Cycloptomese
@Cycloptomese
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goddammit It ain't much but it's honest penetration. Secretly Keanu
Joined March 2017
I cannot stop thinking about how the director of Con Air's previous directing credit was 10 years earlier and it was the music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.
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My nephew is nominated for sports illustrated youth athlete of the year. Please take the time to vote for him if you have the chance. His name is Xandyn. It would mean a lot to my family. https://t.co/1p0GyCcSOx
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This family has been through an unimaginable tragedy. They need our help to cover funeral costs and medical expenses. Please consider donating or sharing to support them in this difficult time.
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Hello - I am setting up this fundraiser for my nephew Jacob Cunโฆ Nicole Lovellette needs your support for Alister's Memorial & fundraiser for Cami 's recovery
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Soooo, this man-crush-Monday thingyโฆhow exactly am I supposed to crush him?
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If you're really tall and grim looking, there's a very good chance that people call you Lurch behind your back.
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Fuck you im never listening to Stairway to Heaven or any more of your dumbass songs ever again
It is an honor to join President Trumpโs Cabinet as EPA Administrator. We will restore US energy dominance, revitalize our auto industry to bring back American jobs, and make the US the global leader of AI. We will do so while protecting access to clean air and water.
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I was getting my mail today and my neighbor asked me if I was gay and I was like โwhat?โ He said he was only asking because of my rainbow lanyard and I was like โoh no itโs much weirder than that.โ
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I just ate $35 worth of Taco Bell before entering this escape room. Weโre getting out one way or another.
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Canโt believe they made a statue to commemorate that time I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheeseโs
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It's not politically correct to say Alien anymore. You're supposed to say Xenomorph.
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Damn, Monday is creeping up and it's bringing its annoying siblings, Tuesday and Wednesday, with it.
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It's that time again. https://t.co/Oh0xElRYwF
I'm not sure who needs to hear this right now but you really need to change that furnace filter. It's nasty.
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Did anything ever materialize out of that Attack the Block sequel that I was supposed to get? Get off your ass, Joe Cornish!
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