Adorable Fox watching the world go by this morning. Best start to the day🦊❤️#FoxOfTheDay @ChrisGPackham

Boris Johnson’s moral flaws were not somehow separate from his style of governing. An inability to be truthful stopped him thinking truthfully, leading truthfully and ultimately from focusing on governing.

Jacob Rees-Mogg: "I shall not serve under another Prime Minister" Another fantastic reason for Johnson to just go

Carrie Johnson faces a race against time after buying a wallpaper steamer from Tesco.

Cabinet latest: Wheelie bin with stick-on googly eyes moved to Education.

We go live now to Theresa May for her reaction to latest developments in No 10 … #C4News

Wow! Russian State TV anchors just admitted they “installed” Donald Trump as President in 2016. They were debating — on air — as to whether or not they should “install” him again in 2024. There you have it, folks. Donald John Trump colluded with Russia. See below for the video.

The way he speaks to journalists, particularly women, turns my guts. He was the same with Susanna Reid this morning. The patronising tone, the snark, the fury that someone has the audacity to challenge him when he lies. And boy, does he lie. https://t.co/i1h0moB4Tw

Things I have forgotten recently: -who paid for my sofa and curtains -that I went to lockdown parties -that I asked for a £150k tree house -that I tried to give Carrie a £100k job -that I had a blowjob in my office -that I was told all about Chris Pincher

An exciting opportunity has arisen for a Tory donor to cover the cost of a removal van. #sinkingship #itshappening

Latest odds for next chancellor: Carrie Johnson – 2/1 Larry the Cat – 6/1 Chris Pincher – 10/1 A potato – 100/1 Boris Becker - 250/1 Nadine Dorries – 500/1

Today is the NHS’s birthday. If you oppose NHS privatisation and want to fight for the NHS’s future, please RT💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙

#ReesMogg firmly stuck in denial and the 18th Century @Channel4News

If you want Boris Johnson to resign tonight, retweet this. Let’s send him a message 👍

Imagine if someone in 2016 said a vote for Brexit would leave UK politics so broken that in the space of 12 months, there'd be government misconduct over porn, rape, paedophilia, bribery, blowjobs, bullying and 126 crimes committed in Downing street, and they'd still be in power.

How did Boris Johnson lose his job as Prime Minister? Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly…

Don’t panic, everyone. Nadine Dorries, Priti Patel, Jacob Rees Mogg and Dominic Raab staying. We’ve still got the A team in charge.

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

“Your reaction to the latest cabinet resignations, Ms. Dorries?” “Soss-idges”.