Faye Hausendorff
@FayeH321
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Jewish, Baltimore born and bred, Government worker, interested in politics, full of snark but with a smidgen of hope for humanity.
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@TheBabylonBee
The response tweets to this post should be part of the satire at this point.
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@ItalyinIsrael
@ItalyMFA_int
@IsraelMFA
@elicoh1
@IsraelinItaly
I’m legit left wondering if this is a show of support or top-tier trolling.
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@MattWalshBlog
I know this sounds pedantic, but I’m highly bothered by how inaccurate the Tom Brady comparison is. Brady *won* his games. She keeps getting divorced, so she’s *losing* at marriage. She’s not the Tom Brady of marriage, she’s the Jacksonville Jaguars.
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@RepSwalwell
@neeratanden
Eric, rest assured that nobody can ever question your commitment to giving Asian girls plenty of "opportunities."
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@StopAntisemites
@IthacaNYSchools
, do you support having an out and proud Jew-hater as a special education teacher?! Students requiring special education services are more vulnerable by their nature. Imagine the level of harm Jen Curley could do to Israeli or Jewish students in her class.
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@NickFondacaro
So how many artists are going to stop working with ABC, or appearing on
@TheView
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@WhoopiGoldberg
is spreading? During a time of rising anti-Semitism, no less.
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@NerdeenKiswani
These goddamn Zionists, using their filthy lucre to *checks notes* help people with cancer. Good for you for going after those awful sick people seeking treatment from life threatening diseases!
(Also, withdrawing a job offer isn’t a threat. Ken Griffin and his contemporaries…
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@MaryMargOlohan
@PAAUNOW
@DailySignal
So as someone who works at a pretty high level in the Federal government, here are your tips of the day:
1) If someone says they're from the Federal government, they need a warrant to require you to provide them with any information. The minute someone identifies themselves as a…
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@redsteeze
@JoeNBC
@atlantic
Especially when the scolding comes from a millionaire with not a financial care in the world. It’s just like when people who never fly anything but private lecture everyone else to stay home because of climate change. Very impactful and relatable.
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@libsoftiktok
Does anyone want to tell the aspiring Andrews Sisters that losing the extra weight they’re carrying around would reduce their risk of getting COVID by about 1000 percent vs slapping a mask on?
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@sorealcoded
@PopBase
It seems to me entitlement is thinking customers who work for their money should be forced to accept bad service or products without saying anything about it.
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@JBMatthews
@GovRonDeSantis
Always hilarious when someone who backs the party full of actual rabid antisemites pretends that Soros criticism = antisemitism, when Soros himself has publicly severed himself from Judaism. As an Orthodox Jew - we see people like you, and we despise your using us like this.
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@jerseydeanne
Ha! If she’d been there, you couldn’t have dragged her away from the camera with the Jaws of Life.
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@Postmates
@g_maximus12
@drevangoldstein
@smartthrob
I guess just focusing on delivering food in a timely fashion is off the menu?
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@Ginger_Zee
Yes, person who lives in a beautiful home with an expansive home gym and a room that serves solely as a playroom for your two kids, please lecture us about what is necessary.
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@nytimesworld
I'm glad to live in America, where naked adults exposing themselves to underage children is still a crime and not something to celebrate on TV.
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@BamasLadyJ
@jrpsaki
What’s the problem? She’s basically doing the same job there that she did at the White House. Propaganda for the administration.
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@MEMRIReports
@JohnKerry
@ClimateEnvoy
This guy was Obama's Secretary of State. Wonder how we got where we are . . .
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@StopAntisemites
Hey, maybe she and that Florida dentist can join forces and start a practice together. They can call it “Hateful Health!”
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@intelligencer
@onesarahjones
You see the title and think it’s just clickbait. That surely the article can’t be as bad as the lead-in. But then you read the article and oh, it is that bad. Amazing.
This is what happens when your writers are all childless by choice and proud of it. They don’t get it.
