UwUTangClan
@Executivejeff1
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lunch enthusiast, lite beer enjoyer actually born yesterday. everything I say is in jest, a joke, or nonsense
Joined February 2021
can't bring myself to be truly open with anyone, have to work too much to be able to date. nothing to yearn about in my life. spaghetti and meatballs.
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In my youth I would wrap all presents with newspaper and duct tape and make the unwrapping a test of endurance
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you may eat but you don't bother to taste anything, playboy
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this asshole didn't help clean any mushrooms, didn't fold the laundry. just naps and yells at me if he doesn't get some tuna
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I've been on the hashtag rurallife grind on RedNote and it's rotting my brain by showing me a life I desire and have no means to attain
“i don’t want my man watching porn!” i don’t care about that actually, what i really don’t want my man watching is instagram reels, that stuff is poisoning his brain
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why did I pick so many mushrooms. I don't want to clean this shit.
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1840g all day. little over 4lbs
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house is a disaster, I'm losing control of my time, my personal relationships are in a deep state of neglect. char siu
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spilled soup on my bed last night and now it looks like I shit on my duvet
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say what's your interests tell me how you plan to give up on all of them
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