and well being of others and generally wishing the the world was kinder, gentler, more equal, and more peaceful.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
I like how metal Twitter is mostly just geeks yelling “hey this fucks” about their favorite bands and other metal dorks yelling back “fuck yes it does!”
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Ok is Doom secretly the best metal subgenre? I’m working through recs and literally everything I’ve listened to so far is straight fire. It just requires a slightly different mindset since it’s a bit slower and more broody.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
I love metal Twitter but some of y’all are way off with gateway recs People who have never listened to metal aren’t going to get bands like Death right away Gateway bands are like Linkin Park, Metallica, Chevelle, Seether. Accessible bands to people who don’t get metal yet.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
@oneunderscore__ This Dril guy makes a lot of sense. He probably never wastes any time jacking off like the rest of you clowns
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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3 years
Heavy Metal is just so inexplicably beautiful you guys. If you read this, tell me one metal album or song that you think is particularly beautiful.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
7 months
@numetal_moments @numetal_moment This is a really good post by him. The perspective is really good
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
1 year
This week’s theme I’ve been wanting to do for awhile: Saxophone in heavy metal. Other horns also acceptable but I’m specifically avoiding symphonic metal, etc. Will explore those some other time. Let’s see those recs. 🎷🎺
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
As metal nerds I feel like we sometimes forget that sometimes it’s ok to just have fun listening instead of challenging ourselves with new complex shit I’m jamming In this Moment now cause it just makes me feel good. What metal is just easy feel-good to you? No judgment.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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3 years
@BrucejrTx @allapaulags @HandmaidsOnHulu @hulu Hate to tell you but Texas is already essentially gilead. And all those good ole boys with guns would just help the oppression
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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@IndyHawk89 it’s simply incorrect to state that the gun wasn’t part of the problem. The fact that a 17 year old could access not one but two guns and bring them to school is itself a problem. Couple that with a culture that celebrates guns leads to parents who obviously enabled access.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Love metal Twitter so much Just a bunch of people expressing their passion for this music. The best and most emotionally deep music there is When people are yelling about what music they think “fucks” they’re telling you what’s in their fucking souls and it’s beautiful.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
What metal band is furthest from entry level? Like when someone is as far advanced can be in listening experience and tolerance for advanced level extreme metal? you have to be so far into metal to understand that it’s definitely just super weird noise to the uninitiated?
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1 year
@Doctor_Eric_B @MisanthropeFLA @Lesaloveswater @DocAhmadMalik Exactly. The dude is literally laughing about the idea of Dylan being a woman. He’s being a bigot and a trashbag
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3 years
@jaketapper This epidemic got out of hand because national leadership failed to take it seriously and the president encouraged his followers to ignore it altogether. But sure let’s blame the teacher’s union for being overly concerned now that the virus is out of control.
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@womensbasketb12 For reference, here are the all time NBA turnover leaders.
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@CrocodileCam @RebelJewel1 I am racist against snakes
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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6 months
Non metal bands that metal heads love: Pink Floyd The Mars Volta Coheed and Cambria Thin Lizzy King Crimson Others?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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@quantian1 @deusexcapital Honestly my wife thinks I suck at packing but I’m like literally never has packing poorly had any lasting deliterious effect on my life. What this woman is complaining about is that men do it their own way if left to their own devices. This on its own doesn’t make men bad!
