Esyllt Sears
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Dreading my next smear test.
So is my dad.
Sajid Javid says health and social care ‘begins at home’ and people should turn to family before NHS
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First time Welsh has been spoken at a World Cup press conference 💚🤍❤️
and some people still complain about bilingual road signs *in* Wales
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Love this. Love how they both hold onto the straps of their backpacks like two best friends in primary school about to get on the bus for a school trip to Sain Ffagan.
Gareth Bale says that Wayne Hennessey's performance last night is the best he's ever seen from a goalkeeper 🙌⚽
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You immediately cut away from a streaker on the pitch but return over and over to watch a player being recussitated and then film his wife crying on the sidelines? What the fuck?
#EURO2020
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As someone who worked in PR for over 16 years and wrote numerous reactive statements for clients, let me tell you why this statement by Chartwells, the free school meals bag/"hamper" supplier, is absolute trash.
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He keeps calling the stadium the millennium stadium which is hot af
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I know it’s a pain, guys, but when I was in school, a friend of mine was killed by a car in a 30mph zone and I’ve often wondered if she might still be alive today had the speed limit been lower.
Anyway, as you were.
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I really admire me for managing to get to age 38 surrounding myself with mainly tolerant, liberal people. Because, what's outside this wonderful bubble is inexplicably terrifying
#exitpoll
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Just saw a guy on Queen St
#Cardiff
, carrying an opened multipack of choc ices. I've since walked past 2 homeless people eating choc ices ❤️
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To mark Carwyn Jones' last day as First Minister of Wales, I thought I would share with you some of my own personal highlights from his tenure.
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I've always been nervous about Welsh independence. Purely for practical reasons - economic, infrastructure etc. But so many things have happened this year that proves the utter contempt held by Westminster for us, so I've just downloaded a membership form for
@YesCymru
.
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If the queue was in Wales, for a Welsh queen, the whole five miles would've broken into song and they'd be on their six hundredth rendition of Gwahoddiad, in four-part harmony, by now.
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They're gonna go mental when they find out Welsh medium schools don't teach God Save the Queen.
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We're seeing clips of white men chanting for England but plenty of white Welsh people hold the same views as these nobs. Don't watch them while simultaneously reassuring yourself that it's just an English problem. This is where we've gone wrong in the past. Racism is everywhere.
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I have no time for Welsh fans who self-righteously proclaim that racial abuse of players doesn't/wouldn't happen here. Just because you haven't seen it, you think it doesn't happen? You think it doesn't happen in the stands at club level? In pubs? In people's homes? Get a grip.
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Everyone else when they see this pic: Funny quips.
Me, having grown up in rural west Wales: Now she’s held that lamb in her arms, when it’s returned to its mother, she won’t recognise its scent and will proceed to reject it meaning the lamb won’t be able to feed and will starve.
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IT IS NOT A WALES-ENGLAND ISSUE!
I live in Wales and cannot visit family and friends in other Welsh counties because my own county is in lockdown. FFS!
Stop peddling this narrative
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
.
"I'm afraid that is what you get when you vote for socialists"
Commons leader and Conservative MP Jacob Rees Mogg says the Welsh government has created an "unconstitutional" border between England and Wales with its plans for a Covid travel ban
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I'll write this in English because you all need to hear it.
Wales is not for sale.
Today, it was revealed that nearly half the homes sold in Dwyfor Meirionnydd were to buyers planning to use them as an additional residence. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
❗Does dim rhagor o le parcio yn Nhryweryn. Ewch i barcio yn Aykroyd y Bala, a bydd bws gwennol i ddod â chi i'r rali
#NidywCymruarWerth
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Do you know what needs to change? If you find out you're pregnant at 2 weeks, 6 weeks, 2 months...start telling people. Berrating women for announcing anything before the 3 month mark is so damaging for the thousands of women who will lose their babies before that milestone.
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This is what it's about for me. Not rugby or King Arthur or "cwtsh" scatter cushions or spontaneous singing or Dafydd Iwan. It's about holding all the cards, not having to beg for what we need only to be refused then see the refuser give what we needed to their own
#IndyWales
Furlough is crucial for businesses. But
@RishiSunak
said he wouldn’t extend it in Wales when we asked.
He also said no when we asked him to bring forward the Job Support Scheme to help businesses – we even said we’d pay the difference. It’s now clear he could have said yes.
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Wanna know what's worse than Prince Andrew? Prince Andrew using the coronavirus for a spot of PR and a photo opportunity.
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My daughter is called ŴŵŶŷ so I don't have to google Dwr Cymru and Ty Nant every time I need to use an acen grom on W or Y in a word document.
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My son's favourite song at the moment is Alan Partridge reluctantly giving Lynn a payrise. (Excuse the singing).
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One of the many benefits of raising bilingual kids is that you get to observe the cute ways in which they write one language using the phonetics of another.
Note “meat balls”, “smoothie”, “brownie”, and “jammy dodgers.”
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Attending a speed awareness course tomorrow - through the medium of Welsh. Which means I WILL KNOW ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE THERE.
