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Zinja Zim’luma Zim’geja Isende… Mapheshwa ngesicubu sesinqa sezimqedile izinja Zasema Jalidini ../ Dolce far Niente… It means : The sweetness of doing Nothing🙏
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Dash Makhathini wengeke alunge la ne Mali ye Dream Team ne booking eyodwa per year
Ayanda Thabethe shows off her Maybach push present worth over R5Million bought by her baby daddy Peter Matsimbe for their second born son.
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5 years ago.. I bought this car & my Last payment for it just went off🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀..
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Sarah Langa has an MBA & 2 other degrees but you calling her Dom with your unfinished N2 from Iwisa College💔... Ninesbindi too much ku Twitter.
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I Just know you will have a Peaceful Marriage looking at that Tar Road & Her Fencing... Gate probably remote controlled too... Smart move My G congratulations
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I once got dumped on the 31st and my whole family had to stop me from pointing the 100- shooter at myself!!!
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Selizobhebha very soon leli Phara.
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Just Lost My Mother.. I’m so numb right now.. & I Gotta drive at least 320 km to get home ... Ey kuphelile ngami💔
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Yazi khona outhy I met eButchery in Feb. He has a B.ed Degree I asked for his C.V.. Long story short today I received his Appointment letter he is on his way to pick it up, Uvele wakhala when I called him earlier🙏.. Siza mekwenzeka awulahli.
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You don’t joke with Relegation Zone Huns, they Will Change your joke to an attention seeking Festival..
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I saw le reel yama 2k ngavele ngabaseleka.. Sibhenywa intwana ezincane nge fun😭
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So proud of this young Genius ❤️🥺💚… Got NSFAS and she is going to do
LAW in UKZN.. “Ngyabonga Mashimane ngokungenza umuntu nami”.
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Yaze Yayinhle iTombstone ka Mawami🥺❤️… I’ve never been this proud of myself Yuhh..
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Umuntu umtshele ukuthi sek'vele isifo ekhaya and you have to go home, ubone ngeTweet ethi "My dick appointment cancelled on me". Iphi inhlonipho lapho?
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The only way to rehabilitate Criminals is Shoot them ekhanda…. Jails are run through tax payers Money… Nobody should pay tax that will go feed someone who raped a 9 year old while forcing their mother to watch…
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Lol! I hate dating Huns who’ve never received princess treatment… Umuntu akubonge just for paying I-Date nje😂
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Dj Zinhle uvele aswenkise okwe first year student yase UKZN nje esandokuthola iBursary..
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Kuthiwa Mali ka Nsfas ingene sametime after le Strike 😂… EFF members Ave ekheyosa ema vava😂
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This would have ate if bayi dropper during the current iPhone era😭🔥.. Forever legendary
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Apparently lo mjita imama libambe lingerie emotweni😂💔.. Manje naye ayazi 😂
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If you dating an abusive Boyfriend/Husband physically & aka bopheki... kuna Majita Awu 5 e-17 la Emlazi u-R500 mawufuna afundiswe ama manners nge Mvubu.. R1000 Mawufuna avuke ICU.. I’m serious!. RT to save a life.
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I already have a Kid, I I were to marry someone who also has a Kid.. My biggest plea would be to not bring our outside kids to our marriage if we want to save it & mantain peace.. Only kids we conceived together will stay with us.. I’ve seen how the story always ends.
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Another masterpiece 😂🙏
mina bafethu angcabangi ukuthi olova base thekwini basile ekhanda 😭😭😂
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Hawu lo mfana uluhlaza serious.. Benza lento eniyenzayo ku twitter mase nazana nqunu senithukana 😂
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Uyambona umuntu ozobanjelwa iFraud in the next 2 years ..
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Bought her winter clothes she forced me to wear some on them on the spot😂.. I love my daughter hey❤️
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I said Iwisa College something that does not exist because I did not want to sound Classist... Those who are still angry at this tweet have uncontrolled Anger Issues from birth .. I can't help it💔.
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Felix wichaza kahle lento yokushada bese nihlala eflethini ne Mama 😂😂..
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Anoke ni interview’e Khaya Mthethwa & Ask him why efeba.. 🧐
ICYMI: Drum gets up close and personal with content creator Ntando on love, life as an LLB graduate and her aspirations.
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Awukho umsebenzi oyihlazo musahlanganisa impilo..
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Lamiez & Khuli are just enjoying themselves without giving a damn thing what is happening outside if their happiness but yall still pressed? Starting to believe your childhoods were really messy hey.. 💔
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Angifuni nje ukudlala nalezingane ezincane engingazijwayele la ku TL.. Uzwe Kusho I-3rd year ku baba oshadile “If your brain was given to a bird, it would fly backwards.”💔
Twitter is tricky ingane ena 21 can call you dumb😭 Lapho wi HOD emsebenzin 🤣
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Ukube une Moto Ngabe akathathwa kancane kanje 💔
How many times did you watch this
Me:Yes
This is too cute bathong 🤣🤣🤣
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Mdanso yinto yase Dubane ayi lento yase Goli ngathi ushawa yi forum.
