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The most funny Manchester United Chemical Engineer who doesn't give an F about any criticism and I love Scooby-Doo cartoons.😂 Digital Marketing Guru 💯
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Meet the first Muganda to make WhatsApp reply in luganda 😂😂💯
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This is Allan, The County Sheriff. Show me some love 🥺🙆♂️
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Mwe ba guy first help me win this sofa from
@Oasisinteriorz
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But Alien skin needs to be serious about his career and treat it with atmost professionalism...He has a show in Dubai but missed multiple flights and now boarding on the day of the show...It's uncouth, barbaric behavior that might damage his career if not treated Soon.
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Today I met Uganda's number one female Artist....Sophie Nantongo 💯
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Women who falsely accuse men of rape should face jail time... Imagine this guy lost his career, fear women 🙌
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At 25 you must have
1. Passport
2. Driver's license
3. National ID.
4. An active bank account.
5. A smart phone.
6. 1 million Ugx.
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Sheebah is pregnant....men aren't dogs surely becoz ehhh😂😂🙌
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Flying Emirates first class...the comfort is unmatched😂😂😂💀
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*In court when the judge asks you*
"Should I call you Mr?
The Crowd:
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When she does this, just know…twolekedde ekyatuleese😂😂🙌
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This guy is just overated man. His music is just like clever J's 🚮🚮
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Both sheebah and Cindy took the battle from the stage to the bedroom and now they're both pregnant😂😂🙌
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If you come across this on your TL kindly retweet. This Brutality needs to stop ✊
#StopPoliceBrutalityInUganda
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Bobi wine has just wished me a happy birthday😂🙌
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Tribalism is why we haven't gotten a new Governor for Bank of Uganda. The qualified personnel aren't from their region 📌
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I don't think Girls who own expensive boutiques will work today 😂😂😂🙌
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His Kampala pothole exhibition campaign was my highlight of the year. An impactful social media campaign.
Thank you
@SpireJim
🙏🏼
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The biggest scam is high school reunion!!!
Nobody misses you, they just want to know how life is squeezing you 😂😂🙌
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There’s a hidden agenda in the pic... having Bobi wine's pic in the background is a smart move to bring spice fans back because most had left after her performance at Muhoozi's campaign...
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With your history as a ghetto kid...you of all people shouldn't be saying such nonsense📌
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The whole internet ignored the girl in black...this is crazy
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Nabo babalinze mu job applications 😂😂🙌
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Ka expensive make up wano nga Nako kakooye 😂😂😂😂😂🙌
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Clapping for a Guiness record...I thought born agains don't care about these earthly things 😂🙌
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Bino byebiruma girls who own expensive boutiques 😂😂🙌
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Car theead...show us a pic of yourself in a car
I'll go first
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Amapiano song lyrics be like...
🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🎹🎹🔨🔨🔨🔨🎹🎹....🔇🔕silence...
"Just as u r about to leave"
🗣 : 🥁🥁🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨Asuu 🔨🔨🔨🔨 suu🎺🔨🔨🔨🔨🛵🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜🚜⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒⚒🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫⚔⚔⚔⚔sh...shs yeboo!!
🎹💣🎷🎷🎷🔊🔨🔨
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Around the sun for an extra Lap. Thank you Lord 🙏🏼
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iphone 15 uses type C...tubawonye ba olina iphone charger?
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Waiting for Juliana to also comment on ministers who call starving people idiots 🥺😳
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Girls who can't date you because you're in a single room go on and give ko other guys in the toilet 😂😂🙌
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Muslims leaving town before they become suspects of bomb blasts
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Saw my high school OB driving a Ranger Rover....the spirit of not accepting defeat is telling me mbu "Siyiiye" 😂😂😂🙌
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Singa kale yagenda ku New Best hotel e busega 😂😂😂🙌
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Pastor Bujingo told his sheep that the money for pentagon was used for The Tv and Radio....kati tewali yadde ekikumi 😂😂😂
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Oscar Kampala Tailored suit is a must if you want to date a girl who owns an expensive boutique😂😂🙌
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If you completed University with out having s£x with a fellow classmate, May God bless you financially. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Omuntu n'oyambala nicker, notekako biker ate n'oyambala jean....abaffe obeera offa ki?
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Eye witness heard gun shots and thought it's Subaru guys......naye 😂😂😂😂🙌
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Traders used to say Bobi wine was disrupting their business...now tables have turned. The traders themselves are disrupting their businesses😂😂😂🙌
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The Toilet has now become a tourist attraction site 😂😂😂🙌
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But the way Bobi wine ignored Gravity Omutujju's saga....oh my goodness, I doubt if he will even be paid the full amount from the stunts cheiii....akasajja ka Bobi kalabisa 🙌🙌
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I'm bigger than Bobi wine talina hit song in 5 months 😂😂🙌
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Ankole kingdom, where is your Queen? Why are you gay???
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The most useless Mp in the history of this Nation. 📌
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Cindy says she has three kids, she also has a tattoo....Girls who have tattoos mukyalina chance. Mulokole ssaba 😂😂😂🙌
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She takes Snapchat videos every chance she gets to sit in a car....I have news for you. Look between I and P on your keyboard
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The whole Uganda watches NTV akawungeezi...the pain is felt somewhere in Naguru 😂😂🙌
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People are now tasking Bobi wine to start providing services that the government has failed to provide 😂😂....M7 removing civic education from schools has started paying off. People are now so dumb 🚮🚮🚮
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Soldier take.shelter NUP new offices...the double standards is too much😂😂🙌
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Baganda, we are very proud people, you never see a muganda forcing himself to learn any other local language. It's the other tribes to adjust not Baganda📌
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What is UPDF doing in somalia when our people are being killed here in kasese ??
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Always remember; you'll meet men doing better than your man and you'll equally meet ladiesmuch more beautiful, classy and hardworking than your lady. You will never be satisfied until you have self Discipline!!!
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Which place in kampala should you hold your phone like this ? 😂😂🙌
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Principal asazeewo alabise mpuuga paka kuwulira bubi😂😂🙌
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The most useless member of parliament. Kazibwe Bashir.
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He put her in three positions in 45 seconds....😂😂😂😂🙌
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In Uganda, if you're rich its "Babe, I'm pregnant"
If you're poor, it's "Mukasa, Oyononye obulamu bwange". 😂😂😂🙌
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A very rare image of an unemployed man who's in a relationship😂😂🙌
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Girls who have been abusing my nose are all beggars 😂😂😂🙌
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Boda bodas are too many in Kampala to a point that stopping one, you just need to make eye contact with the rider😂😂🙌
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People clapped for 3 hours only to be ignored by Guiness world book of records😂😂😂🙌
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Joshua Baraka bulijjo ye understanding boyfriend wa Etania 😂😂🙌
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Bruno k thinks we have forgotten him...blad tukomawo, you'll pay child support osaaga 😂🙌
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Waliwo ka video ka backshots Kali mu kutambula 😂😂😂🙌
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Girls who own expensive boutiques are looking for Rent 😂😂😂🙌
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Omwana Ali mu America olowoza ayinza okwagala okukya ku Kasasiro???
Putting politics aside
Nze Kano sikalya, nebwekaba nesente nga ziyiika nga nkuba sikalya🙄
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