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@chibuzocartz
@imoteda
Salah is more popular than Beyonce. People tend to underestimate just how wide the reach of football is.
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This Pellistri guy doesn't cut his hair, doesn't do skin care. All he cares about is FOOTBALL.
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Highest PL spenders 1992-2004
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In 1994, Fergie retained the title by making only 1 signing.
95/96: Newcastle ยฃ24 mill, United ยฃ500k.
Champions: United
8 titles out of 12.
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Mourinho's career was literally made from one of the most fraudulent decisions in champions league history, against Sir Alex, at Old Trafford of all places. Lmaoo
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Thiago "soft touch. Nice one baba" Alcantara hooked.
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HOW IS MARTINEZ WINNING HEADERS AGAINST SรRLOTH WHO IS 6 FEET 6INCHES?!?!?!? ๐๐๐
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Oyedepo in particular seems to have a penchant for assaulting people. Someone that should be in jail
A dude ran and sat on my lap because there was no space in chapel. Oyedepo came straight to him, slapped him twice and pulled him off.
Thought he would carry me too.
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On another, this goes south and people will act like it's a Lisandro error instead of a De Gea error.
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Malacia is NOT better than Luke Shaw. Let's get real for a second.
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This is football heritage!!!!!
BREAKING: Phil Foden and Mason Greenwood caught bringing girls to England team hotel and face FA disciplinary action |
@SamiMokbel81_DM
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@utdcynical
Ronaldo wasn't anywhere near as good as Messi in all round play but he matched his goals and his achievements. That's really all Haaland needs to do.
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Rashford vs Mbappe in the quarters is going to be NUTS.
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@hadibii1
@chibuzocartz
@imoteda
Saying everyone listens to music is like saying everyone watches people move. Beyonce is not music in its entirety. Far more people watch football than listen to Beyonce, or American music in general - about 4 billion people. And all of them know Ronaldo and Messi.
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Watch VDBs head when he's running. Scanning his surroundings ever 2 seconds or so.
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@hadibii1
@chibuzocartz
@imoteda
I live in Nigeria with a population of 200m people, and I'm quite confident almost half of them have no idea who Beyonce is. Music exists outside American media and streaming services, you know.
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Yesterday, I got called to the largest bar in Africa.
The name is Obed C. Soludo, ESQ - Barrister and Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria.
LL.B (First Class Honours)
B.L (First Class Honours)
Tier 1 Trainee Associate.
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Not everything is racism or sexism sha. Jonah Hill got paid $60k for Wolf of Wall Street. Leo Di Caprio made $10 million. Sometimes it just comes down to to pure starpower.
In Taraji P. Hensonโs 2016 Memoir, she claimed she was paid less than 2% of what Actor Brad Pitt was paid. Henson later confirmed that she asked for $500K, they offered $100K but later agreed on $150K. The budget for the film was $150 Million.
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Take away penalties, Bruno still scores more than most midfielders. Take away goals and Bruno still has more assists than most midfielders (17 last season). Delete the assists and Bruno still creates more chances than your favorite midfielder (>120 last season).
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@NotUrAvGent
@jamzriskit
Tariq is a rich boy that wanted to be a street nigga because he glamorized the life. He isn't even calculated, the show is just written stupidly to make him shine.
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I don't rate Maguire's fee but he's been at least twice as useful for us as Coutinho, Griezmann, Dembele combined. They cost 400mil.
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Nobody was tweeting this when we walloped Chelsea 4-0. Everyone needs to calm the fuck down.
Barcelona and Xavi are showing Manchester United how to rebuild a superclub โ and fast, writes
@JBurtTelegraph
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If we keep De Gea and don't get this guy, I'll know we're not serious about moving forward.
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"go get another player" like they're 2-3 future B'Dor contenders just lying around waiting to be signed on a free. God have mercy on you Gary
Gary Neville thinks it's time for Manchester United to forget about Jadon Sancho ๐
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Pogba has not been mistreated man. He's been afforded every luxury, he's been paid excessively, most United fans spent a good part of his first 2 years defending him. Please, he's a victim of himself.
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This goal decided the title in a season where Chelsea beat us to it with 1 point. One of the clearest offsides I've ever seen.
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@EnjoyingGhibli
@DiscussingFilm
The Criminal Minds cast when they found they were returning for another 20 seasons
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We need Sancho and co. But Ole ain't a good coach and I wish you lot would stop getting carried away by purple patches here and there.
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People keep joking about this, but I think we need to start a serious conversation. He needs to be stopped.
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@The_Barr_OluT
The other day I saw the driver was over 50 so I spent the entire ride inside the engine. Far be it from me to show disrespect.
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Let's come back to Mourinho. Only reason he has a CL with Porto is because this Scholes goal was ruled offside. A truly unbelievably terrible referee blunder.
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Romero should 100% have started. Panic move by OGS.
Solskjรฆr spoke to Romero before the Europa League semi-final to explain his decision to start De Gea. It was a call that caused major disappointment to Romero
#mulive
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United would have faced Monaco in the final where they would've been the favorites. If you're wondering why SAF has "only 2 CLs", count this as one the reasons.
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@FreemoneyM_
@cammthegoatt
@ALLMONEYINRICK
@_TonyHilfiger
I'm surprised she's surprised tho. Denzel Kills people in half his movies.
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@invertedlwb
@AniUTD
Everyone had Argentina favourites partly because they had Messi and were all going to die for him.