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Through my journey of the genre by genre recs of the metal Twitter community I’m learning that there is basically infinite good metal. There will always be something awesome that I haven’t even heard of before.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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4 years
@thatconnieshin Eh... I mean I've seen movies where like Brad Pitt or Leo are playing rock bottom and they still look fabulous. It's a hollywood thing more than a sexism thing. We don't have to look hard for discrimination at all times.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Things that will never happen: asking metal Twitter for their number 1 favorite whatever and only getting one response from everyone.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Unleash the Archers absolutely slayed tonight. Even got an encore of Carry the Flame which I sing to my daughter at times. 🥰 I have no choice given this performance to declare them the very best metal band…. OF ALL TIME! @BrittneyPotPie @UnleashArchers
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
@JohnDavisJDLLM @M1dnightEmbers @carolann0909 That’s not actually what the Dunning Krueger effect is and she’s asking you to explain something that you’re claiming to know. This shouldn’t be hard unless you are in fact projecting because you’re far from an expert in this or any field.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
@_AlexGookin One thing I admire a lot about Campbell is he is focused on trying to win the conference. The Iowa game isn’t their super bowl anymore. Hawkeye fans pretending it’s still that way are acting in bad faith.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
@jelenawoehr @markhughesfilms Jury nullification is not a constitutional right, actually. It’s actually contrary to a juror’s legal duty but exists because there is no way to stop a juror from doing it.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
So as for Isis, obviously a giant of post-metal. Lot of diverse opinions about what their best album is but obviously the correct answer is Oceanic, right?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
I love my corner of metal Twitter. Maybe true that most of Twitter is toxic but not you all. Legit most of the conversation here is just positivity and even if it’s giving shit we understand each other in a way where it’s all good natured. It’s a community. I love y’all.
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2 years
@_AlexGookin If anything I’ve been surprised at how reserved the reaction is. Everyone on the ISU side I’ve seen has pretty much been like well that game was a shitshow, relieved we finally got one on Iowa. Moving on.
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1 year
@ChardonnayM @phosphor_glow “Police identify cisgender who went on shooting spree” would be an all too common headline if this was consistent with how headlines should be written
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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@Psu1G @PSUBarstool @BarstoolUIowa Penn state and abusing boys go hand in hand
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
@SLayton82 actually gatekeeping is the only thing that was never good that you’ve displayed here
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
AOTY lists for 2022 are coming into shape. But let’s take a step back for a sec: give me your REVISED top 5 albums from 2021, and also for 2020 if you feel up to it. That’s right, with the befit of hindsight what were the best albums of the last 2 years?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
3 months
@IbaraEleven @trouble_man90 If you’re concerned about people having housing and healthcare why are you spending any energy defending the candidate least likely to help people obtain those things?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
3 years
@bannerite @MarshallCohen @jaketapper Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses
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@Nobody43373414 @trouble_man90 If people expect all candidates to align perfectly with their worldview to receive their votes then they won’t ever be voting. It’s silly, really, especially expecting it regarding fringe or unpopular opinions.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
I have a serious question for my metal friends who don’t seem to like any cringey entry level music… how? How did you get into metal? For me it was alternative to nu metal to metalcore to some more progressive stuff to finally where I am. How do you just skip gateway stuff?
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2 years
Deafheaven is a very good American black metal band but I feel that they are controversial among the metal geek community for essentially being too good at pushing genre boundaries and flirting with more mainstream metal.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
1 year
@DavidEickholt Fraudulent 2022 player of the year. Clark should be a 2-timer
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
@MomsThoughts @oneunderscore__ Look up dril on Twitter
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
When people discuss cringe they correctly go straight to the deep wells of nu metal and post grunge. However consider these lowkey super cringe bands: Black label society Hellyeah Cannibal Corpse (yeah I wanna stir shit today) Hatebreed *ducks head…. Slayer *Runs away
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
Now I’m listening to Woods of Ypres 5: Wood Skies and Electric Light which will be my final doom selection of the night. I can already tell this is very much my shit. I love bands that sound nothing like anything I’ve heard before.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
About 6 months ago I was deep in depression. I legitimately saw no way forward except for my own death. I sometimes wished I’d be the victim of an accident. I sometimes thought of doing it myself. I survived. Things still aren’t great tbh but I’m fighting and better than I was
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Almost afraid to ask but… How does one get into doom metal? Here are the only doom metal bands I really like so far: Black Sabbath REZN Smoulder Telekinetic Yeti What are some good starter bands and also how does one get into funeral doom?
