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@LepantoInst
The pope has right to exercise his power unhindered lol
He's supreme legislator
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@LukeDashjr
@LepantoInst
Exactly the pope is only bound by divine law and precepts given by christ
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@UG_confesses
Girl
I can tell you your day of birth will come and God will come through
I had a friend, 4 dead baby's, she held on tight to the lord. As i type her 6th alive kid is going to graduate
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@FredSimonTLM
That's st Mary major altar and he had just come from world youth day in Brazil 2013
That ball was given to him by the youth
He placed it therr as a gift to Mary
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@caseyofm
It may not be the way but it's the tradition
It has less risks of sacrilege
It's more honoring to the king of kings
I also began doing this I think 2 years ago
Many look at me awkwardly but 1 thing i kno when i decide to receive holy communion I'm well disposed and have no time 4
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@SenatorSlama
@quasprimas
Holy God
Holy mighty one
Holy immortal one
Have mercy on us and the whole world
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@sammiemanini1
Is this to be interpreted as i was gay back then but now I'm straight or rehabilitated
maybe you just wanted money
Tell us
We listening
Atlist I am
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@JoelBiyinzika
I read it all, we won't abuse you, that's unethical
All i can say is Ugandan politics is like sleeping on a bed of reeds you gotta uproot them before they strungle you in your sleep
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@kezagloria44
@IsaayaO
@HEBobiwine
@nytimes
@Lattif
@KK_Mellon
@SSssebunya
@MrJordanposts
@Trilluganda
@MwesigyeFranks
@Benjaminmalek2
@Inah_Nandy
@BandiVan
@BenLtd1
@Norman_bagyenyi
I can also save q number aa hes excellency Bobi wine and screen shot the jazz and post
There's no evidence it's him
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@UG_confesses
Oh sorry
This has just even increased my fear for swimming
A water death is deadly. You die alone, not in pain but suffocating, down in the dark waterbed, with no one there, you cn literally see up, you can't ask for help
Death comes to take you as you see it one on one
Tearing
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@UG_confesses
Forgive them lord for they don't know what they doing
For the sake of his sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and the whole world
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@UG_confesses
Haha
My mum gave birth to us at 22
I always thought by grandma was by mum i called my granddad daddy and Rmbr they were young coz by the time i was born my grandma was in her middle 40s so i also thougt she's my mum
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@UG_confesses
You could not Have made a better decision
Welcome to the holy Catholic and apostolic church now talking about soothing
Look for what they call a gregorian chant
Oh my it's beyond words
Catholics we the authors of soothing liturgy
You can feel the veil btn earth and heaven thin
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@LepantoInst
@IndieGameLawyer
And you missed the Canon that gives the pope right to exercise his authority in the church in a manner he wants
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@UG_confesses
You don't belive in God. Who makes your moral campus. I too would not give you a job
There is no right for error
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@UG_confesses
In the catholic church mbu you have seen a miracle
Rome sends experts to first see if you have no history of brain disorder then make scientific research so prove that something is really divine
70 percent of the cases Rome has ruled them as false
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Was coming from mass today it began raining, I took shelter in a certain building, only to look it was offering the Latin mass, i sat through to the end
So today I've attended both the or ordinary and extraordinary forms 😂😂
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@confess256
Bro it's the same here, she did so with us
The difference me i haven't given up
Every night i get on my knees and pray my rosary asking God to severe the chain of bondage
And I trust the outcome
With time he will come through
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@cnalive
In the whole comment section I've liked one comment
He wasn't defrocked for being pro life but for disobedience
It's not about francis it's about the priest
Man he's clashed with over like 3 bishops that's a little too much for a priest
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@SpireJim
This has made me reflect on myself too i dnt know I'm tribalistic. I personally don't like northerners for what obote did to muteesa in 1966. But my tribalism is verbal, i like northerners, they have the best English, 😂
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@RoyalFamily
I'm in Uganda, very far from England, but i can never forget that she ruined Diana's marriage, made her cry, stole her husband, depressed her
Continue resting in peace Diana,camila may be queen consort, but your the queen of hearts
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@confess256
How do you take in someone you dnt know
One day you Wil wake up nga your heart is missing
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@GalaxyFMUg
There's an act in the constitution somewere I don't Rmbr but it says "parliament shall make no law basing or favouring a specific religion, tribe...
