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Geopolitical risk| Country Risk| Economics | 🏦 | Current affairs | 2x🎓 3rd one pending| 🏖 | Sports nut| #UpTheBucs | Product of grace #HighlyFavored

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@Ckabopha
Malambule
9 months
After 11 years working for 3 of the TOP 4 banks in the country (Absa, RMB and Nedbank), today I started a different journey and working for a development bank. Cheers to making Africa stronger and united 😃
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
Upfate: I am where you sent me your location. Come outside NOW so I can teach you some manners!
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@eto_kay
Nkanyiso
4 years
Woza phela khanda shisa, ubuza imibuzo eminingi manje! Just tell me when you're at the gate. Put up a picture of yourself when you're outside the gate.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 years
07: Varsity Drop out, working in a mine. 17: BCom Eco &Econometrics+Honours Economics & 2nd Hon looming+6 years in Investment Banking🎓💃 #God !
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
Maybe you are right cause apartheid system would have arrested you already for beating your wife.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@vyraskalilitha @Phingoshe5 First mistake was sending your older brother... Where are manners 😂
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Sizwe Dhlomo is what Nota thinks he is🤣 #PodcastAndChillWithMacG
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@TSGALAXYFC They must report to the chairman of PSL who is gonna report to himself as chairman of Pirates😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 years
He takes the cup 👏😂 #peoplesmarch #AntiZumaMarches
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
This sums up the whole issue of #NatashaMazzone (good riddance to bad rubbish) and the whole DA. Famous words of Chris rock "A black man has to fly to get to where a white man walks to.. "
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
I knew Arabile was a scam when he would take my economic analysis and post them as his own lol thank you for confirming what I always suspected haha
@Khanyi_Charlie
International Slay Mama 🇵🇸
2 years
There are liars, cheats and manipulators and then there is this man!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@Zimmiekg I love how they never explain where the person was found etc 😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Rabada is a national treasure! This boy has been a star and carrying the Proteas for years. I really pray he bows out as the leading wicket taker for SA in both the test and ODI formats #ProteaFire #NZvSA
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
11 months
@AngeeMudau Hau do you live in the same SA with a challenging macroeconomic environment? A latest quarterly bulletin from SARB has shown disposable income has worsen since covid+ high interest rates. People don't have the same backgrounds also?
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@sihlangu_mpho We have all worked at jobs we don't like while waiting for your dream job, I hope you understand🤣🙈
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@eto_khumalo I am where you sente your Twitter location, come outside now and talk the SHIT you were saying earlier on Twitter. I am. Waiting for you boy!!!!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
8 years
The view of Sandton from Alexandra Township is the most unreal, shocking sight I have ever seen.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@M__Nikky @Tokyo_Trev You don't have to follow it that's the thing lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@close_range_ Transport minister the railway line
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
May Nota be suspended indefinitely 🙏🏽
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Just had a meeting with the head of Global markets and one thing I have learnt in my 10 years in banking is that at times (if not most), confidence is better than knowledge lol that's why graduates wabelungu succeed more than us. So black kid, don't be shy! Be super confident!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
Oh you are a coward now????? Fuck you! Next time remember it's NOT just Twitter. Some of us will fuck you up OKAY???? I am not scared of anyone here! I'll beat you up in front of your girlfriend (who was deafening you)!!!!
@eto_kay
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4 years
Umdala!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
I am still here. I'll leave in 30 mins before the curfew although he called cops on me. I am tired of niggas speaking shit on Twitter. Face to face is my preference
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
It's loading!!!!! Orlando Pirates ☠️ #sowetoderby
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Sicelo_11 @Trixx_Ray Are people retweeting and liking this for awareness or they agree with it? Such madness. This person's reasoning ability leaves much to be desired😳
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@PhilMphela The baddest in the game! Funny, charismatic, informative, well spoken, tact (keeping numbers up in a white denominated industry as a black person and still attracting new black markets), I like Anele🤌🏽
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Gommiey_x In taverns one must apologize before even the next person gets up🙆🏽‍♂️
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@tshepiso_iv Not even Judge Zondo would have gotten this information from me if I was you💀🤣
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
Surely if you love Musa Khawula or whatever his 'fucken' surname is, you got to have some questionable IQ/EQ level? Dissing on an innocent child (Kairo) and you find that entertaining? Please rather unfollow and block me🙏🏾
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
News Cafe Woodmead is some ratchet tavern! I was once drugged within an hour there! So many people I know got spiked and phones stolen. Stay away!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Metro fm has been waiting to suspend Dineo Ranaka surely? That radio station seems to be such a toxic working environment 🗑
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 years
What I hate about accidents is that you may obey all the laws and rules but some idiot would be on the phone & mess up your life, literally😐
@eNCA
eNCA
7 years
eNCA | Four dead in horrific Joburg car crash
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Myhardy_Mofo Haha 😂 men love themselves and they don't compromise 😂
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Cellular_Jnr @insightfactor You clearly have not been following this? The only reason it went there it's because the minister explained its only the people who made it that can fix it?
