french horn for my real friends, real horn for my french friends

since we are all talking about aphex twin

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

i love my bald man ❤️

Instrument: Dance Hit 1 Tempo: 120.0 Played in the key of Bb.

My favourite albums of 2016, in 2016

There’s something almost intoxicating about drinking 15 beers

The Rooftop Bastard: Birthday Edition

https://t.co/RoGkaLxjJ8

my friend: [snapping fingers at group of strangers] yo, check out what my boy’s got going on. cmon, show em me: [playstation voice] play-station

They're doing this to me on Friday

dwarf fortress character who dies 230 years before your game starts:

- Garbage City's nastiest wretches at your command, sir. - Something need grimin' or greasin'? - Spewin' out. - We'll get it sticky in no time. - Cleanies incoming! Dump on 'em! - They're scrubbing us out! - I've been hit! (regular bullets)

This tweet gave me a sudden rush of nostalgia for Tim and Eric

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

the amount of people who think summary execution is a valid punishment for not exactly following contradictory orders from masked men who are kidnapping your neighbors is astounding to me

A shepherd and his children, Karakechdi village, Azerbaijan 1980s.

Also feel it's v important to note that a fucking computer program cannot feel regret or meaningfully apologise or take responsibility for what it does. There are human beings directly responsible for this and they should be in jail

Favorite moment of 2025.

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"