having sensory issues is so weird. how am I supposed to explain that I’m mad because the wrong lights are on?.

RT @RYGdance: When therapists text you to confirm tomorrow’s appointment, they enjoy it when you reply “Buckle up…”.

RT @jainormis2: one small bump for man, one giant line for mankind.

RT @islandinmymind: do you ever look at yourself and think “ahhyup, i look like a man and a woman had a baby”.

RT @Not_The_Rule: Ill remind someone they dont like me. Idgaf.

RT @_Jizzabelle: I long to go back to a time before I knew certain people. Before they took a pivotal piece of me that I could never grow b….

RT @Greg_1_Leg: If I overthought more at 9am rather than 3am i wouldn’t need so much coffee.

RT @nova_Corpse: Don’t forget to steal someone else’s tweet today for no reason at all.

RT @mistrustme1: I want to be your singular thought.

RT @LikeRez12: fuck it, you know?.

RT @_indica_sky: sometimes i get sad at all the things i stopped sharing with the people i used to share everything with.

RT @lunasx_stereo: I’m missing a lot of follow through in my life.

RT @citizenkawala: Kinda bullshit that Ghislaine Maxwell is allowed out every day, but I have to sit in a cubicle all day.

RT @LikeRez12: tits tuesday and mine look and feel fantastic.

RT @Greg_1_Leg: Yes I have favourite positions in bed but the top 5 are sleeping ones.

youth pastor who just joined tiktok voice: but did you know someone in the BIBLE had the “tism rizz”? BAPtism rizz that is, turn with me in your bibles to matthew chapter 3 verse 1….

RT @parkerquotes2: See, the first mistake she made was thinking I would not tell her exactly what I thought of her….

RT @pawooonie: easily this one hands down

RT @tieyoo: tmi doesn’t exist with me please tell me more.

RT @PartyWaffle: I just found out that I have to go to Spokane, WA for a funeral at the end of the month, so if anyone knows of absolutely….

RT @jojipaints: curse the first guy to ever use something-is-wrong-with-my car as a background sound in a song.