Uganda. Isn't a thoecracy
It's a democracy
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@confess256
Bambi 😢😢😢soma soma soma
Your going to turn out to be that successful kid he Wil call mbu mutabani Mperezayo ka sukali
Gwe just study, ogume, your a man, things are going to work out
But when things work out, never forget how he's treated you, never forget 😢😢😢
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@SuunaKing_James
Rmbr when God said in the Bible, i am a jealous God
I tolerate no rivals
I Will punish my rivals to the 4th generation
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..born in a family were there is no faith, I'm lucky my grandma raised me, took me to catholic schools for primary and secondary education.... Where the Chaplains built on the faith my grandma had taught me since childhood...
Et unam sanctam catolicam et apostolicam ecclesiam
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@UG_confesses
Whileas i thank you for saying the rosary, (it works BTW) but God helps those who help themselves
Start pep please
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@confess256
Funny how niggas here be making fun of sincere confessions and when those about sex reach they want to give real advice
Wana it's in human nature that some people are born with attachments to some natural elements
The ocean, snakes, now you the moon
Your a rare specie
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@ThomasPolega
No I beg to disagree
To be catholic you must belive in her doctrines and her teachings regarding the issue of life
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@keithnamu
For the sake of his sorrowful passion, have mercy on us and the whole world
For all the tasteless jokes made against you that offend you Lord, we sorry 😢😢😢have mercy on us
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@ShaneSchaetzel
"do not listen to anything pope francis says *
I can site over 25 encyclicals with magisterial authority where this is condemned as a heresy by post and pre vatican 2 popes
Mystici corporis
Mortalium aminos
Episotola tua
Immortale dei
Humane generis
Etc
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@AuschwitzMuseum
Let us keep watch against some ideologies, lest these things can happen again.
Pope francis warned in 2021
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@UG_confesses
It's called male chauvinism
That bogus ideology that men can do some things but women can't
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@JoshBir62484207
@CatholicASAP
@HMZZZaZ
@Christojt
@KeithNester1
Aquinas, Augustine and Chrysostom did not translate any Bible...... Only Jerome translated the Bible
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@KakwenzaRukira
The Italian campaign
There Egyptian campaign
The whiff of the grape shot
His wife Josephine
How he humiliated pope pius vi
I rmbr napoleon like how i. Rmbr everything about queen Marie antoinete
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@wayfaringael
If I'm to list the favours I've gotten from the divine mercy
I may exhaust myself
For all those why deny your mercy oh lord
Have mercy on us and the whole world
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@CatholicASAP
@HMZZZaZ
@Christojt
@KeithNester1
**500 years ago by Luther...
He added the word "alone" to Romans 3 :28 hence making it justification by faith alone
The orignal Greek texts don't have that word
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@BobertMack
I feel her pain
I saw it at christ the king here
Never have a priest made me so sad
I pity that lady
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@williamjv
Bro was that the story or there are more than 1 story
Pius invited an errant bishop
On audience, on entering he greeted the pope
Your grace, kissed his ring, the pope did not tell him to stand up, he remained in one knee for like 10 minutes as pius sat there looking at him
1/2
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@Sachinettiyil
Our diocese kampala ordained 36
It's neighbour masaka 26
Out of 19 dioceses here, almost 17 have held ordinations in July and August
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@CatholicOrca
Reminds me of the proclamation of the dogma of papal infallibility, that night full of lightning and thunder, the opposing bishops said it was God's sign of dissent only for pius ix to remind them that God gave the 10 commandments in lightning and thunder
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@Bishopoftyler
You once called the pope a serpent
You once said francis undermines the deposit of faith
But because you attended that whole dodgers thing, trads here think your a champion of orthodoxy
Belittling the pope alone is enough to have you investigated
Anyway success with your visit
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@Sachinettiyil
Its tradition at my catholic school st savio to show this movie every good Friday despite having watched it the last good Friday.
