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I didn’t even know Kane has 8 goals in 8 games, Haaland has ruined the league ffs
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Eriksen 8 minutes into a game
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This guy is such an industry plant. Every pictures looks like it could be iconic
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Transfer News Live
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🚨 Endrick arrived in Madrid 📍🛬 (📸 @MARCA )
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Bruno would’ve been sat on the floor moaning at the referee for 10 minutes instead
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🤩🚀 Phil Foden didn't give up and it absolutely paid off... ⚡️
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Growing up with Ronaldo makes these numbers look so mediocre now
@ChampionsLeague
UEFA Champions League
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⚽️🔝 #UCL
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Ten Hag used to bench this bloke for Antony btw
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Your club spent £72m on a player to average a goal per manager
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Real Madrid have genuinely saved United over the last 10 years
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I must’ve watched a different game because he wasn’t even that good. Endo outperformed him
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He is him.
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He doesn’t care one bit about Arsenal and I love it
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Robin van Persie in attendance at Old Trafford today ❤️ #mufc
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Arsenal fans are gonna say it’s a worldwide agenda but Saka actually limps every time he doesn’t have a good game. It isn’t even a joke
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like clockwork
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Thankfully some of us use our eyes. Bruno never has been and never will be close to Ozil
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One day we’ll have this conversation…
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This guy is gonna dedicate every goal he scores in his career to Ronaldo and I love it
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Alejandro Garnacho hit Cristiano Ronaldo's 'calma, calma' celebration after scoring against Galatasaray 😮‍💨
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Not his fault tbf but how is he always involved in some way
@RealistYahz
Tяυsτ №¹-Yahya™
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We paid 80 million for this guy
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I’d pay good money to see a live reaction of Ronaldo right now though ngl
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You won’t believe what player you’ll see 11 seconds into this video
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Klopp’s ability to win with ANY SIDE is unbelievable man. What a coach
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Casemiro gonna think all the green and yellow flags today are for Brazil ffs
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That VVD performance btw. Remove tribalism and Liverpool agendas, that guy is the best CB the Prem has seen
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Two assists and then at Parklife an hour later
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Proud of what? You lot had the easiest run in the tournament
@Arsenal
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A Champions League journey to be proud of ❤️
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4 goals combined
@Caleb_Mufc
𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘣 ⚡️🇾🇪
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Jadon Sancho down the left Antony down the right The premier League ain't ready.
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He’s 28 playing U18 football
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This guy is just going on a tour of loans
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🐝 Sergio Reguilón to Brentford, here we go! Final green light just arrived after verbal agreement between clubs. Loan move with NO option to buy clause as Sergio will be back to Tottenham at the end of the season. Medical tests on Wednesday. Exclusive story, confirmed.
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Twitter is the only platform that could downplay a hattrick in a World Cup final
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This is by farrr the most overrated performance of the last 10 years
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Is there any proof that 'Dixie Dean' existed
@IanG1878
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What annoys me about this “all comps” lark is Dixie played in 2. Haaland’s total is including goals from 4
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Fabrizio’s been trying to get this guy a move away from Lille for the last 3 years
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨 Jonathan David won’t leave Lille in the final days of the January transfer window. Lille want to keep their best players in January despite interest from England, Spain, Italy — David is staying. 👀 He’s gonna be one to watch in summer as current deal expires in June 2025.
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Antony showing respect because he knows he’ll be at Galatasary in a year
@YellowRedReport
Yellow & Red Report
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Antony, tribünleri tahrik eden Garnacho adına Galatasaray taraftarından özür diledi.
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This fanbase isn’t real. They’re a social experiment
Saliba incredibly outpaces Nuñez and blocks off Salah's left, Rice maintained adequate separation to delay Salah's pass, Raya makes himself big forcing Trent to go over him. Trent should have still scored but Arsenal forced the error.
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I’m finished. This guy didn’t even play against prime Benzema
@theMadridZone
Madrid Zone
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“Prime Benzema, prime Suarez or prime Lewandowski?” 🗣️ Rio Ferdinand: “Prime Benzema. He was the hardest to play against.”