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@BontlefeelaB I have been on Twitter long enough to have seen your dizzy tweets lol I think you enjoy being a troll at this stage.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 years
@SMbabane @ThuliMadonsela3 @EFFSouthAfrica Read her timeline first. Context is important
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Dorian_Grey_20 @javharsingh You missed to see the intention of his tweet 🙊😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@kagis8 I know but eish he also touched a sensitive topic for every black South African
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@CulpritEnter Lmao 🤣
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@Snow_ink_flow 1. You are too patient my bro! 2. "I don't play with bread" the person who played with your and her bread?? Ai makaboshwe!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
I understand where Dr Yummy is coming from but (1) some convos ain't for Twitter (2) context and relating to general environment matters too much especially if you gonna post on social media
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Sgadi28 @OfficialPSL That's why you guys haven't won anything in almost 10 years, niyaphapha, yeses!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@underscoreurb Why are people so mean towards each other here???
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Just finished the FIFA uncovered doc: 1. USA cares about corruption when they couldn't benefit, so FBI had to be involved. They are rewarded with 2026😌 2. Corruption focus was on the 2010 SA, 2022 Qatar WC, what about France, Germany and Russia? Little details there. Useless!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
Appreciation post to the beautiful country, Eswatini - the only monarchy country that still exists in Africa and its beautiful people 🙌🏽🙂
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
6 years
1/12 years. As the journey begins. #BackToSchool Grade 1😁
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
She was only 6 months here and today we are 9 years old. My baby girl, my best friend, my greatest gift 😍 thank you God and happy birthday my Thando 🎊🎊💐🎉🎂😍
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Applications are open for South African Reserve Bank graduate development programme of 2023. Closing date: 31 March 2022
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@gavinhunt12 From here they won't on to score 2 more goals and win 3-0, your team has not won in 7 straight matches in all competition. Interesting right?
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
He pulled up cops on me, charmed them am I am still WAITING!!!
@sunfleur19
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4 years
Well??
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@Kokoleo_zn Yeses people on this app are cruel though
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Ndivhu_Mutula @Givenkazeni Damn - own goal 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 years
@DJFreshSA so I was spot on after all 😂
@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 years
No disrespect to the afternoon/drive co-hosts for 947 but it surely remains their weakest slot. Perhaps they can bring in DJ Fresh and increase those numbers #msunery to SABC 🤐
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 months
@akaworldwide The date and timing, it's them right 🙈
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Ma_Mtimande SA women deserve a special therapy just based on how we treat them 😭😭🙆🏾‍♂️
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
This year we are celebrating 29 years of being friends, since 5 year old! Got to varsity together, dropped out together lol, got back together, graduated together, different banks and now we work in the same bank! My brother!!!!!😄😁💥
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
When people zol, they put saliva on the paper and then they share that zol🕺💃😂 DJ Cleo is a genius. Let's stay #Covid_19SA free #LockdownHouseParty 🕺🕺
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Sisi_Sasha Failed for 7 years??? Ai you love Zuma shame lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
If you gonna be such big headed, then should I drop my location or you can drop yours so we can fix this as men? Tell me this to my face? I will wait.
@eto_kay
Nkanyiso
4 years
Angiyona intwana wena khanda lenja. Asibona vele abangani. Inkinga you think you did something with these bar graphs and these percentages, when you actually files to answer. We've seen these Stats before and the concerns are not on them.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Sol is finished🤣 I need to buy grandeur gin this weekend to see what it's about haha #podcastandchillwithmacg
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@_IamHarold The picture is a bit misleading though😂 here is a video of it.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Viwe_Pobana @TomiRikhotso Are you mad? An 80 year old man? Lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
@miss_andisa People have to fake their parents are dead to get funding from NSFAS while others,life is so easy!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 years
@Justin6284 @akaworldwide SA GDP: US$350 billion , 58 million population. Nigeria GDP: US$390 billion, 180+ population. SA is DEFINITELY economically better than Nigeria!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Eskom_SA Bring back loadshedding, we know you guys now. You couldn't even last 24 hours??
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Onke_Mweza Toss the coin again, may the streets never forget this too 😂
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
Ladies, a man who borrows your car 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
3x years of grace today 😁. Pop those bubbles on my profile lol what a good birthday this is 🍷 🌧🤌🏽
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@nkatekho @Anele Hau so the story moves from Cubana to the bedroom? Anele should have not entertained this faceless,bored, seeking attention person.