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@JonesMogadishu
Imagine trying to play tiki-taka on a pitch that is half grass, half mud, half cement.
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People forget the only reason Arsenal went invincible was because the refs helped them rescue a 1-1 draw with Portsmouth by award a penalty for Pires' blatant dive. Lmaoooo. We can do this forever.
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Fear ke?
Today, for the very first time, I felt fear for the bar finals. Real fear. God knows I've given this, if not everything, almost everything I have. I must remind myself I deserve to succeed.
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@abdulljalo
In a civilized country he would have, at the very least, paid in the tens of millions for this. But then again, he would never try this in a civilized country. Dysfunction breeds audacity.
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Kolo Toure blocking a goal with his hand straight-up at 0-0. He wasn't even hiding it. Lmaoooo. Guess what? No penalty, no red card.
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Fitting that the first one to do it in the post Ferguson era be a lad from the United Academy.
Marcus Rashford is 3 goals away from becoming the first Man United player to score 30 goals in all club competitions in a season since Robin van Persie in 2012/13.
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@Operawizzzy
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Most of them are better with that weak foots than the majority of us are with our good feet. But when the stakes are highest, people choose what's most reliable.
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Malacia does all the things United fans hate in a full back. Overcommits and is liable to get cooked by pacy wingers, does not overlap and cannot cross. It's only a matter of time before the rest of you realize what some of us already know.
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He heard the CL anthem and started falling asleep? Project Hazard I'm afraid.
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I cannot even count the amount of fraudulent decisions involved in Liverpool's title win in 19/20. Let's not even talk about the fact that their 2005 Champions league win was because of a "ghost goal" in the semifinals. Never crossed the line.
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Ter Stegen was popping the ball around yesterday and still made a fantastic 1 v 1 save. De Gea stans will have you believe that being good on the ball and being a good shot stopper are mutually exclusive.
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@JonesMogadishu
Completing 800 passes just to lose 1-0 to a Kwame thundercunt from 45 yards.
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Hating him and not being on his dick every second are not the same thing though.
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The summer of 06/07, United made ONE major signing. Michael Carrick for ยฃ24 million. Chelsea spent more than double that amount (ยฃ57 million) despite grossly outspending United in the 2 previous seasons.
Champions? Take a wild guess.
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The summer we signed Roy Keane for a record ยฃ3million, he was the ONLY signing. Newcastle spent ยฃ8million that summer.
Sir Alex Ferguson beat them to the title.
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Enough ghost goals to go around. Mata's "goal" v. Spurs in the FA Cup semi final 2012. Chelsea went on to win that game and the Final.
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@AmaHussla
@Joa_yimz
Guy has 10 goals before the halfway point of the season. What do y'all actually want from him?
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@AniUTD
@Matamatically
When you score in your knockout games, or at least assist, you get to play more knockout games. That's how knockout football usually works.
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@josh__mufc
@g0lfboy
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World cups and Ballon d'Ors basically make you immortal. I'm sure Zlatan would have a bigger rep if he was born in a generation other than CR7 and LM10
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@utddavidd
They couldn't finish for shit that day. Sterling was the main culprit. On another days, this game ends 7 nil. Lmaoo
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Where would Ronaldo's 11/12 season rank compared to Messi's best seasons statistically?
Goal Contributions: 4th
Goals: Joint 2nd
Non-penalty goals: Joint 5th
Outside the box goals: 4th
Hattricks: 2nd
Freekicks: Joint 5th
Assists: Joint 10th
Key Passes: 12th
Dribbles: 16th
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@lifeofpkay_
I don't know how to describe what I feel when I watch Antony. Profound disgust is the closest I can come. He's so not good.
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@babygirl_uju
@Orunmumipe
Same way alcohol was banned in Qatar except you're able to afford a luxurious hospitality suite, in which case it's perfectly fine.
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Conclusion: United have NEVER dominated the league financially for an extended period of time. There has been a time where United could consistently outspend everyone. A simple google search will open your eyes.
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With De Gea in goal, 1 of 2 scenarios unfolds here.
1. Rose gets the ball. Scores. Maguire, Dalot or some other poor geezer takes the blame.
2. Rose gets the ball. Takes a shot. DDG pulls out a world class save. His fans tell us how we would be doomed without his cat reflexes.
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Even when Lukaku was at absolute rock bottom, he still had Juventus and Inter Vying for his signature. Top clubs and managers clearly don't share the same 'donkey' sentiments as twitter and Gary Neville.
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@GWSATREIDES
@Heckz_9
Just going to say the obvious shit from my personal experience.
Drink a ton of water.
Sleep better
Eat more protein.
Increase activity level (try and get in 10k+ steps everyday, consistently)
If you have problems maintaining regular diets, try intermittent fasting/ADF
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50 million for AWB was far worse than 80 mill for Maguire.
๐จ BREAKING ๐จ
Manchester United are going to allow Aaron Wan-Bissaka to leave the club as the full-back does not NOT feature in new manager Erik ten Hagโs plans. ๐ฐ
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Black Americans are more racist towards Africans than white Americans.
I hate the immigrant origin story
โMy dad came over from some country in Africa with 5 bucks to his name a drove a cab, now he owns a gas stationโ
itโs all rooted in their hate for Black Americans
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@isoquince
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The Rashford conversation is always so draining, because it's never enough to admit he's had a bad game or a bad moment, they have to claim he's a bad player. He'll still be one of our best players this season AGAIN. I'm not worried.
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Forget all this "studying law in a lawless country" cappings. Law is undefeated.
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