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Weekly Wednesday Tweet Call. 3am to Midnight EST Lots of Judges. Lots of Prizes. Lots of Fun artwork by @MatticusFinch1
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Joined January 2020
⭐⭐🐫 TWEET CALL 🐫⭐ ⭐ HUMPDAY BUMPDAY!!! Come bump an old tweet in need of another airing. Share an old classic or one that deserves some more love. Can be yours, someone else's funny, filthy, inspirational whatever. No theme. One per person. RT's for all!
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For your judging pleasure, allow me to present..... THE BUMP SQUAD!!! @KKalwaysSays
@goodowens
@BrennanMichaelP
@Cycloptomese
@manda_tee1
@troubleinheels1 Each of the judges picks will receive a special prize. Closes at midnight EST
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⭐⭐🐫 TWEET CALL 🐫⭐⭐ HUMPDAY BUMPDAY!!! Come bump an old tweet in need of another airing. Share an old classic or one that deserves some more love. Can be yours, someone else's funny, filthy, inspirational whatever. No theme. One per person. RT's for all!
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For your judging pleasure, allow me to present..... THE BUMP SQUAD!!! @KKalwaysSays
@goodowens
@BrennanMichaelP
@Cycloptomese
@manda_tee1 Each of the judges picks will receive a special prize. Closes at midnight EST
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🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @KKAlwaysSays
@AllanForsyth is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
My attempt to infiltrate a dance troupe was thwarted by their two-step authentication.
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🏆🏆Hump Day/Bump Day🏆🏆 @DayBump Judges Pick by @manda_tee1
@craig_brimmer is my winner of this week’s Hump Day/Bump Day tweet call. Congratulations! TL crawl will begin shortly! Winning Tweet:
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Good to see you guys return. I've pasted your tweet in a few rooms for you. https://t.co/KH96ITsU7N
My attempt to infiltrate a dance troupe was thwarted by their two-step authentication.
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens 💷💷 https://t.co/9zwh8q2OMv
*on a date* Her: So when you said you were going to take me to pound town... Me: *arms full of teabags* It's a British themed store Rebecca what's not to love?!
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back.🔥😍 We missed you.
One day someone's gonna call my bluff and pull out a kazoo, when I brag I can replicate the Careless Whisper sax solo note for note on one of them bad boys.
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens
https://t.co/46kutG5ZWO Happy Hump Day
The CDC recommends that you chew with your fucking mouth closed
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Thanks, Bump Squad! https://t.co/zbGlQEI96S
her: I like a man who is romantic, speaks multiple languages, and is a little bit of a nerd me, reciting a Klingon love poem in the binary language of moisture vaporators her: not like that
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens good to see you back bump squad https://t.co/gTLtHOvlJb
mountain life comes at dew blast
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Thanks Humpty ☺️ Good to see you again ❤️ https://t.co/omRuid2sxn
I'm pretty sure Peter Pan's Lost Boys turned into vampires.
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People need alcohol to hook up. When people get sober they call it “getting dry” It is not a coincidence.
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens B-b-b-b-bump Squad!! Welcome back! https://t.co/anfhAjxqu2
"If Gilligan's Island was a 'desert isle' why was it covered with trees?" and other things I'd rather think about instead of my recurring chest pains.
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Glad to see errbody humpin’ around again! 🥂
The Olympic Committee stated that any applauding will be met by javelins blotting out the sun
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@DayBump @KKAlwaysSays @manda_tee1 @BrennanMichaelP @Cycloptomese @goodowens Welcome back :-) and thank you
Screw perf ection
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