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In case you were unaware, my surgery is no longer accepting unsolicited piss, I repeat
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@EleanorMorton
took me on a tour of Edinburgh and I got to see some red hair out in the wild.
#edfringe
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Being bilingual:
* Has cognitive benefits
* Helps concentration
* Makes it easier to learn other languages
* Gives you a unique selling point
* Increases your employability
* I wrote "wonce" as a Welsh phonetic spelling of "once" in an email and didn't notice in 3 read-throughs
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Hello, I’m a Welsh speaker. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: “I dream in both”, “it actually has seven”, and “isn’t that word French anyway?”
Hello, I'm an author. You may know me from my greatest hits, including: "No, not like J. K. Rowling", "exposure doesn't pay the bills,", and "I don't know, *have* you heard of me?"
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My parents have given me pocket money for
#EdFringe
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At a hospital appointment and I’m completely distracted by the rich backstory to this amendment.
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Everyone pissing their pants over Welsh supermarkets not being allowed to sell books for 2 weeks should be made to write a book report on the last 5 books they read.
If they can remember that far back.
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I know how to say chorizo and sangria. Make me King of Spain you cowards!
“New Prince of Wales says he is learning Welsh - knows how to say 'paned' and 'bara brith'”
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I’ll tell you that I lived my life completely through the medium of Welsh until I moved to London in 2004, without telling you that I lived my life completely through the medium of Welsh until I moved to London in 2004.
Thread.
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I have a lot of love for
@theJeremyVine
today. So refreshing to hear some positivity around the Welsh language ❤️💚💛. We do all have a responsibility to cherish and protect such a wonderful, historically and culturally rich language.
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Me: This is utter bullsh...
*matching covfefe bra and knicker sets go on sale*
Me: I’ll take two.
Kids today! On sale at Topshop, via a friend who likes their jeans.
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Lot of chat about how qualifying will affect Wales' profile as a country on the world stage. It's huge! Millions haven't heard of Wales, those who have usually think it's in England. Don't underestimate the power of football to ignite a sense of national identity and confidence.
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Wanna see my son, as a baby, watching a printer in action for the first time?
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@MarcusStead
Yes, because that's what's stopping people from visiting France. All the French. Yes, because that's what's stopping people from visiting Italy. All the Italian. Yes, because that's what's stopping people from visiting Spain. All the Spanish. Yes, because that's what's stopping p
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The Met, from the top down should have given instructions that mainly female officers attend, and attend just to observe and provide some security or at least an official presence as what was going to be an incredibly emotive event.
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Me to my English husband every time I put Welsh Superted on for the kids:
"You know the Welsh version is the original, right?"
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Are we really going to let Paddington Bear distract from the fact that she harboured her son from solicitors and the FBI and paid millions for his sex abuse settlement? We are? Oh. Sorry. My mistake. As you were.
#PlatinumPartyatthePalace
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My son got yoghurt over his trousers at nursery today so, they took them off and put him in denim flares.
Here he is at pick-up, nailing the waiting to sign on because Thatcher has shut all the coal mines look.
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Please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please not Giggs, please!
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Beehive in Welsh is ‘cwch gwenyn’. Which literally translated means bee boat.
You’re welcome.
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It’s so satisfying when you see government legislation actually working, and for the benefit of the communities it actually serves.
'I've never felt so unwelcome' Second home owner sells up as crackdown bites
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And there you have it. The most perfect snapshot of Britain in 2022.
Here’s BBC News Presenter Clive Myrie saying that the Energy Bills Price Crisis is "of course insignificant now" given the "gravity of the situation" regarding news of the Queen's health.
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Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don ST PATRICK WAS ACTUALLY WELSH
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Just to pre-empt this and so I know we're all on the same page here...we're not going to let William's investiture take place in Wales, are we?
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Non-Welsh speakers, are these literal translations of women's stuff funny?
Period – misglwyf (monthly wound)
Vagina – llawes goch (red sleeve)
Bra – bronglwm (breast-tie)
Prolapse – cwymp y groth (falling womb)
Ovary – wygell (egg cell)
Menopause – terfyn oed (end of lifetime)
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Thank goodness we don’t have any direct rail services between north and south Wales then.
As you were.
Direct rail services between north and south Wales could be cancelled for more than a week due to flood damage.
Travel updates through the day every day on BBC Radio Wales.
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Tro cynta ers sai'n gallu cofio, wi di gorfod diffodd
@BBCRadioCymru
ar brynhawn dydd Gwener.
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This time last year, I caught my kids praying in the garden. We were only 4 weeks in.
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Why can’t we stage the Eurovision in the UK but let it actually be hosted by Ukraine? Everyone suggesting UK based presenters etc and it’s feeling like we’re taking over. It feels a bit grotesque. UK didn’t win, Ukraine did. We should think about how we can help make it theirs.
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How someone could refer to learning any language as "low reward" is utterly beyond me.
I still think learning a not-very-widely-spoken language is a lot of effort for low reward. It does not follow that I hate Wales, the Welsh, the Welsh language or its speakers. I do not hate performative offence-takers, though I’ve muted a few. I do not even hate cottage cheese
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yeah sex is great but have you ever walked in on your English husband whistling the Hei, Mr Urdd song?