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@Ckabopha
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2 years
Growing up underprivilege has long serious social disturbance consequences lol you suddenly want to log into social apps to prove to strangers you are better, people who don't even know or care about you🤧😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 years
Can it be #FillUpFnbStadium already, can't wait to lose morals that day😂😭 and see @CassperNyovest
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 years
SA cricket team in a friendly vs when they on an ICC event #PAKvSA #ProteaFire #CT17
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@mminnieeeeee_ Rather find associates in Varsity than soulmates, preferably LLB, HR, accountant friends 😂 they are still handy to me even now!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@MngomezuluTerry Are you guys neighbours?
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
So the whole of Africa has recognize this trend of SA women, abo 'indoda must' lmao😭💀🙆🏽‍♂️🙈
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Bolu Babalola is genuinely on leave 🍯&🌶
2 years
The location is always South Africa for this genre of tweet. Tell me I'm lying (Africans only)
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@Ckabopha
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6 years
For the past hour all she been talking about is her new friends, teachers etc #Grade1 😊 being a parent can be exhausting but it's so fulfilling 🙏.
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@Ckabopha
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2 years
Someone is finally out of hospital 😃
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 months
@OratileLFC I think SA women in general bro, you can't pin it to one ethnic group lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Mzansi twitter today is so classist as if SA does not have one of the highest youth unemployment rate in the world all cause of Hyundai I30n- a R750k car is a starter? Get out of here 🤣
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@Ckabopha
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3 years
I remember my prayer when I left my mining job to go to varsity, 'God give me a career & not a job'. 10 years of working in banking this year & I can fully confirm my prayer was answered, what's gonna happen on this anniversary year is BOASTING of how great God is. Watch 🤞🏾🙌🏽😄
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
5 months
@___betch Liverpool fan, he is definitely walking alone lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
Estate number? You welcome to dm if it's private, I am coming🙏🏽
@eto_kay
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4 years
📍Kikuyu Estate, Waterfall, Midrand.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
This week I started a journey I have been ignoring for sometime. Just putting this here to remember when I graduate next year this time and get another belt 😁
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 months
@MelaMadffire The day you decide to reform in life, you gonna regret this digital footprint you leaving behind lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
Except there are no tracks 🚂 Mbalula destroyed them 😅
@IanCameron23
Ian Cameron
1 year
When Mbalula launches an attack on you, you know you are on the right track ;-) .
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@Ckabopha
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6 months
@Sinawo_Thambo Wait, but Eugene is supporting this move and not pulling it down? This is so confusing😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
The US dollar is a world reserve currency. It's used all over the world such that social events in the US contribute very little on its stability/instability. This chapter below should be mandatory before speaking of currencies 🤔
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@MapsMaponyane @sindivanzyl At least I can forgive this learner 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 months
It's my birthday today....let me go out and have fun 😃 🍾 🥂
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
7 months
@naenextdoor12 Not sure which is more wild between what he did and you realizing such small details 😅
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
One day I will have lunch in Nairobi (or jhb 😊) with the best economist in Africa 👇🏽. For now, one can only wish South Africa had such an economist voice like this man in Kenya 🙏🏽
@DavidNdii
David Ndii
4 years
Injustice cannot be swept under the rug forever. Victors justice can never be the basis for peace. Land is the original “cruel marriage“ sin, started by colonialists, compounded by Jomo Kenyatta. Kenya will not know peace until historical land injustices are confronted, resolved.
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
11 months
@andi_semhle Seems every guy who "hates" you, hates because you didn't respond to them before 😭🤣
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
Today was such a victorious day for me, what was suspected to be at least two cancers in my body, turned out to be nothing. We praise the might God! No weapon formed against us will ever prosper, ever! 🙏🏽😄
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
Peter Drury on Messi...poetic 😍🤌🏽 "They give thanks that he's one of them, how often have they set that trail of thanks, how often have we seen those brightened wide eyes, how often have we seen the faces of opponents that dismay that he should come and scarve...."
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
Looking at their careers, it makes sense why they probably wanted to relax and not party up or do physically exhausting activities. Niyaphapha on this app.
@LesDramatic
i.am.Les
3 years
Maldives ya bora. Khuli and Lamiz already look bored. Now imagine ole daar 7 days. Nka hlokofala 😂😂😂🤞🏽
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
2 years
@Nampree Even if she was 20...the power dynamics between them in that environment of a teacher and pupil dynamic are too much
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
4 years
@Kefinest @Sicelo_11 @Trixx_Ray True but does it work for the kids? The psychological scars of their mom having moved on in life with "new kids" while they live a different life? It's absurd sorry to say that lol
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
1 year
@LesMph Twitter lawyers are a no no no!
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@Ckabopha
Malambule
3 years
God blessed me with this twin of mine 2 years ago, I am thankful & grateful to be a father to baby Enhle, as we celebrate today 🙏🏽🎉🎂 😃
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@Ckabopha
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3 years
@MbalulaFikile I wish it was trains that were back. The poor commuters are paying 3 times the amount in trains. Act your age and position in government!
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