David Kiesler ⚖️
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MAGAt Provocateur. Juris Doctor. #Resist . #Roe . #VoteBlue . Loather of Creamsicle Caligula and all things related to him, especially Junior McCokey. 🇺🇦 🌊
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Does anyone realize that Russian agent McGonagal may have single-handedly given the 2016 election to Trump?
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@JenaGriswold
Oh lawdy...keep yur fingers crossed. It would be even sweeter to kick Boobert out after thinking she has won. While a recount likely won't take away enough votes, let's all pray
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@bblock29
@RonFilipkowski
The only thing you need to know about Lara Trump is that she married Eric
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@StevenBeschloss
Lmao...when all of Trump's absurdities are strung together like this, it's quite unbelievable. Fraud, conman, malignant narcissist. Absolutely unbelievable this man was ever elected president
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@thedailybeast
Do you know why Trump buried Ivana at his golf course? Because he wanted to keep cheating on her 🤣
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@SenWhitehouse
Hey Sheldon, did the FBI ever respond to you in writing about its bogus Kavanagh investigation?
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@B52Malmet
Why is it most of these assault rifle killers look bizarre as hell and creepy af?
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@JRubinBlogger
If you're the lawyer for the biggest liar on the planet, you're going to dictate a CYA memo to file stating, "President Trump assured me that there were no more classified docs anywhere on the premises." Can you imagine the reaction when Corcoran reads this memo to the jury 🤣
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@RonFilipkowski
Just ewwwww. What normal guy would think 3 Toes is attractive, inside and especially outside? The thought of intercoursing with her is 🤮
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@ChrisDJackson
@POTUS
@JoeBiden
Trump tried to end NATO solely for Putin and his own financial gain. All Trump ever thinks about is himself
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@SenWhitehouse
Hey Sheldon, did the FBI ever respond to you in writing about its bogus Kavanagh investigation? And, is it true you are asking for a brand new Cavanaugh investigation?
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@itsJeffTiedrich
@RonFilipkowski
The only thing you need to know about Lara Trump is that she married Eric
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@kurteichenwald
I saw a m pic today of the tag inside a golden shower shoe showing they're actually...surprise...made in China. These WY dudes must just be the broker
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@RonFilipkowski
He's right when he says nothing like this has ever happened in our country before. Absolutely. We've never had a former president commit a fuck ton of crimes before
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@HerschelWalker
Another difference is that Warnock has a positive IQ. Nor does he have CTE. And, he can string together coherent sentences with coherent thoughts. Nor does he lie about his education or businesses
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@thejackhopkins
Couldn't disagree more. No judge will sentence a former president to prison. At worst, he'll get home confinement with the confinement area to include his golf course. I hope I'm wrong...but he'll never see prison
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@joncoopertweets
The funny thing is that THIS TIME, there are probably more than 10 Republican senators just frothing at the mouth to vote yea
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@SenSchumer
Bullshit Chuck. Why don't we just pay off everybody's mortgage and their Bloomingdale credit card balances. I had to pay off 30 fukn thousand over 10 yrs...so all these kids can do the same
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@KlasfeldReports
We both knew there would be no Trump filing today. Trump is way too much of a coward and loose cannon to ever take the stand
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@thejackhopkins
Reminds me of a childhood story. I was probably 7 or 8. We were sitting at the dinner table when I drew a swastika on a napkin. I had no clue what it represented. When my dad, who lost family in the holocaust, saw it, he went apeshit crazy and smacked me. Never did that again
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@lawofruby
But, there was no Fani Willis lurking in the MAL docs case. Since Jack definitely wants to beat Fani, and since Fani's indictments will drop next week, Jack will definitely indict Trump this week. You should expect Thurs or Friday
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@MollyJongFast
Which means he illegally spent campaign funds on Botox and onlyfans 😆 🤣
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@TrendingLiberal
I'd kinda like Tacopeepee and his Adderall show to represent trump....he'd sink him
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@laurenboebert
Don't get too excited Boobert. You still have to hurdle the general election and the 14th Amendment
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@TomJChicago
Our founding fathers declared energy independence?? What, we had our own firewood?
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@joncoopertweets
Jon, you know why she was late, dontcha? She was giving Hillbilly Fabio a BJ in the parking garage
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@meiselasb
Sarah will, in the coming months, either resign or be impeached, and ultimately indicted
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@SenWhitehouse
Hey Sheldon, did the FBI ever respond to you in writing about its bogus Kavanagh investigation?
