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The Crewkerne Gazette: Xmas Song launch and special announcement https://t.co/hoRJooOtQw
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Keir Starmer has spent the entire weekend hiding in the wardrobe, desperately hoping to ride out the hurricane unleashed by the Duchess of Decline herself, Rachel Reeves.
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Okay that’s our job done for this morning, off for a roast and copious amounts of cider down the pub. Please no scandals in the meantime 🙏🏻
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Trevor asks: “Did you lie?” Rachel Reeves: “It wasn’t me.” The country: “👀”
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‘Look, I’m a Labour Chancellor’ is now the gold-standard political admission of guilt. It’s the new ‘Yeah, you caught me.’
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Essential Saturday night viewing https://t.co/t1cvcnraNv
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Rachel Reeves warned of a “black hole” in the finances. The OBR said the opposite. So we brought a real Black Hole to confront her. Chaos, bars, and an entire country disappearing. Easily the most accurate take on the scandal. It’s “Black Hole Baby”
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Keir Starmer between the defeats.
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“When will she resign?” - Rachel Reeves ft Crewkerne Gazette https://t.co/lqrptCzFac
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Tonight, one question will echo across Britain: When will she resign? Here’s Rachel Reeves at the centre of alleged lies, leaks, and the most catastrophically shambolic budget this country has ever seen.
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'The Crewkerne Gazette’s spoofs are much funnier than anything Have I Got News for You has to offer – and more relevant to a modern audience' | Writes @WilliamSitwell Read more ⬇️ https://t.co/BE1HyUTJ0P
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It may go down as one of the greatest rap battles in modern political history. Either way, Beth Rigby absolutely floored Keir Starmer yesterday with questions he simply couldn’t answer.
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Ahead of the launch of our Christmas single, Crewkerne Man from The Crewkerne Gazette joined Sky News earlier today to give a glimpse of what we’ve been working on. Turns out a Bubba Gump shrimp hat and a pair of shades remain the finest disguise known to mankind.
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Today in Parliament, @RobertJenrick delivered a blistering stand against an absent Justice Secretary, David Lammy—defending Britain’s centuries-old jury system while Lammy moves to scrap it.
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Our next goal is to topple the Christmas Charts and land a hilarious number 1 single in aid of a good cause. Hope you’ll all join us to make history this Xmas time https://t.co/nmzVqp4Z34
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Let’s do it, let’s actually do it 😆
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We’re here to fill the cultural void in political comedy. Spitting Image once did it—now memes run the economy and win elections. With today’s tech, especially AI, we can create sharper, funnier, faster content than ever. We’re glad she found it funny 🤣
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Kemi Reacts: Live this morning on GMB, Kemi Badenoch confirmed that she had indeed seen the Crewkerne Gazette’s video. Kemi said that she found the video funny 😁
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Rachel Reeves proudly unveils the OBR LEAK-LOCK™ – totally leak proof… until your Budget and poll numbers start pouring out. Comes with a FREE Poll Shredder 3000™ for those awkward “most unpopular Chancellor in history” ratings.
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Kemi Badenoch launches a devastating full broadside at Rachel Reeves in the wake of the Budget catastrophe.
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