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Beef Baron seeking wife with whom to live in a vast and elegant park

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"...No, I wouldn't say I was old fashioned."
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@Empty_America It seems to me that a lot of socializing of the past specifically avoided the impression of "hanging around." Had to have an opening ritual, monthly speaker, a meal, a dance, an unbuilt barn, a quilt, a Bible discussion, etc.
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Imagine having your head of state telling you "I'm trying to get more trees to grow yonder" while waving his stick
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👑 The King surprised a group of cyclists who were going for a ride around Balmoral when he stopped to talk to them 🔗 Read more:
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@rightwingnutrs Everyone trying to sell this as double secret degeneracy has severe myopia
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@johndory1914 I'm told George 3 would stop and talk to guys farming very regularly
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@fadedfeedback @MailOnline Who are you to limit Christ's grace
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@owenbroadcast One time I tried flirting (I think?) with a cashier at a coffeehouse I frequented She became a they and stole my name.
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@rightwingnutrs Yes but trying to pin that on the gamers is pretty rich. "It's you kids' fault society stopped working 40 years ago!"
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@ploughmansfolly As a man whose mother did very little cooking and kept the house in a state of chaos, I would really like a girl who could keep house and is at least inclined to make sandwiches or heat up some soup
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@kitten_beloved Saw a poster for a village festival from like 1890 advertising that there would be "Four good bands"
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@refocuspocus @Sleeping_corgi1 @peterrhague God forbid, H*nd H*lding No wonder the world is a sterile chaos
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@BohmRespektor "real hobbies" like alcoholism
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@p8stie And we wonder why girls are traditionally treated as chaotically destructive non-people
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@Interrobang_2 @elysian404a The most important work of the 20th century
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@SpiritofPines I want to know how the argument was framed back in the early 19th century. "This man, who cannot scrape together 20 shillings of capital to show the Assessor, must have a voice on public policy"
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@Empty_America @Paul_America The magic ingredient is purposeful human management
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@scriptumsent Doesn't it just mean "as God intended"
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@Atlanticesque Get back in the bucket!
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@whatifalthist Plywood is an excellent building material
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@SamuelFByers @Empty_America The thing is, the country is littered with just such towns, and nobody wants to live in them
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@Quaesitor121 @eigenrobot He does that all the time in the Old testament "I've been hearing rumors about how extremely gay this town is, and I cannot believe it could be that gay, so I'm going to investigate"
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@FischerKing64 The reality is women have no place teaching men or boys of any description
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@CityBureaucrat I had a Dutchman for a professor who was literally twice as tall as my short friend
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@ellegist Do men owe women babies?
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@halogen1048576 @dioscuri There's a lot of agriculture like this, basically because old people have way more influence than in any other domain
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@TatsuyaIshida9 Isn't Odin's whole thing being a dangerous nerd?
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@COWBOYA11STAR @AmericanaAesth I guess ill be checking "Black, Indigenous" on all my paperwork from now on
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@SWENGDAD "finding the right person" being the really high hurdle
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@SWENGDAD We are way past the point of "winning over converts"
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@AppFanfiction I sat down with my sister's tablet and read all of it one evening. What I remember most is that in the very first paragraph, the girl protagonist is described putting on her boots, and then proceeding to put on her socks
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@MrPrudentialist How did this unfortunate situation come to be
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@SWENGDAD This isn't even good bait
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@k_3_n_7_0_d Agriculture is an aesthetic project
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@kitten_beloved The rules are (supposed to be) there to get the right people together, aren't they?
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@egreghost Another tally on the "homeschool" stick
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@ElijahYoung9876 @evlynheavyrocks Many people are saying this!
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@moonbeamdreams_ Most people are nowhere near that ceiling
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@Empty_America Unrelated adults in the household, 47x lamb mortality
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@Memberberry65 @Theo_Chilton @Newsweek I'm sure they will take you again
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@owenbroadcast I love this. I've wondered about what motivates demons, and they idea that they're all different is probably true. I also wonder if they are jealous of not being able to be fathers
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@Aristos_Revenge I think the main problem is just the severe shortage of decent girls
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@Empty_America Glasses aren't a fatality, they are a "focus on close work" thing
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@Empty_America I am of course very supportive of a much more robust naval and merchant empire than we have now. But nobody can articulate how Americans benefit from interfering in every squalid hinterland on the planet
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@robertlasagna1 "One" is asking a lot isn't it?