P1, p2, kids first time watchers would come out crying
It helped me alot pass my subject of religious education Whch was compulsory in catholic xuls
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@FredSimonTLM
Secularisation
Contraception
Ever ask why Africa embraced v2 but dnt see drop in priests..
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@brayanjojo2
Widens the vagina during an abortion so that huh
Let me keep quiet
Tho it has other medical uses
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@UG_confesses
Wabula converting eh, OK why don't you convert for you
Good thing for catholics, the vatican eased the stuff, they allowed inter marrying but with conditions
1. You must remain catholic
2. One of the kids must be raised catholic
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@Esau_Matsiko
Someone blocked you, upon blocking they ask what you have done, that person chose the option of your a scammer and sorts so whatsap blocked u
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@francis_isano
Does he still want to be a priest??, in the archdioces of kampala, i know some priests at rubaga who can help him out
We need more farmers in the lords vineyard
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@SimonKaggwaNjal
Not Catholic
Heretic
Not practicing catholic
Sorcist
Your not worthy of a catholic funeral
You denied shd dnt follow it in life, why do you want it in death
Let the African religion or he's pastor friends do the rites simple plain
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@WWUTTcom
So these godly men who where catholic bishops gathered at hippo discerned 73 books....
And now later you say the apocrypha isn't for the bible yet its among the books these godly men discerned meaning you choose which books you like and reject those you dnt like
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@UG_confesses
I will defend the catholic faith from any heretical attacks
1.the shroud of turin science proved its supernatural nature
2. You can't split science and religion for God is the author of both
Good example is that eucharist miracle were a host became living flesh, science had much
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@FrDaveNix
What about the African trads, like my grandma in the village
Knows nothing, goes to mass, says her rosary, prays for the popes intention, tithes, observes the divine mercy and farms
Nothing about the papacy
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@Sachinettiyil
It's funny how people can say Latin is hard
Never been to a Latin class but i can recite The Roman canon, adore te devote, credo, suspice sancta trinita, angelus, Regina coeli, rosary all in Latin
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@SolomonSerwanjj
This is a foreshadow of what's to come should this guy become president
I keep telling my course mates at mubs, Whileas m7 has many wrongs, we are yet to see muhoozi
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@confess256
It's a really long process.... Ask God for forgiveness, seek a professional domt know your religion but there's a book that helped me with your case. It's called the dairy of sr. Faustina. In it jesus assures his mercy endlessly to those who seek it
It has some powerful quotes
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@UG_confesses
Yeah she's right
They don't sacrifice those who gave poured blood
Thats why why even in the old testament God asked for animals that are perfect no damage no would no what
Even circumcised males aren't sacrificed
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@ShaneSchaetzel
You think it's easy as saying it
1. He will lack the support of all other bishops
2. Once excommunicated, his priests will desert him
2. USA courts don't interpret church law
Francis has many options to corner him eg merge the diocese or even suppress it
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@williamjv
2/after the 10 minutes, pius stood up, went to the bishop removed his skull pink cap and told him you can go
1. Notice the bishop addressed the pope jas his grace, a clear sign of no respect for the papal office
2. On removing his cap, pius defrocked the bishop
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Rome should find a solution to the frequency at which priests have made it a habit to forget or refuse at all to the Roman canon...(even on days when it's compulsory eg holy Thursday) Under the disguise that its long and they are hurrying
Even on Sunday... Really
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@DailyMonitor
In the early church, emperors persecuted xtians, they had no were to bury their dead so the caves they prayed from (later became churches) is where they buried their dead
This isn't new
Westminster Abbey cathedral has over 500 royal family mbrs buried there
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@SimonKaggwaNjal
@radiomariaug
@NabitakaBarbar1
Oh Mary, pray for us who have recourse to thee, amen
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@confess256
Now your going to share her, toss her around as if she's some meal.
