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lunch enthusiast, lite beer enjoyer actually born yesterday. everything I say is in jest, a joke, or nonsense

Joined February 2021
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
2 years
the himbo community is accusing me of stolen valor.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
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i wonder how long my fly has been down.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
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my bff (person i exchange the most memes with) and I have taken to using the 🚬 emoji to indicate "taking long drag on cigarette" as a reaction or response.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
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I missed the town jubilee and now I have a headache :/.
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@Executivejeff1
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if my name was Kate, I'd make a beat for beat biopic parody called K8 Mile.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
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check out this podcast bro, it's super unsettling and will make you really pissed off all the time.
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@Executivejeff1
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hey Macarena, it's me Margaret.
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@Executivejeff1
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maybe once my multivitamin kicks in i'll have the energy to get going.
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@Executivejeff1
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not "sale" as in temporary price drop, but "sale" as in advertising blitz to try and move products.
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@Executivejeff1
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changing my name to RoundBoy BigFella.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
21 hours
I love how people are like "marriage is for life" when it's almost never for life. it's just for whenever. no one gives a shit. it doesn't matter.
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@Executivejeff1
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21 hours
firth of July I guess
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@Executivejeff1
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Happy Don't Participate in Mass Gathering Tomorrow Because You're Afraid of Mass Shooters Day tomorrow!.
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@Executivejeff1
UwUTangClan
22 hours
maybe I go to bars, not because I like to drink, but because I love to piss.
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@Executivejeff1
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22 hours
no one making over a livable wage needs one. but billionaires alone could fund every advancement needed to make this country good for everyone without them missing any quality of life.
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Why do billionaires need tax breaks? That's what I'm trying to figure out.
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@Executivejeff1
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RT @RossKneeDeep: Why do billionaires need tax breaks? That's what I'm trying to figure out.
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@Executivejeff1
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local man making big deal of minor annoyance.
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@Executivejeff1
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Tweet media one
@Executivejeff1
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for sale: crazy straw, never sucked.
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for sale: crazy straw, never sucked.
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maybe it's the heat AND the humidity.
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@Executivejeff1
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I wish bort was still around. I just saw a Jeep that I know would infuriate him.
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