“You might have had two council houses but I’ve got a large semi.”

Lmao, great idea!

It isn't that complex is it? The chancellor made an intervention which was at best manipulative about market sensitive data - they weren't even honest with their own cabinet. There's no VAR needed here, no different angles, no snicko, hot-spot or ball-tracker necessary.

Further to this post and the embedded on within: Darren Jones has just admitted the Conservatives left £10bn headroom and not a £22bn black hole

Just done another day and night in Bradford Royal Infirmary with a littlun. Again the staff have been absolutely exemplary.

You scumbag you maggot, You shagged Dianne Abbott, Happy Christmas Karl Marx, Your Party's a farce.

See it. Say it. Sort it out yourself. - @andrewlawrence

"Rachel Reeves did not lie and anyone who says otherwise will have their Social credit score reduced by 10 points"

Good Morning ❤️

I don’t think people understand how difficult it is to play against Arsenal, until they play against Arsenal.

Tonight, one question will echo across Britain: When will she resign? Here’s Rachel Reeves at the centre of alleged lies, leaks, and the most catastrophically shambolic budget this country has ever seen.

Ooh. The Chancellor’s been telling 🐖 porky pies. Quelle surprise. It’s not like she has previous.

I hate to break it to the country,but it has come to my attention that Rachel Reeves, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, a woman, an economist, a chess champion, an investment banker, a landlord, a credit card owner, a stoic, may in fact be a lying imbecilic chancer.

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak have broken the law and repeatedly lied to the British public. They must both resign. The Conservatives are totally unfit to govern. Britain deserves better.

They are all saying Rachel Reeves should resign. regarding the lies of the £20 Billion black hole...Let's not forget. Starmer was the top dog and must have approved the lies. Or didn't it cross his desk? (usual excuse)

https://t.co/SVeGYlw0bz

It's no more than he deserves 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Five years ago Jamie Dimon, boss of JP Morgan Chase, world’s biggest bank, lamented Brexit and said he was looking to move the bank’s European operations out of London. This week he’s announced a new £3bn office tower in Canary Wharf for 12,000 staff.

It now turns out that Rachel Reeves had been briefing blatant lies for months. She misled the public & the markets about a £20billion black hole in the public finances that didn't actually exist. Disgraceful deception by the Chancellor after breaking election promises. Resign.

Another gain from Labour last night. But look at the Tory vote.

What a morning! Just dropped all 5 kids off at free breakfast club then had to take my motability car to the garage. It's been making a weird noise since we woz in Spain this summer. Anyway, gonna meet sum of the school mums for coffee now, proper stressed!