Spud Shaped Dad
@GavHeaton
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These are the words of me,myself and I. The views expressed here are all my own, and therefore most likely to be b*ll*cks Him/There/That/Tw@t
England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2011
Idea for a new Bill & Ted movie. Bill and Ted go back in time, meet a young man named Rufus and find themselves on a mission to guide him onto the right path in life #BillAndTed #AlexWinter #KeanuReeves #EdSolomon #ChrisMatheson #Excellent #ExcellentAdventure #Ideas
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Honestly, you compliment someone on their moustache and ask if it's for Movember and suddenly she doesn't want to be your friend anymore!!! #movember #growamo #facialhair #FridayThoughts #friday
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“If you want to be an angel, you've got to do it when you're alive. Be good. Do good things.” ✧ Anne After Life
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Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans, what the hell have they done to the club? It's filth is what it is! @PhoenixNightsNC #phoenixnights
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Apparently my personal trainer was actually telling me to do 100 crunches a day and now I’m even further away from having abs.
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@rickygervais I love donkeys, but one if them bit me on the arm when I was eight years old, and it hurt like a bastard. But you do you. James Gin.
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@MrJamesMay Maybe it was hungry. Clarkson actually punched someone in the face when he was peckish😂 Ricky Vodka.
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Just scrolling through and genuinely thought the guy in the ad was @JimCarreyeuge1 for a brief sec! 🧐 😂
“The point is all these productivity benefits are not abstract, you can already see it!” Rory and Alastair, from @restispolitics, discuss Google AI, and how AI is empowering the Government to become more efficient.
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'What we fought for was our freedom, even now [the country] is worse than it was when I fought for it,' says 100-year-old World War II Veteran Alec Penstone.
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Lest We Forget ❤️ No.2 knows This Is Old But To Gold But it gets me every single time 🫡👌 #LestWeForget
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@TRobinsonNewEra You’re such an idiot. It was a cosplay nerd on his way to comic con. You’re also a midget.
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🚨 PATRIOTS DENIED ENTRY TO MANOR FARM PUB IN BIRMINGHAM BECAUSE THEY HAVE AN ENGLAND FLAG 🏴 Only in England would an English person be denied entry to a pub for carrying an England flag. The people of Birmingham need to boycott this pub!
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I'm not sure I believe any of this
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Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck
Human leg found on Scottish beach linked to body in Northern Ireland Read more🔗 https://t.co/ymJkMQ8ODl
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