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@AvivaKlompas
So Hamas would get rewarded not only with governance of Gaza, but over additional territory (i.e. West Bank)? Israel would be insane to agree to this. It would reward Hamas for their atrocities and encourage further such incursions. Not to mention it would mean all the brave…
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@AllCharisma
I'm not surprised to hear this. As good a storyteller as Joss is, some of his work so clearly shows a less than healthy attitude toward women. I'm sorry you experienced that. No woman should have to do so.
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Hell is freezing over; I'm about to post a Piers Morgan article I agree with. Forget the whole trying to trash a small business during COVID aspect . . .trying to stop shops from having low-cal food because you can't control yourself? Please.
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@StopAntisemites
Never have I wanted to buy someone a drink so badly as I do that man and his compatriots
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You know who else humiliates someone, treats them badly, tries to make them look bad, and then tells them they’re doing it for their own good, to “help them?”
This is textbook, clear abuse. “if only you hadn’t made me do this to you!”
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@brianstelter
Brian, let me put this in terms that are probably familiar to you from high school. Tucker is like the QB who dates the head cheerleader. You’re like the team waterboy. Not only would he never respond to an inquiry from you, but you embarrassed yourself by admitting you…
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@HamasakiLaw
You’re the police commissioner, and you’re mocking a man whose home was vandalized in your jurisdiction? Some people might feel some that their force isn’t doing their job, but I guess victim-mocking was a way to go, too. Congratulations on taking the road less traveled.
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@ElieNYC
The Supreme Court *literally* said in one of these opinions it was the kind of thing best left to the legislative branch, you liar.
Also, “no liberal policy will be allowed to exist?!” Your side controls government, the media, popular culture, the education system, most of big…
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@StopAntisemites
@MeaningOfCare
This is not only an issue for
@MeaningOfCare
-
@NYPDnews
should you look into a doctor sedating patients for political reasons?
@cms
@TJCommission
do you think hospitals with doctors like this should keep your certification?
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@krassenstein
@MostlyPeacefull
Brian, I'm sorry you and your brother went through whatever you apparently went through. But, um, it is not normal to see one's father naked. It really isn't.
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@davehill77
That one guy's face when he saw his tab! Talk about counting your chickens before they're hatched.
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@TribesBritannia
For those of us who have been following RF news since W&C’s marriage in 2011, it was widely known how much both York sisters disliked and resented Catherine at the time. It was reported they were particularly annoyed by having to follow her in processions and other activities…
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@BGrueskin
I have been saying for months that supermarket workers should be the first people getting vaccinated. They don't have the cache of healthcare workers, but they have more exposure than pretty much anyone in this country to the largest numbers of people.
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@peterjhasson
@HoustonKeene
I'm sure this is totally legit and in no way an attempt for foreign governments to purchase influence in the Biden Administration, because it's not like that happened before even when he was only Veep.
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@RNN_RoyalNews
I just want one journalist to ask publicly why they should want to hear from these allegedly racist, dysfunctional, cold, uncaring people whom their buddy Tyler Perry literally compared to a wife beater. Shouldn’t you feel happy to have escaped them and be living your wonderful…
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@ClownWorld_
Doesn’t blink an eye at having killed two people, but gears up to file a lawsuit when a cop calls her heartless (“Can you say that?!”).
A drunk driver killed my 16-year-old cousin years ago and had zero remorse. It wasn’t his first time driving drunk. They don’t punish these…
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@according2_taz
This talking point of his has always been one of his most self-defeating- and shows how out of touch with reality he is. Does he honestly think that anybody outside of the Sugars feels sympathy for an almost middle-aged man, who was raised in the lap of luxury, having to pay his…
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@0Iiver_Sister
@BaronessBruck
As someone who works with these people's staffers, I can tell you the Senators were less than thrilled to have her call their private lines. A major faux pas and violation of their privacy. Her staff should have called their staffs. Gillibrand should not have given
#s
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"RIP Twitter" is trending, so I see the denizens of this great app are responding to the Elon Musk sales news in the usual proportionate, reasonable way. Also, it's pretty funny that certain quarters feel the prospect of more free speech is what will cause the death of Twitter.
