the himbo community is accusing me of stolen valor.

if you look like me, buy these pants or be culled.

I bet the old cointelpro boys were so annoyed. just hours of "motion to amend the previous motion" over and over again with that One Person That Has To Chime In On Everything.

went to a local political meeting tonight and got bored because they only talked about meeting rules and committees instead of [redacteding] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

will it make sense if I haven't seen the 5 other times they've tried to sell Fantastic Four?.

got served my own tweet in IG from an account I don't follow. I wonder if this is how old timey journalists felt when they found out they got a page one story because the newsie was yelling their headline on the sidewalk.

guy who's kink is being powerless to stop atrocities.

survived a house party for the first time in a while. nature is healing.

this guy sounds retired, but this all makes him look like he just got out the mines. rights, a life, fair treatment, no matter who you are

I feel like anyone that doesn't think the files haven't been altered, doctored, or destroyed at this point is lying to themselves. they'll release something eventually and it will be bullshit.

RT @thicfigtattoo: 50k likes and I’ll get it

0 to 60 around here 🫠.

and agreed to another party on Saturday and a night meeting on Friday.

apparently I'm going to a party tonight and I have to work tomorrow.

switching to an all creatine diet.

Dune

it's a big beach, and you ain't on it

touched waves today. pretty good

taking a break from doing nothing to go stand in my front doorway and sneeze three times before going back inside.

perhaps if I keep scrolling I'll finally see something that will make me feel alive.

avoiding the inevitable decision to walk down to the bar and have a cold beer on a cold day because everything else is too much trouble.