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His Serene Majesty. Illustrator, living saint, Reluctant Hipster, lvl 60 Paladin. Creator of โGreetings from Grisleyโ @GrisleyComic Married to @Litterboxcomics
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@buckadeath
All they did was make it *more* difficult to panhandle. -Itโd just seem sarcastic trying to wash windshields and shout swears in a summer boating ensemble.
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Iโm so fucking proud of this kid. ๐ค
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My wife does the
opposite of this.
My wife waits, until I am finished, to eat her meal. Itโs a subtle act of respect, that modern wives have forgotten.
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@DaveMcNamee3000
Why donโt they teach our kids about this in school anymore? This country makes me sick.
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This kid isโฆ*aggressively* my son.
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Pfp commission for
@FlorkOfCows
! This was so much fun to do, I have to bash out some more
#warhammer40k
stuff soon.
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Are you fucking shitting me.
โPURRLOCK HOLMES!โ
-ITโS RIGHT THERE!
ITโS PURRFECT!
SEE? THIS IS SO EASY!
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, SHERLOCK PURR
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@danvasc2
Is this the guy that got demonetised and received huge support and then immediately shat on all the people that went to bat for him?
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@mask_bastard
Theyโre everywhere, Charles. Look around you. Any object in your house could be packed with ramen, millet and spackle. The car you drive. The people you meet. Thereโs just no way of telling anymore. Stay safe out there.
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Came home to
@LitterboxComics
setting about traumatizing our children. They took it like champs, apparently (psychopaths).
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Introduced these two classic bangers to our oldest the other day, to teach him about spoofs. He watched them intensely, and at the end he asked me which one was the joke one. ๐
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Only just realised I had forgotten to post this commission of
@neilhimself
โs Delirium of The Endless! These sort of characters are my favourite things to draw. No more Spidermans, lifeโs too short. Thanks for looking! Stay cool, wonโt you?
#inktober
#sandman
#copicmarkers
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@wildtiktokss
Cwm. Itโs a loan word from Welsh that means a dip in the valley or somesuch. Hehe โcwmโ.
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Another piece from the
@LitterboxComics
collab from last week! It is a distinct possibility that Iโve been reading too much Warhammer.
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-Yet when me and
@LitterboxComics
do this at
@olivegarden
, weโre โweirdโ and weโve โgot to leaveโ and โthe police have been calledโ. This country makes me sick. Shame on you. Shame on all of you.
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-Itโs a *Bouncy Castle*. ๐ฌ๐ง
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I am a fucking disaster today.
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There are two wolves inside of me and they both look like this.
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This was 10 or so years ago (be kind ๐
), but this series of supervillain yearbook pictures is what gave me my start. Iโll post the rest in the comments below.
Im bored so let's do something artists,
What is a drawing you think you're iconic for? and let people reply to you what drawing they think you are iconic for
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Ok. Now that Iโve gotten to know him, he doesnโt feel like a โFulgrimโ. I think weโre going to pivot to โFrankenstein/Frankieโ (with all his different patches of fur, he looks like he was made out of different cats).
Apologies for all the kitten posting and also, expect more ofโฆ
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At a Korean restaurant trying to find the Gents and was presented with these two doors. Brain immediately set to work on the bro-maths of figuring out whether an apricot or an orchid seems more like a dick.
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Never forget.
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Today in a nutshell. Am currently at the โYou should have listenedโ stage of the proceedings.
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This makes me unreasonably fucking angry, on a number of levels.
They took away the Captain Morgan logo's swagger. Look at how they massacred my boy
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My 4 year old just strode into the room while we were eating, throws his hands up and says, โThatโs it! Iโm going to do a poo!โ It had a very Seinfeldy energy to it. -Heโs got a lot on his plate right now, I feel like.
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Other peopleโs kids are fucking wild. I just saw a Mum on this flight placate her toddler with a bowl of green beans. My kids will call CPS on me if I give them offbrand Bagel Bites.
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Happy Halloween! -From our Hause to yours! ๐ฉ๐ป
Were our
#Halloween
costumes Bowsette & Luigi, or Fran & Joel in their Halloween costumes? ๐ค
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I think we all knew this was coming. ๐ป
Thanks for looking! Stay cool, wonโt you?
#babyyoda
#thechild
#themandalorian
#starwars
#yoda
#thisistheway
#disneyplus
#disney
@Jon_Favreau
#sriracha
#keto
#recipeideas
#artistsoninstagram
#artistsofinstagram
#fanart
#scifi
#cute
#kawaii
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Trying my hand at 3d modeling and my first attempt didnโt go too badly! The dream is to make art toys eventually. -Credit for character design goes to
@LitterboxComics
, obviously.
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@mverehin
Itโs funny, you can go balls out on some sort of protean horror of eyes and teeth and tentacles, but often the scariest thing is just a weird dude with horrible intentions. This is perfect, well done.
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I showed this to my cat to shame him for throwing up on my Samurai Cop rug after I fed him a different flavour of Fancy Feast.