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@MillennialOther
@RepSylviaGarcia
@bariweiss
@mtaibbi
@ShellenbergerMD
“Were you a threesome?”
*Shellenberger snickers*
“No, there were actually many more people involved.”
As someone who grew up with two brothers, I ❤️ this kind of juvenile humor so much.
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@KatiePhang
Have you ever considered that maybe the Senators aren’t sure she’s a woman, and so don’t intend disrespect? I mean, just yesterday she herself wasn’t sure about what a woman is.
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@Alexand10981787
@jomilleweb
Hired them to pap her, then accused them of being reckless, "Fast and Furious" style, dangerous pursuers of her?
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@netflix
Some of the comments here are nuts. Instead of getting high and getting into trouble, this 14 year old is pursuing a life of study and contemplation. He's respectful to his parent. He doesn't say anything negative about her lifestyle; he just says he wants a different one.
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Gorgeous and princess-y. Five year old me is squeeing.
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@hrrysgreysuit
Honestly, things were so nice today without him there scowling and pouting. All the Royals and the crowds were smiling and happy. Tomorrow he’ll show up and glower like Maleficient at Aurora’s christening. I’m glad he’s not going to anything else.
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@Maryann49479023
If they’re really serious they would take all the Sussexes out of the line of succession.
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@kathrynw5
This makes no sense. We have vaccines. Approved treatments. Hospitals are better equipped at treating cases. Sufficient protective gear for everyone. Just stop with the fear-mongering. Focus on helping people get their lives back before this country completely implodes.
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@hrrysgreysuit
Sorry, but if a parent feels dread at calling their ADULT child (a literal king no less) because of the possibility of a tantrum, that parent has failed to raise the raise child correctly or establish proper boundaries.
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@MatthewFoldi
@ComfortablySmug
@committeeonccp
@HouseCommerce
@tiktok_us
I mean, why not? The whole pediatric transgender debacle taught kids that threatening suicide is the magic key to forcing adults to do whatever they want.
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@EricMGarcia
You should be humiliated. But I strongly suspect you're just humiliated that you got called out. How is it possible that even a journo can't tell the difference between "1" and "2"?
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@Julio_Rosas11
Mostly peaceful mass murders, rapes, kidnap, torture, and baby decapitations.
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@SabirahLohn
@BaronessBruck
The wardrobe that King Charles paid over a million pounds for? How much more bloody help did she want?
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@Jellenleew
@Knesix
Miscarriages are a very sore subject for me. All I’m going to say is lying about something like this is sicker than sick. And a miscarried baby, even a small one, needs to be handled in the same manner as any other deceased human.
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@CarnegieMellon
It’s always interesting to watch leftist institutions discover freedom of speech what it means hand waving away disgusting behavior from a protected class. Does anyone doubt that if someone had said with this woman did about a person of color you would’ve fired them already?
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@RealCandaceO
@benshapiro
You guys, have some pity for Candace, having to deal with someone “unhinged” like Ben. She’s used to more stable, emotionally healthy company, like *checks notes* Kanye West.
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@Ginger_Zee
For the record, I'm not going to be a hypocrite - my husband and I are very comfortable, we too have a nice home with a pool. But you don't find me lecturing people who literally cannot find basics (milk, diapers, etc) in their stores about "evaluating what is necessary."
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@scobie
@netflix
The funny part is that you think you're being clever, when actually, you're outright admitting that H&M can't gin up interest for their garbage whinefest without trying to piggyback on his brother and SIL. Talk about an own goal. You're not serving master and mistress well.
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@babyouremyqueen
Good for her. Nobody is obligated to hug anybody else, especially if they’re basically a stranger.
