My mate got tickets to see another comic & informed me mine are ‘competitively priced.’. So I’m using that!. TICKETS 👉🏼

Suddenly my ham sandwich tastes amazing . #ENGvIND.

Just saw Superman. It was mental but I loved it. Good to get back to heroes being unashamedly heroic. (The cup is my sons…I swear)

RT @GeoffNorcott: BREAKING NEWS EPISODE 💥. After a busy political week I ask the following questions…. - Should Labour ease off on ‘14 year….

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Thinking of coming to my Tour show in CHELMSFORD ?. Like others, it’s filling up fast!. Tickets 60 UK dates

Today I shocked myself while practising cricket shots with an electric fly-swatter. I’m 48.

This is a reminder that pettiness & shithousery can make for entertaining cricket.

Has there ever been two night watchmen?.

Starting to think this Indian team are quite good at batting.

I think they’re more likely on Snapchat mate.

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On my wait to host on @TimesRadio from 7-10pm. Sweltering, sizzling, scorching….can you think of any other tabloid ways of saying it’s hot?.

Jofra!’. Just made weird noises in the gym. Don’t care, he’s BACK. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿.

Where test cricket beats other sports is context . Four years away from test cricket . A tight series against India . Knowing we need a strike bowler this winter for the Aussies . Enter Jofra Archer.

Limbs at Lords.