Frank Chips
@dad_chips
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sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad https://t.co/tM0MJwouq5
Joined April 2010
Dropping this while half the country is at home visiting their parents is so funny
BREAKING: US fertility rate hits record low
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a load-bearing bit among my friends came from a guy on the periphery who came to a party, walked outside where we were talking, and said “moon looks great tonight.” everyone agreed, went back to talking. upon a lull he said “speaking of the moon, i made the nasa website” 😂
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kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though
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Its crazy how alcohol makes all your pets 600% softer
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White people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like
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My dad is describing in great detail how he would kill the grinch while My mom is cooking breakfast for sixteen people.
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Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin
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Why are tables made out of literally the only material that requires a coaster?
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It was only a matter of time before Santa integrated drone delivery
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I’m happy I’m feelin glad I got corndogs in a bag
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2024 was a banner year for white people. Honestly congratulations, white people
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Santa: we wrote you a song Rudolf: aw thanks Santa: you’re gonna love it Rudolf: as long as it’s not about my nose Santa: … Rudolf: is it about my nose
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Twitter is so poppin right now. Only cool ppl say poppin fyi.
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