The dignity of women, what happened to it
Depressing
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@UG_confesses
Ask those who were around in 2009 the bugerere issue
Those who were not baganda and we're in kla faced it hot
For some, faking being a muganda is what saved them
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@ug_confessed
That's jezebel in your home, a demon of lust
A sexual spirit. BTW she comes with alot of things like financial problems, death, uncontrolled lust etc. Our ancestors called her kawuula
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@AllanSseky
You know from the 15th to 18th, all over Europe century, the catholic church held inquisitions were such people and stuff were thoroughly questioned and examined
Who ever was discovered to be a false prophet was sent to die
Seems we need an inquisition
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@iamarnoldworld
Those who dnt know it's used to widen the cervix so that the tube is put in to sack the baby out during an abortion
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@confess256
Eh good people really exist Bambi i have no advice but may God see you thru
You refused to shade blood, not once but twice
You forgave
What more can be pleasing to God
Trust him he won't forget you in the long run
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@Sachinettiyil
My diocese has like 3m catholics and 500 priests ,each year we ordain like 20 priests but still, they aren't enough, the more priests are ordained the more catholics increase
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@UG_confesses
Be strong girl. Those cases are many in my family
I myself my dad left us for our mum, she toiled and laboured, right nkw6we fine, at university, and everything is well. You don't need6a man to be in your life to raise your child. Same to men whose wives have abandoned the kids
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@LepantoInst
@mateuszanetti
@r_u_srs_bro_
@jefe0311
Study your catechism
The pope is not bounded by his law
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The pope has right to govern the church as he sees fit
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@UG_confesses
Well Atlist i know Muslims aren't wealthy for nothing
Even here's at mubs at 7 they serve food just know I'm gonna start going
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@LepantoInst
@r_u_srs_bro_
@mateuszanetti
@jefe0311
So you think the synod was an opening point for grave sins
"in the apostolic see the catholic religion and her well known doctrines have been kept free from error"
Pastor Artenus
So you and your bishop were just doing heresy and whatever
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@UG_confesses
You know why the hapsburgs were ugly, you know why the British royal family royal mbrs kids used to die in the past, you wana know why Marie antoinete was the last beautiful member of house Lorraine
Now your next, keep inbreeding
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@FredSimonTLM
Jesus dnt go to the hell of Satan
He went to the hell were he's ancestors were to deliver the good news to them
Father Abraham, father David, I have conquered death, your now free
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@FalcoDRN
@DarlaLy45279396
@triana160
They were catholics, letters from men the likes of clement, Ignatius, men who were disciples to john exist
Infact the first 3 popes are mentioned in the Bible
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@LSNCatholic
God guides his church. Conservative or not
The pope just has to be orthodox. That's all
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@confess256
Laba Ono confessor
I made those submissions like a week ago for you your just reading them now, where do you live, in a cave or what
Yes the Roman missal isn't the Bible, that's why the Bible is called a Bible and a roman missal is called a roman missal
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@confess256
Banaye the story dnt finish kyoka it was nice... But I'm happy God came through for u
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@confess256
Boys just work and get a living. That's all i can say. Things of sex working or sugar mummying
Hmmm
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@rolenek5287
@FlanaganLovesGA
Hmm the word not being there doesn't mean it's true
The word trinity isn't in scripture, does that mean God isn't a trinity
The word judgement day isn't there too, won't he come??
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@confess256
1 better begin pep incase you don't know where to get it, hit my inbox, I don't want a young soul getting sick out there
2. If you test now and your negative, take pep still, your window period hasn't even passed 3 months, it can be there but undetectable
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@JamesMartinSJ
You forgot 1 good example
Bergoglio on being fired from his post as provincial superior and exiled to a lonely parish were he made his meals, heard confessions, rarely saw anyone, no friends no visitors, he obeyed
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@UG_confesses
I've put it on my status but people are calling me a hater
Thing wasn't so so mbu.... Hmmm
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