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@EloquentMind101 @eigenrobot Who cares what those people agree with? Our forebearers won the civilization game in 1803, now all you guys have to lump it
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@Finnothyjest I think the basic plot of "people go to social events, get offended at each other, nothing actually happens, heroine gets married" is eternally appealing to women
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@8chabard @poodvt WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW 15 YEARS AGO
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@NecktieSalvage I'm not against drunk driving, I'm against drunk crashing
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@EloquentMind101 @eigenrobot The earliest colonization of Iceland is 870AD, nobody has been there 1000's of years
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@isengrimm3 @Lifter_Fren Have you not been to the 7 "don't raep people" classes?
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@Empty_America This is why a sheet metal roof on a house looks so honest
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@The_Petrichory @kendrictonn @CrusaderSaracen My theory on a lot of parent child-relationships is that it's difficult to move on from the first impression a person gets when their child is a useless meatloaf
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@tikums @SaysSimulation Lol, throwing yourselves into the sea for spite
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@Empty_America How do you drink coffee for 2 hours
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@KarazazuN @FromKulak Young men are basically the only demographic that can accomplish anything
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@rarelyquinn @gnrtvty @kitten_beloved That isn't the question at all
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@memeticsisyphus "Friendship with a woman" is where you should know something is wrong
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@Empty_America Is it really frustration? The English got to America and all thought to themselves, "we're going to make this even More English" whatever their conception of English was
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@ReviewsPossum @GreenTextRepost Why would that take 190,000 years
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@EloquentMind101 @eigenrobot My people have lived on this farm longer than the Sioux were ever in the Dakotas Your definition of "native" is moronic
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@FromKulak Christians were always winners, wokes are a religion born dying
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@cavkingpaul @1894gang Be sure to jump on that sinking ship!
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@sommelier_soda @doppledonger76 @vanillatary @humangus89 @thpshout What better metric of farm efficiency is there, than producing the best food per acre
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@Inv3ntive15 How is this illegal
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@Empty_America Nobody is assuming good things about the people that wear polo shirts to funerals
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@Empty_America There seems to be no shortage of elite statutory rapists, which is what the real concern is
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@Empty_America There isn't going to be a conservative party, there isn't anything to conserve. The rights of Englishman and the founding will have to be reinstituted by complete radicals
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@J_K_Chesterton They don't seem to demonstrate it very aggresively
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@caesararum Isn't leading just an expensive way to get the effects of ethanol?
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@refocuspocus @Sleeping_corgi1 @peterrhague Sorry to hear you're in the sterility cult
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@GraduatedBen Failure to Ensoul is the name of my band
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@Seinpeaks @ZeroSuitCamus I'm told that is Mark
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@EloquentMind101 @eigenrobot 1000's is millennia, not ~1200 You picked Iceland. If you wanted to pick Egypt, you easily could have
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@Maveric619CA @SeedOilDsrspctr @memeticsisyphus Definitely not the clearest way to express
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@bcphates @ichthys30 Teenage, you say?
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@sword_mommy @ploughmansfolly Women chiding people in healthy relationships?
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@KP4NC @dedrick427 Do farmers advertise their libraries in your neighborhood?
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@Empty_America Drywall is a very odd thing to purposefully put in a house
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@sympatheticopp Polygamy is generally a TFR reducing arrangement
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@QuetzalPhoenix There was a blond girl at the bank and she HAD A NOSE RING
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@daatdarling I understood Paw Patrol represented a libertarian utopia where dogs and children were more competent than government employees
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@jollier_raptor This is definitely true of the small square hay market. I sort of doubt it's true for beef, but it depends on what "small" means here
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@Pepsi_Dick @PinstripeBungle Pilate does that in greatest story ever told, which I assume wasn't interpreted as a cop thing then
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@AppFanfiction My thinking is this messaging should mainly be directed at the people who left their village in the [Midwest] and moved to some city for a GoodJob™. Those are the people who have somewhere to move to and the best foundations to build on
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@TheNotoriousADZ @redbeard_ice @adamisfigurin Where have you got one that hasn't fallen face-first into a tackle box
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@AStratelates Occasionally, it would go the other way, and an English/American would murder a friendly Indian leader for no good reason, and never get to trial
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@kaschuta "and my children" is becoming increasingly unlikely
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@EloquentMind101 @eigenrobot Yes, to choose the least possible example
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@CaseyBHead She was sent to college out of state and works in "marketing" somewhere
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@Empty_America I assume this is the same kind of person who keeps the price of small square hay weirdly low
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@Empty_America And also immunity from social security
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@vlad_solana @DaveSomething4 I think the problem is that society is set up so badly, he can't find even one suitable one
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@MangyManiak @Aristos_Revenge How many "don't raep people" classes did you have to go through on college? I had 7
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