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@trouble_man90 A lot of incredibly privileged people who don’t know what real struggle is or what has had to be fought for to even get to where we are.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
In honor of Ben Roethlisburger’s hopefully last game today I present to you this meme.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Fuck it I’m listening to some Cattle Decapitation while I get my boring legal work done. Is Cattle Decapitation progressive metal?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
@JDMatlock1 @ninaturner Have you considered for a fucking second the fact that for a society to function there needs to be people who make and serve food and other necessities and that those people actually are successful in that they contribute to that important need?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
I love the little corner of Twitter I’ve cultivated. You metal obsessed creeps are alright.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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3 years
@IowaHoops Obvious call. The program is healthy. Fran finds great talent that other schools overlook and turns them into players. Defense could use some work, and would like to see a deep tourney run at some point but he's done a good job overall.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Want to sincerely thank everyone who recommended sweet doom metal albums to me this past week. I went from total noob to moderate noob with a thirst for more. But I swear to god I’m gonna become a huge doom metal nerd now thanks to y’all.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
Nearing an end to my week long adventure into modern death metal Ulcerate - Stare Into Death And Be Still A chaotic record that sounds unlike anything I’ve heard before. I’d call this post death metal If you like this album what did you like most about it?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
Static-X absolutely slaps. I feel like their unique brand of “Evil Disco” doesn’t get enough credit. Maybe it’s a simple sound but it’s a unique and good one. Sometimes it’s actually hard to do the “simple” things well.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
@Revolvermag Appreciate his thoughts and glad he made it through. I’ve battled. Known a lot of people who have also. It’s not easy.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
Some of you know I’ve hated my job for a long time. I have good news to share - I am moving on to a new opportunity in a couple weeks. Leaving the toxic culture in the dust. Hoping this new job is a fresh start and a better fit for me. 🤞
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
@LauraJedeed Um… yes? Yea it actually is kind of a serious offense to use money that people paid you to run a campaign to bribe someone.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
@LateOnDays @listenupnerds Death cab for cutie is totally emo imo
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
One of my closest work friends from my last job died suddenly. He was 44 and leaves behind a wife and a 12 year old daughter. Im sad. So many desk talks and after work beers. He loved his daughter and used vacation every year to take her to disney. Hug your loved ones.
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2 years
I’ve been impressed by the power metal recs I’ve gotten so far. Thought this genre was mostly duds but I was just unaware of the good shit. Btw who are the giants of power metal? I actually am not certain.
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2 months
@TuckeredCarlson @layneashley222 Accuses others of being uninformed. Gives uninformed opinion. Good tweet
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2 years
One American black metal band I enjoy quite a bit is Uada. Devoid of Light was something special and the albums they’ve put out since were enjoyable as well. Anyone have thoughts about Uada?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
@upgrayedd17 @minakimes You remember a time that never was
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
One of my favorite things about being a metal geek is finding the albums that are awesome that very few people are aware of. The overlooked gems if you will. Even better when you share and the person you share with appreciates it
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
Tell me your opinion: 1. Best metalcore band 2. Best metalcore album 3. Most important/influential metalcore album 4. Should metalcore count as metal?
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@oneunderscore__ Can anyone explain to me why we claim to care about mental health but we are here piling on a woman who had a pretty obvious mental health crisis?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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2 years
No one mentioned Opeth for prog metal. My favorite album is Still Life. What’s yours?
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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1 year
Been listening to so much symphonic metal lately that Spotify thinks I will automatically want to listen to bands that look like this…and they’re absolutely correct
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1 year
Super Bowl halftime show idea: Weird Al. He could bring in guests whose song he’s parodied and let him do those songs with him. Could be a lot of silly comedy. Accordion solo and polka party! This shit takes itself too seriously anyway Let Weird Al do the halftime show cowards!
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
3 years
A lot of amazing metal releases this year and I’m not sure which is the best so far but I don’t know that I’ve had more fun listening to any album than Erra @Erra_Band self titled. Just a very engaging and satisfying album front to back.
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HML, Buttrock Historian
3 years
@lutzfernandez @jaketapper I have a hard time believing the author of the piece when he claims to be pro union and claims to have been traumatized by the disease himself. It seems like obvious concern trolling. If he held those views he would understand why skepticism remains about returning to school
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1 year
@lesbiskammerat @_Floodlight @sindibunny The fact that the older generations did most of the damage but think that it’s young people who need to form the resistance says it all.
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HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
Let’s go with this for our next adventure. Tell me your favorite American black metal albums and I’ll try to get to as many suggestions I can this week and let you know my thoughts. Join me in listening to and discussing American black metal this week.
