Geoff Norcott
@GeoffNorcott
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TOUR Dates🎟 https://t.co/TcMZ4yY0TD INSTA https://t.co/MDM7rzSaSS PODCAST https://t.co/MEEoWf8sqG
England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2010
Autumn leg COMPLETED Thanks to all who came, hopefully see you in the Spring! (Currently a Black Friday sale on selected venues) 🎟️ https://t.co/BJBuFTgPiE
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Myself & @KonstantinKisin talking about the shifting faces of Keir Starmer. (Full episode of What Most People Think wherever you get your podcast)
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Myself & @KonstantinKisin talking about the shifting faces of Keir Starmer. (Full episode of What Most People Think wherever you get your podcast)
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NEW PODCAST EPISODE 💥 Delighted to have @KonstantinKisin back as we reflect on… - Rachel ‘misleads’ Reeves - Protests over migrant barracks - Your Party banter machine Apple: https://t.co/zCXQVNheeh Spotify: https://t.co/cRHpj6OHkh
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We’ve also added a date in BRIGHTON 🚨
Autumn leg COMPLETED Thanks to all who came, hopefully see you in the Spring! (Currently a Black Friday sale on selected venues) 🎟️ https://t.co/BJBuFTgPiE
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Autumn leg COMPLETED Thanks to all who came, hopefully see you in the Spring! (Currently a Black Friday sale on selected venues) 🎟️ https://t.co/BJBuFTgPiE
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Keir Starmer has entered a parallel universe. He just said expanding welfare is his personal "moral mission". A few months ago he was saying cutting welfare was his personal mission. He was literally forced into this U-turn by his own MPs. Does he think everyone's forgotten.
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It’s not just the dishonesty that worries me, it’s the stupidity. To think the office for budget ‘responsibility’ wouldn’t point out the small matter of their numbers being misrepresented.
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It isn't that complex is it? The chancellor made an intervention which was at best manipulative about market sensitive data - they weren't even honest with their own cabinet. There's no VAR needed here, no different angles, no snicko, hot-spot or ball-tracker necessary.
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CHANCELLOR, DID YOU PISS ON THE COUNTRY’S SHOULDER AND TELL THEM IT WAS RAINING? (me if i was a journalist today)
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Thanks to everyone who came to the final show of the Autumn leg of the Tour. Such a wicked crowd. Me & Rich are going for a beer where we exchange two sentences per hour.
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Cheers to everyone who came to last nights show in Crawley. In future I won’t feel as depressed about actually having to go to Crawley.
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We've also added BRIGHTON - 4th May https://t.co/isipo6ZfMx
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There’s No Bloke Without Fire
Due to SEXUALLY EXPLOSIVE demand I'm adding even more dates to my Tour for 2026. Second dates in Newcastle & Norwich + a FOURTH date in London. Tickets Live Nation.
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We've also added BRIGHTON - 4th May https://t.co/isipo6ZfMx
eventbrite.co.uk
There’s No Bloke Without Fire
Due to SEXUALLY EXPLOSIVE demand I'm adding even more dates to my Tour for 2026. Second dates in Newcastle & Norwich + a FOURTH date in London. Tickets Live Nation.
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This is a poor line of questioning from Nick Robinson. Rachel Reeves and Keir Starmer have no issue dishing out personal attacks on opponents, particularly Liz Truss almost every week. Parts of the media are treating Reeves like a child who must be protected from “hurty words”.
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Join us in the new year as we welcome back @GeoffNorcott for another night of comedy at the Cherry Red Records Stadium! Tap below to grab your tickets! 🎟️ #AFCW
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WTF So that ‘shit on your corn flakes’ briefing was made knowing all this?
BREAKING The OBR says it informed Rachel Reeves as far back as ***September 17*** that the downgrade in productivity forecasts was offset by 'increases in real wages and inflation'. The deficit was in fact just £2.5billion By October 31 that deficit had turned into net positive
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