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I open and close twitter like it’s a fridge.

Is This Plausible? I am Morgan Macsweeney I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I hold a top-secret security clearance I own a mobile phone I use this phone to conduct Government Business I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson My

your boss at work will be like “i know these are stressful times” and be the stress in the times

Twitter at 9am: Wholesome Twitter at 9pm: Unhinged Twitter at 3am: Philosophers, poets, and people confessing to crimes

When your Easter eggs came with these that’s what you called a proper Easter egg than the palm oil ones today 🤮

British graffiti. Best in the world.

Dear @Keir_Starmer When they say "globalise the Intifada" This is what they mean:

And yet King Charles kept silent

Chocolate cup anyone?

Will people get a bloody grip British Jews fund 4 ambulances *for everyone* because they are lovely Just like the 200 other lovely organisations that fund ambulances Fund ambulances = good Burn ambulances = evil Get a bloody moral compass.

Middle class life is crazy, one mistake and you're back to poverty.

Incredible to think this wonderfully chaotic, joyful, irreverent programme, which I had the pleasure of being on a few times, seems like another world away now. Fun & joy has been completely replaced with dour earnestness, bland virtue signalling & self-conscious caution.

Every time I see an air freshener plugged into the wall I unplug it and throw it away. Saving lives, one air freshener at a time.

Needed to be said...

@HarrietHarman Jenni Murray hated Labour's betrayal of women and girls.

If you call me and you're talking to people in the background I'm hanging up.

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I'm sorry, but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian…

Not. A. Fucking. Word. The barbarians of the Khamenei regime didn’t just kill a boy yesterday...they publicly hanged a 19-year-old prodigy, Saleh Mohammadi, bronze medalist on Iran’s national wrestling team, a rising star who bled for glory on the mat and dared to bleed for