@KingovGloom
JesterovDoom
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@HeavyMetalEsq American black metal
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@KibbsReal @Chrohrsh @fuckyouiquit @DaveRamsey Why don’t you tell us how you have gone out and made change within the world yourself and then we can tell you if millennials do the same thing?
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HML, Buttrock Historian
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@RumblyDumpling @thatconnieshin Ever seen fight club? Or American Psycho? I mean I know I always work out in just my tighty whities but I’m sure some other guys don’t.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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@asmotek @ninaturner My local pharmacist being tasked with curing cancer. Seems like a great idea.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
4 years
@benshapiro Quite a stretch to say that one person wearing some clothes is a referendum on anything. To go further though, anyone can wear whatever they want and it has no bearing on their masculinity or sexuality IMO. If you're freaked out about this it's because of your own hang-ups.
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I again am mad about metal archives. I just don’t understand why it’s so gatekeepy. Don’t you want people who like mainstream metal to be able to learn more about the genre and want to visit? How many people probably have seen this page and then never came back to this site?
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2 years
@metalsucks Lamb of God
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@Sharon118670 @KellyScaletta @RpsAgainstTrump You all severely underestimate just how much everyone who isn’t in your weird cult hates Trump
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
We doing prog metal this week metal friends. Give me your recs and I’ll get busy listening.
@KrystalSwords
Krystal Swords (krystal.swords.gay arc)
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@HeavyMetalEsq have u done prog yet ?
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@josiahhughes @CNBC I didn’t go to Harvard but I’m pretty sure “own your own home” and “try not to borrow money you don’t have to” is not something only a genius could tell you
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3 months
@CPTMoorgan @IbaraEleven @trouble_man90 Biden certainly cares about it more than Trump.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
1 year
I have a theory: If you like too much buttrock, obviously you’re lame. However! If you either claim not to or legitimately do not like any butt rock you take yourself too seriously and therefore are also lame. Every cool person like some butt rock but not all of it.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
Starting tomorrow’s modern death metal essentials adventure with Hath - All That Was Promised. Figure I’ll start with this year and work backward. Looking forward to this one. Let me know if you listen along what your thoughts are.
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2 years
@realityblurbs77 @abqJenny @micsolana Humans shouldn’t fly but dogs should. Ok person who totally isn’t weirdly obsessed with animals.
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@yhdistyminen The initial few shots were totally justified. Imo once the guy is clearly down there’s no need to finish him off but idk. The adrenaline and will to protect yourself in the moment might push a reasonable person to go overboard there. In short when you pull a gun you invite death
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9 months
@oneunderscore__ Even for this guy this is sad
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@HeavyMetalEsq
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5 months
@kicknyrgios Is a 41/6/8 slash good against a team that hadn’t been beaten in 2 years in a final four game as a 12 point dog? Just wondering.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
I’m happy to report that after months of therapy and increased focus on exercise and being present my mental health is in a much better place than it was earlier this year It’s not perfect and I have a way to go but for now I’m ok and I won’t take that for granted
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
I’m gonna dive into some music I haven’t heard before tonight. But let’s take a minute to appreciate the most iconic album by my favorite band. When did you first hear it? Was it your first btbam album like it was for me? What do you love about it?
@WestinPlaying
Westin, Queer Breakfast Anarchist
2 years
@HeavyMetalEsq Colors by Between the Buried and Me
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3 years
@KINDSnacks The dude in the gif doesnt even look like he enjoys it.
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3 years
@jaketapper Also, why now? The vaccine is literally being distributed and within a month or 2 most school staff will be vaccinated if they want. It's been a full year. Another few weeks or months isnt going to make much difference.
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
1 year
Death metals ranked: 1. melodic 2. Progressive 3. Tech 4. Death-doom 5. Blackened 6. Deathcore 7. Grindcore 8. Old school 9. Brutal 10. Slam
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@HeavyMetalEsq
HML, Buttrock Historian
2 years
What are your favorite progressive metal albums that don’t fall under the “tech death” category? And why?
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1 year
@punished_cait Her point seems to be that having red hair is the same minority status as being black. She’s also anti-trans and anti “woke” and against socialism.. color me shocked People whose entire identity is things they hate are just really pathetic.
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