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😂😂
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El Terminate his contract
@TenHagEra
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El Terminator ❤️
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Mainoo’s probably the first player since Rooney to completely skip playing U21 football for England. Even Bellingham did... that’s what you call generational
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I don’t understand why a footballer making millions a year would do this
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🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Quincy Promes has been sentenced to 6-years in prison! The Dutchman pleaded guilty to being involved in the importation of more than 1,300 kg of cocaine. The value of the goods is estimated at €75 million.
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Lingard’s brother loool
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He literally didn’t do anything here
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Declan Rice, thank you.
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Got dominated by the worst team in the Premier League but Ten Hag shouted 😤😤
@TenHagEra
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That’s my manager
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The way the scarves dropped 😭😭😭
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Kane has 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 the Emirates! 😳 #UCL
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This guy is a pure liar. He went public about Sancho first
@footballontnt
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Ten Hag has explained the difference between the Rashford and Sancho situations 👀
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Sancho in the CL semi final while Ten Hag is currently updating his LinkedIn profile for his next job search
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Who on earth is that
@afc_treyy
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I was hearing names like kobi mainoo and Enzo Fernandes
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Serious question. Why are yellow cards for taking your shirt off even a thing?
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United fans think Bruno is even half the player KDB is 😭😭😭😭😭 lowest IQ fanbase on the planet
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This guy is obviously an industry plant. Every image is a planned photoshoot
Every Endrick picture looks iconic. 😂
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No wonder this bloke was addicted to gambling, he’s never wrong
@PaulMerse
Paul Merson
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What we reckon today Chelsea fans?… I’ll take a draw 🔵🔵🔵
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This guy has assisted 0 of Hojlund’s goals 😂😂
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As much as I don’t like Liverpool being good, they give us some amazing big games. These two just bore the life out of us
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Pogba said
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Example 1747382 why these tacticos don’t actually have a clue about the sport.
@EBL2017
EBL
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As far as #6 's go, few are as complete as Sofyan Amrabat. The Moroccan excels physically, mentally, and technically whilst being a leader of men. Below, in an-depth thread, I break down Amrabat as a player & how he fits into Erik ten Hag's system at Manchester United 🔴 THREAD!
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Enzo hype? He must be playing in the Carabao Cup again
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Gary Neville just said Antony could become a Mahrez type player. Sky Sports have to sack him at half time
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Varane is 19/19 in finals
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The end of Ten Hag ❤️
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Greatest mentality from any athlete ever. Imagine 19 year olds these days going through this
Cristiano Ronaldo at the Highbury was booed by the home fans, confronted by Thierry Henry then replied with two winning goals and shushed the Arsenal fans. 19 years old.
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Antony scored 3 goals in the Eredivise, we might be the farmers
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I’m finished man. People think Mo Salah is even close to this guy
@JeffRMFC
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Cristiano Ronaldo - 2007/08 season. PL won’t witness another season like this from an individual.
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El Terminate his loan deal
@Utdtruthful
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📲 Sofyan Amrabat via Instagram! El Terminator is BACK. 🇲🇦❤️
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This is actually Saka's trademark move, I'm finished
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I trust Saka will be marched in front of Sky's cameras after the game to explain this one?
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VVD was getting ready to activate his aura 🤣🤣
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Deng™
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The fact that Bruno hit this first-time without taking a touch is outrageous man.
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The league is soooo lucky that Arteta didn’t get his hands on Mudryk loool
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AWB is hilarious. He’s pocketed every left winger possible so he moved to the right and locked up the best right winger in the world
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Why don’t we have this technology instead of some 52 year old from Cornwall drawing lines on a screen
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Nah give AWB his flowers. He’s made some major improvements to his game in his time away
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This would have 10,000 likes if it was Trent
@MadnessFc4
Viran🇲🇾
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Garnacho cooking Reece James😭😭
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They’re treating Weghorst like Vikkstarr
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He’s used to 3pm KO’s at Vicarage Road ffs
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Even the pros get starstruck by the Bernabéu 🤩 #UCL
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Already? It’s gameweek 30 mate
@ltarsenal
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Kai Havertz has already equalled his best ever PL season in terms of goals. Saved by Mikel Arteta from Chelsea football club.
