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Philadelphia, PA
Joined September 2022
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
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@fleshsimulator You've inspired me
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@CartoonsHateHer
Cartoons Hate Her!
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My 5 year old is learning about geography and he just randomly said "Madagascar is the Mexico of Africa" which really feels like an advanced tier of racism you'd only find on Twitter.
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@DMOPalmer
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
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you should be handjobmaxxing
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
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The Inquirer somehow missed that you can just walk behind a black dude eating them from a styrofoam container and watch him toss them over his shoulder like they're sunflower seeds.
@TheMagaHulk
Lucky Teter
4 days
The Philadelphia Inquirer attempted to solve the mystery of chicken bones all over the city's sidewalks. Their experts blame rats and raccoons rummaging through the trash. I suspect a different culprit!
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
5 days
I don't understand how almost everyone fails to understand where we are and where we're going. The QT is obviously stupid. The "movie" looks like shit. There's no plot. It's clearly AI. It's slop. 100%. Any AI "movies" generated with it are going to be watched exclusively by
@MattWalshBlog
Matt Walsh
5 days
I don't understand how anyone can be impressed by this. Okay, wow, an algorithm spit out some images that look kind of real. Okay cool. The fundamental problem with AI content -- and why I will never be interested in an AI movie, no matter how realistic it looks -- is that I just
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@justNPCthings
Steely-eyed Dan's Auto shop and printing Emporium
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
6 days
I have successfully stopped myself halfway through 3 unproductive angry replies today. Baby steps.
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@justalexoki
taoki
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
9 days
gm I've decided once again to make an effort to use X more intentionally and not as the angry reactive pressure release that I so frequently fall into. let's make it to noon.
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
10 days
I've sent or explained this tweet to at least 1 person a week since it was made and I can barely make it through it every single time.
@samswoora
Samswara
8 months
> Have wifes family over to visit baby > Play soothing 90’s alternative chill on homepods > go to take a poop > watch iran/israel bombing footage > why no sound? > keep replaying video Realizing I just made them listen to the same bombing audio over my speaker system 5 times
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@Wallop4000
Mike Truk ⛁
13 days
Oh You’ve Really Come into Your Own? Your Own What? Mouth?
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@AlmostFridayTV
AlmostFriday.TV
11 days
I have nothing left 💛
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@Crawbaddy
CrawD
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unmuted grok for the first time in forever
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
13 days
this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible
@MushyStuff__
v ee 🍄
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complimented a neighbor on their chickens and they gifted me a basketful of eggs c:
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@eigenrobot
eigenrobot
12 days
yeah idk what else to say about it "why are you worried about being a minority in a country with a foreign culture?" well,,,
@fleshsimulator
Simulator di tutti i Simulatori
12 days
The UK rape gang shit is possibly the single most directly radicalizing thing I’ve learned about. Conservatively a full 10% of white girls in Rotherham were raped between 1997-2013. The UK doesn’t need to do an inquiry. They need a truth and reconciliation council and a gallows
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@dsonoiki
Gene Parmesan
12 days
As an immigrant, I keep going back to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance there are all these little Easter eggs that you wouldn’t get if you were white (in my culture, meals are important, as well as family and music)
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@MaxMickWilliams
CⱯLEB
22 days
the UAE’s Sheikh Issa bin Zayed Al Nahyan was the focus of a torture-video scandal that ABC News broke April 22, 2009 #EpsteinFiles (unrelated: searching through 2009 tweets made me miss old Twitter)
@Nightline
Nightline
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Tonight ABC News Exclusive: Torture Tape Implicates UAE Royal Sheikh http://twurl.nl/i3w6go
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@plzbepatient
Gary
14 days
Counter-programming the half-time show with Kid Rock is cringe and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t.
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@MiriVinni
Miri Vinni
14 days
This is the most pro-US hegemony over the western hemisphere message imaginable. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@MiriVinni
Miri Vinni
14 days
The smarter conservatives seem to realize Bad Bunny just promoted the Donroe Doctrine in a flashy and visually appealing way. The retard right is still crying about hearing Spanish.
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