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@megynkelly
@RobertKennedyJr
Hey, Megyn, do you think anyone should ask Jewish people about some of RFK Jr’s recent antisemitic remarks? Are we allowed to speak up? Or should we worry about how poor Robert is being affected by the consequences of his own actions (hint: not at all).
His sister showed more…
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Had a morning call with my mother, who mentioned that a local radio station’s hosts were making fun of Harry and Meghan today (she found out recently I follow Megxit). Apparently one of the radio hosts called them “the Brifters” (British + grifters), which I love. Harry and…
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@jk_rowling
Thank you for speaking out for truth. I know it brings you nothing but hate, but I firmly believe it will bring you great reward in a world beyond this one.
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@TribesBritannia
I need to hunt for the clip, but at Catherine’s first pre-Christmas concert at the Abbey, there’s some footage of the family chatting before it starts. Eugenie compliments William on how impressive it all is or something similar, and he gestures to Catherine (who was talking to…
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@RickEversRoyal
@CoutureRoyals
Why should they? They’re visiting the country as private citizens associated with a nonprofit organization, not as members of the royal family.
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I must say that it takes some balls to name your baby after the great-grandmother you've just spent several months publicly trashing on international TV, calling the cause of generational pain, a bad parent, a racist . . .SMH.
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@MrAndyNgo
@metpoliceuk
Meanwhile,
@metpoliceuk
were online afterward hand waving away use of the word “jihad.”
What a joke.
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@sourpatchlyds
@atrupar
I’m actually enjoying the asinine posts of Rupar and his ideological compatriots, because thanks for proving our point for us. They’re outraged and disgusted by having that stuff read in the Senate, but not in middle school libraries?!
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@megynkelly
“You know you can trust someone if they’re non-binary” - well, that isn’t groomer-like at all!
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@BaronessBruck
I don’t think I’m supposed to find this as hilarious as I do, but William calling Harry “Harold” as an insult is just somehow perfect.
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@jimstinson
@DavidAFrench
Even if we accept this to be true, how does this give them the right to censor others?
(Trick question. It does not. I work for the Federal government, and nobody ever told me about that censorship right. Must have missed that seminar.)
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@JakeSherman
@tedcruz
@danpfeiffer
I mean frankly, I'd just stay at this point. Dude already got slammed (rightfully so IMO), and coming back isn't going to make it better. He just handed his next opponent a campaign ad. Might as well enjoy a vacation.
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@jerseydeanne
So Meghan can make what I would consider a very inappropriate comment to someone who was basically a stranger to her at that point, but Kate isn’t allowed to express displeasure at being spoken to like that? Get all the way wrecked.
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@BaronessBruck
Must be nice to slander your family on international TV and get treated like this. Talk about rewarding bad behavior.
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@POTUS
Says the man whose party embraces Al Sharpton; has rabid antisemites like the Squad among their number; is working to support Iran, which commits acts of terror against Jews around the world; and ignores attacks against Orthodox Jews in the US.
Informed Jews see and reject you.
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@jessicaschwalb7
I want that “pretty” little Black boy to go to Gaza to show his support, and see how that works out for him. I would literally pay 💰 to see that videoed.
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@NickFondacaro
@RepSnodgrass
Yeah, those words seemed pretty simple to me- but I guess I lack her "nuance" and sophistication.
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@RNN_RoyalNews
Did Harry get *any* coaching from his barrister on how to answer these questions?! How does he keep not only walking into Green’s traps, but helping him to lay out the snares? How could he not see where “like most children” was going to lead? This is where a lifetime of never…
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@thedailybeast
I mean, maybe don't participate in a riot if you know you've got a prepaid vacation coming up, but that's just me.
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@CountessCommon1
@BaronessBruck
"I sprayed her perfume . . .opened the bedside box and stroked the lock of her hair . . . opened up the tube of Elizabeth Arden cream she used to use . . ."
WTF, how did any woman not RUN screaming from this mess?! The money and status isn't worth it.
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