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ERNIE: so josh giddey is under league investigation for allegedly having a relationship with a 16 year old girl
SHAQ: Chuck got a relationship with 16 donuts don’t you Chuck
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In these moments they were probably happier than I’ll ever be
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Obv drew heavy heavy heavy inspo from the Monty the mole tweet
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We all been there fellas
Dua Lipa's ex boyfriend Anwar Hadid seemingly reacts to her going public with rumored new boyfriend, Romain:
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Cuz he knows he fucked up n got lazy and people can say that about him
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