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Martial doing AWB’s apology on insta for him
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‘Pure football’ is playing against content creators at the same age Ronaldo won 3x CL’s
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Eden Hazard almost assists Speed, but he misses the ball 😭
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You almost decided it with that pass brother
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I said Old Trafford will decide - it did 🔥
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I’m on the floor. He SIIIUUU’d the referee
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Ronaldo 🤣
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Didn't know Pep could speak Argentinian
@centregoals
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🚨👀| Pep Guardiola was having a chat with Alexis MacAllister at full time 🔵
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Why do people act like Messi is entitled to a World Cup win?
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𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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• Do you realize that when you eliminate Messi, you don't just put Argentina in mourning, but the whole world? Dumfries: "I think there are 16 million people in The Netherlands who we don't put into mourning." • That's the exception. Dumfries: "That's who we play for right?"
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Why don’t you talk about when Gary Neville said Arsenal would bottle a 12 point lead with 8 games to go… and they did
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Two years ago today, Gary Neville said that if Mikel Arteta finished fourth with Arsenal, he’d have to leave as he wouldn’t be able to achieve anything more @GNev2 .
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Go to 0:34….
@DAMIADENUGA
Dami’ Adenuga
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N1.6m for a TV?? Is it worth it to you?
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How do you loan someone that’s unemployed
@markgoldbridge
Mark Goldbridge
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De Gea back on a short term loan! Whose with me?
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“Just wait till United play a good team” 🔥🔥🔥
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This guys PR is off the charts because he was one of the worst players on the pitch across both games
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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“He is that guy!” @rioferdy5 , @laura_woodsy and @JoleonLescott couldn’t stop waxing lyrical about Jude Bellingham 💫 #UCL
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Mbappe in board meetings
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We’re definitely a massive joke to these elite players loool
@SamiRmcf15
Sami 🇹🇷
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They're celebrating this like he just escaped from Isis 😭
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I honestly don’t think that team beats Fulham
@tiendrid
Tien
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“La Liga is garbage outside the top 4 teams” This team would deadass win the prem by december
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Nah, Martinez got ABSOLUTELY SPUN
@BrentfordFC
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That Ivan Toney assist 🤤
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Nah this might be the best slander name of all time
@plac333bo
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@Og_Jigga Marcus Rashdecisions hive finally in the mud
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Nobody likes Ten Hag 😂😂
@adiutd08
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Fairs man fairs
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VVD simply one of the greatest of all time. You’re just lying if you don’t think he’s a top 2-3 CB in Prem history (he’s the best)
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Already the greatest right back in Prem history if we’re being real
@XDcomps
XDcomps
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Trent Alexander Arnold vs Arsenal
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Nah that’s the best slander name I’ve ever seen hahaha
@1ashermorris_
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Ukraine Bolt second half vs tired legs
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This guy actually fakes an injury every time he gets hooked 🤣🤣
@TikiTakaConnor
Connor Humm
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📸 | Bukayo Saka trained as normal with the rest of the squad today. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿✅
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Not getting a goal contribution in the Bundesliga is beyond embarrassing. He should go Uni
@bayer04_en
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
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Thank you, @Calteck10 ! ⚫️🔴 #Bayer04 I #Werkself
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United effect
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Liverpool fans can’t spam that Martinez pic anymore ahhhh
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One cross and it’s over
@Amad16Diallo
TENHAGOUT
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Imagine trying to press this
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Pogba’s price goes up every time Sky posts one of these graphics
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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British record signings since 2008! 💰 Enzo Fernandez - £106.8m Jack Grealish - £100m Paul Pogba - £93.25m
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He watermarked this thinking anyone would use it 😂😂😂
We are not in the same level 👍🏽
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I've never seen an actual football clip of Gavi on the timeline. It's always him trying to foul someone
@WolfRMFC
WolfRMFC
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Gavi does this kinda shit at least 20 times in a game to distract Barcelona fans from his lack of football ability
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Antony
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@Terror_Alarm
Terror Alarm
1 year
⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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Arteta finessing a new contract before bottling top 4
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Saying Ronaldo is ‘just’ a great goalscorer is the perfect way to show you know nothing about football.
@CrewsMat10
MC
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Jamie Carragher on Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo: “There was never a discussion and Ronaldo was not close in any way to Messi. Ronaldo is one of the greatest goalscorers in history, but Messi is the greatest player in history.”
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