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Always sad when you don't live long enough to see your son turn himself in to the FBI.
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Javid and Sunak aren't heroes. Remember that. They've been complicit in so much of what's awful about this government right up until this point.
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@BootsMcGoot
when I'm pushing an empty pram to pick up my son from nursery: push it out in front of the next car to drive past, just do it, there's no child in there so it's fine but they don't know, it will be hilarious
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2 years ago today, an NHS nurse comforted me after I found out I’d lost my baby. I’ll never forget her compassion - it was obviously an awful time for me but it was her Christmas eve too
#MerryXmasNHS
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Yma o Hyd especially poignant today with Ukrainian fans in the stands. 🏴🇺🇦
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Covering a mural celebrating diversity with a rugby-related ad? After the week Welsh rugby’s had?
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Changing the Welsh name of a property, considering what a contentious issue it is in Wales rn, is a really shitty way to try and get some publicity.
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My goal in life is to get on The Traitors, antagonise everyone, then watch as all 21 competitors have to pronounce my name as they vote me out.
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Always a massive head fuck to be proud of having Wales being seen and represented on the global stage (which can’t happen at Olympic level) on one hand, and remembering that these games have essentially been borne out of an abhorrent empire.
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53 dogs attended the
#AUOBMerthyr
march for
#indywales
today. Cats, on the other hand, were conspicuous by their absence.
It’s been noted, cats. It’s been noted.
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Don't use "actually". Never use "actually" when you're trying to communicate facts while also addressing a sensitive topic. Keep your "actually"s for when you've caught your boyfriend cheating or when someone refuses to wear a mask.
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Bollocks to tourists, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY PARENTS JUST ONCE THIS YEAR!
“Begin to think, I think that’s a pretty good summation of where we are”
First Minister of Wales Mark Drakeford tells
#BBCBreakfast
talks are taking place on limited reopening of tourism at Easter.
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Blocking everyone who complains that we didn't have a summer and that August was a washout because, in Welsh, the word for July (Gorffennaf) literally means the end of summer. We gave you a heads-up, guys.
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Transport for Wales' unreliable service and the questionable soldering work on its aged fleet.
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When Marcus Stead starts to bleed involuntarily from his fanny, THEN he can have an opinion on sanitary products.
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URGENT! Stop what you're doing, everyone! My 4yr old knows how to stop the virus. He says, becasue we catch it by inhaling it, he's going to blow it away. I said that would just blow it towards other people but he says he'll make sure you're all standing behind him first. OK?
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Welsh option at Asda self-checkout in Poole. Selected and volume cranked right up. Bore da, mo-fo's.
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@eirianmwilliams
@KTHopkins
I got better English results at GCSE and A Levels than my husband. He's English, went to an English grammar school no less, I didn't start learning English til I was 5 and attended Welsh medium primary and secondary schools.
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@mrnickharvey
This is lovely. My granddad had dementia and, once the disease had taken over, the time I saw him at his most content, like his "old self" was when I took my dog to visit him at the care home. He sat, stroked him, a familiar look in his eyes. Dogs had always been his delight.
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Clywed bod Mirain Llwyd Owen wedi marw. Roedd ei rol hi yn Tydi Bywyd yn Boen MOR bwysig i ferched pre-teen/teenagers Cymraeg fel fi ddechre'r 90au. Cydymdeimladau mawr gyda'i theulu a ffrindiau. Gobeithio eu bod yn gwybod gymaint o bleser roddodd hi a'r dylanwad gafodd hi.
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It's such a cliché, Wales with its hills and mountains but flippin heck, I'm currently in a part of Somerset that's so flat I haven't stopped staring at the skyline for 4 days. My brain just cannot compute it. How do you tell the time or find your way home in this environment?
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Saw
@elisjames
do his Welsh language show at
@ThePleasance
earlier. A full room, at
#edfringe
, for a Welsh language show.
#golygfeydd
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad:*nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a Welsh language comedian, are they?
Me: It's a medical emergency
Dad: Go see if "doesn't the Welsh word for lentils sound like fuck" helps
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* me in London 10 years after moving back to Wales *
Barista: I'm sorry, we don't take cash. Only cards.
Me: (struggling to breathe) The Ystrad Meurig bread delivery van only takes cheques.
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I need to apologise to
@YesCymru
and all of you who may have been swayed to consider supporting independence based on my impassioned views. I take it all back. I've just seen a photo of Carrie Symonds in a Wales hat and it's made me realise how much the union means to me. Soz.
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Currently dating someone who complained that he was wasting bananas and it transpired he was buying too many at a time because he’d never realised that you can break off just the amount you need from the bunch at the supermarket.
I don’t know what to do with this information.
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To some of you, tomorrow is Shrove Tuesday. To others, St Davis’s Day. But to Welsh mothers, it’s our time to get the perfect photo of our kids dressed in traditional costume, at any cost.
(pic taken on 1st March during Beast from the East, 2018)
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