Prison Mitch
@Prisonmitch
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Assistant to the Press Secretary of Florida (retired). Tariff Expert and part time shitposter.
The Free State of Florida
Joined April 2020
Me when I fix my parents TV by changing the input to HDMI 1:
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I had no idea President Trump was on Jeopardy! Does this man ever sleep?
We’ve seen what happens when we elect a con man to the highest office in America. We can’t let it happen here in Minnesota.
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I am inevitable.
BREAKING: A new large batch of Epstein photos has just been released.
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When you collect the sixth stone for the infinity goontlet
BREAKING: A new large batch of Epstein photos has just been released.
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Freddy’s coming for you
BREAKING: A new large batch of Epstein photos has just been released.
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NEW: Yes, Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother The man who started it all, @scottwjohnson, lays it out in @FreeBeacon: https://t.co/wKc1nepwre
freebeacon.com
President Donald Trump is an occasional practitioner of an unsparing form of political logic. Having taken an interest in the massive public-programs fraud committed by an almost exclusively Somali...
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Thank you President Trump! He is the only man that could negotiate an event that has Creed and Limpbizkit co-headlining. 🇺🇸 🦅 🎇
Creed have announced the 2026 lineup for their Summer of ’99 and Beyond Festival, feturing Limp Bizkit, Cypress Hill, Bush, Sevendust, Kittie, Puddle of Mudd, and more → https://t.co/JpsAbFBJsO
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This is like on the Simpsons when Mr burns couldn’t die because he had so many diseases attacking at once they canceled each other out
#Exclusive 🚨 Andy Dick's crack smoking actually helped him avoid a fentanyl death, DEA sources say. Read more: https://t.co/uwic6B8zzG
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“Come on tell us where your husband is buried we promise we won’t do anything weird”
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Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to coach Michigan in the Citrus Bowl:
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His chances are even higher than his legs.
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom is now the clear favorite to be the 2028 Democratic nominee
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I had no idea President Trump was on Jeopardy! Does this man ever sleep?
We’ve seen what happens when we elect a con man to the highest office in America. We can’t let it happen here in Minnesota.
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“See? Told you it’s good for you.”
#Exclusive 🚨 Andy Dick's crack smoking actually helped him avoid a fentanyl death, DEA sources say. Read more: https://t.co/uwic6B8zzG
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We’ve seen what happens when we elect a con man to the highest office in America. We can’t let it happen here in Minnesota.
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Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to coach Michigan in the Citrus Bowl:
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NOBODY SPOIL THE ENDING FOR ME! I am bookmarking to find out later.
Food influencer Michael Duarte’s cause of death revealed more than a month after he was shot dead by police https://t.co/c16ca38sCL
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Reporter: “What happens to the oil tanker?” Trump:
🚨 Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized near Venezuela? PRESIDENT TRUMP: We keep the oil, I guess! 🤣 Q: Where does it go? TRUMP: You're a good news man. Just get a helicopter and go follow the tanker! He is the best 😭😭
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Reporter: “What happens to the oil tanker?” Trump:
🚨 Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized near Venezuela? PRESIDENT TRUMP: We keep the oil, I guess! 🤣 Q: Where does it go? TRUMP: You're a good news man. Just get a helicopter and go follow the tanker! He is the best 😭😭
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Trump when he sees a sanctioned oil tanker headed to Venezuela:
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