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@Mollyploofkins
C, all day long. Fatman has already had a disastrous effect on our country which will only get worse until he's convicted
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@Mollyploofkins
Of course not, but this was a genius move by the judge calling Trump's bluff!
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@OccupyDemocrats
Boobert was late cuz she was giving Hillbilly Fabio a BJ in the parking garage
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@atrupar
3 points. Dude failed to answer any of Ari's questions with a direct answer. Plus, he completely failed to explain why Georgia grand jury was illegal. And finally, he refused to admit Trump lost Georgia 🤡
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@gtconway3d
It's funny reading a "This tweet aged well" tweet and it not being sarcastic 😆 😜 😉
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@lawofruby
I do not trust this Magat judge. Her game plan is to appear tough, but to eventually cave in to Fatman. She will set what she will call a "firm" trial date of next spring, but will thereafter grant Fatman several continuances until after the election. You can bank on this
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She does have the longest freakin neck I've ever seen that was not on a giraffe
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....and, when Tucker asked Gaetz when he was first contacted by the DOJ about the investigation, Gaetz wouldn't answer. Instead, he pivoted and stated he first heard of the extortion on 3/16, lmao
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@RonnyJacksonTX
Kinda like Trump needing step by step directions on how to walk down a ramp or how to drink from a glass?
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@OurShallowState
Subdued hypomania is a perfect descriptor. I don't recall him ever sniffing that much. Must be Adderall
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@TimInHonolulu
Habba stepped away from the case 1-2 months ago, with the excuse that she took over as general counsel and spokesperson for a Trump PAC. Actually, this case was always miles above Habba's skill level
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@atrupar
"I had almost nothing to do with January 6th" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 breathe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 breathe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 wipe tears away 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 breathe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
There would have been no 1/6 without you, fatman
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@richsignorelli
Looks like Bill Gates knew what he was doing when he shorted Tesla stock, lmao
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@RonFilipkowski
I wonder if they ever tapped into Roger Stone's vast bank of knowledge and experience on this subject?
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@SundaeDivine
Dats funny...but on a serious note, I often wonder if any of the dozens of 1 niters I had before tying the knot ever produced any offspring. That's a weird thought
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@lawofruby
We both know that nothing will be filed..Trump is too much of a coward and loose cannon to take the stand
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@tribelaw
That's exactly what I said. As soon as Trump's federal trials are over, Jack's gonna file a whopping indictment against all the major players and congressmen and blast Cheeseman
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@RonFilipkowski
Wow...Ivanka starting to look like the older version of Ivana, plastic and all. And, that is not a compliment
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@TimInHonolulu
I'm thinking it will allege Trump and company tried to disenfranchise voters of their constitutional right to vote with the fake elector scheme
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@TrumpDailyPosts
Lmfao...this post has no spelling or grammatical errors, so Trump obviously didn't write it. 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
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@piyushmittal
"Heidi and I just wanted you to know that I did not have sex with that woman..."
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@kylegriffin1
Omg...that's so dreadful...just awful....tragic. He kissed her hand???? Give me a fukn break
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@AntiToxicPeople
Did he call Biden scum? Also, peekaboo sounds awfully close to another word that is very racist. Something is brewing this week
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@RonFilipkowski
There is absolutely no way he's not wearing 4 inch lifts. You can tell by the weird way his legs move...just like a dude trying to walk on high heels
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@TristanSnell
Remember during a recent Trump interview, possibly with Hannity, where Trump said, "We didn't have to give them the tapes, but we did." This now speaks volumes
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@kathrynresists
Well, if Gargoyle is no longer attached to Junior McCokey, that will mean she's gone from Trump's campaign too, so she should fade from the news rather quickly...which will be nice
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This article in the Guardian is fantastic in describing the planning and development of Trump's coup. It's an excellent primer for the Jan 6 hearings
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@SenSchumer
No cx!! If I had to fukn pay $30k over 10 yrs, then everyone else can too. I'm a dem but thought of this infuriates me
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@TheBeatWithAri
Hey Ari....once we find out who paid Santos' bail, we will simultaneously learn who "lent" his campaign that $700k 😆
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Trump just told his Iowa crowd that gas has reached $8.15/gallon in California. For those living in California,what's the actual price?
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@itsJeffTiedrich
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Anyone turn on Twitter this morning and actually wonder if it would load? 🤣
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