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Been enjoying going through my newly returned Instagram and reading all the cyber bullying you lot have been sending the hackers! You guys have the foulest mouths and the sweetest hearts ๐ค
Thank you so much to everyone who had my back when this all went down, youโre the best ๐ป
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What animal are you guys touching with your mutagen ooze hands?
So thereโs literal green sludge bubbling up from the ground next to World Trade Center right now
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Currently under interrogation from my kid after debunking a story he told me about how his friendโs Dad is in the military and he shot someone in the willy with a tank. Somehow Iโm the tank/willy truther and the burden of evidence has fallen on me.
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This ๐ is ๐ what ๐ speaking ๐ truth ๐ to ๐ power ๐ looks ๐ like ๐
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I have drunk a great many beers and pina coladas. I am air frying chicken wings. Witness me! Happy Halloween!
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ICYMI, raw art of the
#dungeonsanddragons
guest strip I did over at
@LitterboxComics
last week. -Did my best to channel some Mignola. And Frazetta with this one. This style is fun, it may have to make a reappearance at some pointโฆ
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Me: Pal, if you keep making that noise Iโm going to lose my mind.
My kid: Are you being like this because your horse died in Ghost of Tsushima?
Me: NOโฆ! ๐ญ ๐
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Watching Goonies with the lads. (They are *very* much enjoying the dick jokes).
8yo: This doesnโt sound like chase music.
Me: Itโs likeโฆ adventure music, itโs jaunty.
8yo: Mm. Well, I guess they didnโt have that much music back then.
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@honeydroplette
@dyingscribe
Donโt set out to form deep relationships or have deep conversations, we donโt like the smell of it if we donโt know you.
1. Lift.
2. Get good at something. Care about a skill or a hobby.
3. Learn how to shit talk and how to take shit and when not to.
The deep stuff will comeโฆ
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According to my doctor, this is not where kneecaps are supposed to go. ๐ฌ
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8yo: This is the only guy I donโt like, the bandana guy. (Josh Brolin)
Me: You know who he grows up to beโฆ?
8yo: Who?
Me: -Thanos!
6yo: Now youโve spoiled it. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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My beautiful wife
@LitterboxComics
and I are delighted to announce that we will be welcoming a second air fryer into our family next Thursday! โฅ๏ธ
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My son has been referring to the Grimace shake as, โA Grimaceโs Shakeโ the same way someone would say
โA hangmanโs nooseโ.
I fear he will be the only one of us with the steel to tread the purple path, and come back alive.
#GrimacesBirthday
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@extradeadjcb
*Apocalyptic* post nut clarity. -You would see the future. You would know how you die.
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I just want a Batman movie that isnโt embarrassed of its own franchise.
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Introducing, the newest member of the Hause familyโฆ
Primarch of the 3rd Legion, The Phoenician, Lord of Chemos, The Palatine Phoenix, Daemon Prince of Slaaneshโฆ
LORD FULGRIIIIIIIIIIM! ๐
(Grimmy for short)
#WarhammerCommunity
#warhammer40k
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This is a small token of my appreciation for my favourite Warhammer 40k Youtuber,ย
@BaldermortS
He serves up bloody, digestible chunks of 40k grimdark in a uniquely captivatingย way, like some sort of sinister David Attenborough, and whether you're trying to get into 40k, or youโฆ
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Last chance to back
@_mjwills
's
@swordscomic
card game! Here's the art I did for it!
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Happy New Year! Muchos thank yous to all of you who made it a great one! ๐ฉ๐ป
#artvsartist2023
#artvsartist
#artvsartists2023
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I regret to inform you that Frankenstein has gotten, if anything, *more* adorable and rad. God help us.
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Been cooking up something special, here's the sneakiest of sneak peaks. New weekly comic launching later this year...
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Happy Halloween!
(Look at how handsome this little fucker is getting!)
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@SyndicateMojo
@LitterboxComics
Turns out theyโre karaoke rooms and they donโt like you peeing in them.
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My son combined these two cat toys into what he calls โChicken Bottleโ (cringe). I have renamed it a โMolotov Cockerelโ and am explaining to him how funny I am (very). He is loudly disagreeing. Please like and retweet, so I can demonstrate to him numerically what a dumbโฆ
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It occurred to me with all of this Instagram horseshit that a lot of you havenโt seen much of my art, so I figure while we wait for more Grisley, I may as well post some of that! Sound good? This is an unloved piece I did for an art show and spent WAY too much time on ๐ป๐ฌ
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I like petting my catโs weird little paunch belly, but I had to google it and check it wasnโt like an extended ballbag or something. I still have no idea where his wiener is, my dog open carries like a gentleman, but this guyโs is still at large.
-Thank you.
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This is the most important thing you will read today.
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Me and the littlest man were playing with our toys we got for Christmas. Poor Sam isnโt often invited into many private homes, but Mrs Tailfeather remains alive and well, gladly.
@Mike_Dougherty
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Alright then. Letโs do this.
#unboxing
Sometimes I take my sleeping pills and I wake up to emails like this. What have you done, Yester-Jโฆ?
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