Lionel Hutz, Tesla Attorney General
@Gimply32
Followers
562
Following
90K
Media
2K
Statuses
65K
You could actually imagine a worse AG!
Right behind you!
Joined April 2014
Me when im doing a "lets turn europe into a female-dominant witch cult" ck3 run and forget to prepare for the mongols:
women's spaces are being INVADED by hundreds of thousands of horse archers
1
3
30
What iâve learned from the far right is that there is a cabal of the richest men on earth who own everything and manipulate it to benefit themselves at the cost of everyone else. But its not these guys pictured, theyâre chill AF and have our best interest at heart
Anyone else find it strange that 7 of the richest men on Earth aren't just billionaires, but also media barons? Musk, Ellison, Bezos, Arnault, Brin, Page, Zuckerberg. They own the feeds, papers, platforms and narratives that shape our reality and no one says a word.đ©
44
126
1K
BREAKING: A massive 155-page report on the FBI, leaked to the NY Post finds that the FBI Under Kash Patel is a ârudderless shipâ and âall fâked up.â It also covers this embarrassing story about @Kash_Patel: The day after Kirk was assassinated, Patel flew into Provo, Utah, on
1
9
133
Colombia's President Petro: "A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil." https://t.co/lB2kezaw22
270
11K
43K
itâs going to feel amazing when the data centers fully shut down in a few months and these people are left with no ability to evaporate oceans of water to generate this fucking nonsense. just imagine how nice itâs going to be
They told us we werenât artists. We answered by becoming the biggest current art movement. Hereâs the part that matters most: All art is art. Every medium is valid. Every artist, whether you mix pigments by hand, sculpt light with a lens, paint with code, or prompt a dream,
257
2K
35K
just learned the mother of the student who wrote the essay is a lawyer who took on jan 6 rioters as clients, itâs making sense now
190
4K
40K
While our imperial propagandists would have once brought out a real crying teenager to manufacture consent, enshittification is so far along that now they just ask ChatGPT to generate a tragically beautiful Latina and call it a day
5
13
211
Harassment campaigns like the âprofessor watch listâ are core to Turning Pointâs brand and fundraising. I would even bet this student/TPUSA chapter specifically targeted a trans professor. All of this was common knowledge when Ezra praised them.
Academic governance by right-wing social media mob: coming soon to a non-union campus near you
11
232
2K
The right is fundamentally anti-family. They want to criminalize brothers hanging out with each other.
A Virginia principal and his brother were arrested for allegedly plotting an attack on ICE agents using guns and explosives, DHS said Wednesday. https://t.co/ftyS4OHOxy
35
3K
51K
Lmao so the mom of the Turning Points USA kid who wrote the bad essay is crashing out over how all of Twitter is dunking on her daughter, and of course it turns out the mom is a GOP politician (makes you wonder if the whole thing was deliberately staged).
@eternallyRaq You didnât read the instructions. Opinion essay
103
3K
43K
You can tell a lot about this person given the fact that her daughter wrote a shit essay and couldnât cite a single source trying to go after a journalist, someoneâs whose entire career requires them to cite sources.
@hannahgais Whatâs your education since you call people illiterate? This was an opinion-based essay. No evidence required. Oh youâre a journalist! That explains your confusion.
0
1
3
This woman is the Platonic ideal of American social rot. J6er attorney, podcaster, media personality, evangelical, town nuisance. Raised a child that has not a single core competency youâd expect from a middle school graduate and is determined to make alllll of that everyone
@hannahgais Whatâs your education since you call people illiterate? This was an opinion-based essay. No evidence required. Oh youâre a journalist! That explains your confusion.
39
1K
16K
I donât think thereâs a better way to summarize Zionist organizations than Nick Fuentes being left off a list of âantisemitesâ in favor of childrenâs entertainer Ms. Rachel.
Itâs that time of year - 2025 Antisemite of the Year. Vote for your top 3 candidates by Friday December 12th! https://t.co/Z03ndvnbcw
71
704
6K
I canât get over how bad this is.
22
19
746
genuinely insane that rightwingers are now just orchestrating with far right extremist groups to oust trans people from public life
btw hereâs the most recent retweet from the studentâs mother. self described podcaster and media figure - that kid was a plant, just in that class just to further this antitrans agenda
53
638
6K
the fucking governor is weighing in on the illiterate student's reading response paper lol. I'm starting to believe the people who think this whole thing was a stunt, because it's moved too quickly and reached too high for a 0 on a bad homework assignment
The 1st Amendment is foundational to our freedom & inseparable from a well rounded education. The situation at OU is deeply concerning. Iâm calling on the OU regents to review the results of the investigation & ensure other students arenât unfairly penalized for their beliefs.
60
2K
20K