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I have 2 projects that will run concurrently from February, should be yielding serious returns by August(ngya bonuses futhi)… Ngicela Ungamithi and be patient ungilinde🙏
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He actually has a point.. Kunzima ukuba uMZulu 😂
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Black Excellence..🔥
Congratulate me please..😊😊 it’s been 6 years of medschool ✅
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Le Shandisi ihlekisa ngisho iwuvalile Umlomo wayo 😂😂😂…
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The sad reality of EThekwini municipality right now 💔… Greed, corruption and selfishness.. Kyayiwa ezulwini kodwa.
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Guys if sekwenzekile wathola umsebenzi ubowuhlonipha. Kuyabheda la ngaphandle.
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Syasaba ukusho bafo.. Uzowavala
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Phume intimidates a whole lot la... Yall rather rudely say things that are demeaning to her rather than being subjective when "schooling her"...
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Thank you to News24 & The Journalism World For recognition of my Late Mother🕊😔😞.. In despair but having so much people saying izinto ezinhle ngaye means so Much ❤️.. Lala Mashimane, Lala Zukuzela.🙏
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Angikaze ngihleke kanje when I saw this 🤣🤣🤣..
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Umuntu uzoya kothwala serious melingwa kanje😭..
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UMawakho wake Wambona ene Male Bestie ? Musa Ukusangana Ke.
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This line is problably one that made me fall in love with Rio DA YUNG OG’s Music😭… Nigga has the most corniest punchlines 🤣
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My 2nd accommodation rentals are half way through 🥹❤️.. Hard work paying off indeed ..
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Awuqale Ugeze insila le ekulo Mqala wakho engathi iTyre la Gandaganda... Personally I would never Marry You, You don't have the range...
Some of us will just have to marry the Sicelos & Mohales & Thembas of this world. Not me phela but some of us.
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If you're unemployed and you're always asking people for jobs, avoid posting alcohol and groove on your social media. You can't be "broke" and then be seen spending money on alcohol. I'm not saying don't drink.
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Ngingajabula ukufica uShimora uNgizwe, Stylist no Chairman bene ngxoxo eSerious in the same room.. 😂
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Usuvele wangena olwandle wabajaha nge Zandla oFish😂..
I did house wiring for this other guy , quoted him including material in Nov 2022 and he only paid me today after 5 months 🤦🏽♂️
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iSdina Sokuqonywa uMuntu Ona 35-40 Selokhu Ethi "Manje Bayothini Nje Kini Mhla Bengibona" Aibo Uyobe Uyaphi Lapho manje 🤣.
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Liking Cyan’s Content as I-Senior must be a character flaw…
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Kukhona imfundo yase khaya ne Mfundo yase skoleni… Mawugejwe eyase khaya waphumelela kwayase Skoleni uyohlezi uzibona ungcono kakhulu kunabanye abantu..
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Lol! I have a colleague who always makes these condescending remarks on WA when I post my Hard Work on some “Akusiza Amafa”..Took it as a joke at first, namhlanje ung’thole ngicasukile Ngavele ngathi “Yes iwona phela owami uMzali akang’shiyanga nezi kweletu zo Mashonisa kuphela”.
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Most have kids with married corporate Dons but yena ashadile… ingane yondliwa nge nkantolo but She is in Vryheid no Gogo..
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And y’all not doing anything about it.. Ingakho Sibuye sizifundise ne Nhlamba Nxa
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Lo Mjita akasiyfuni yonke le Family… Umqondo wakhe is already signed out ufuna I-Family entsha no Mam’ncane or Sidechick.. That tone would never be used kubantu obathandayo.
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Galxboy Screams “Uthanda Izinto” kodwa awuzi afford…
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Irony ye Golo.. Ubhontshisi wakho omnyama lowo
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Cherry ivele iku Cheat’ele witshela kahle ukuthi akusekho muntu ekhaya usele No Gogo naye akasa khulumi 😭💔..
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One thing I want is to blow Smoke no Mthoko.. Life is So short.. That was my bro from heart off twitter .. We fell out and it’s normal but we are grown ups ..I’ve said so much shit I shouldn’t have said and visa versa ..We share so many mutual beings..Ningixolisele ku bra wami.
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Yoh… Awu ngeke. Iyabhebhisa lento?
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Obaba benu abangani bethu emsebenzini… Sixoxa ngey’febe nabo.
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Happy 45th birthday to my Mother🙏.. hope your present made you happy.❤️
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Females : Communication is key.
Males. : What’s Wrong?
Females : Lutho, Goodnight.
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With all the Trials and tribulations of this Year (which most were good)… 2023 ungiphathe kahle 🙏🙏🙏… Waze wa mnandi u-December wami..🥹❤️
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@noxolo_penelope
@OlwethumsomiM
What are your Majors Sis? Dm me your C.V ngikufakele ku kuma Circuit ahlukene...
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Eggs akhona... R40 per tray... I'm around Umlazi this weekend.. DM will do.
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Umuntu akazitholele intombi efana njengawe Lovejoy Yazi ezithandela ukuhlala emahlathini and talk with trees… Angeke usithole iskhathi se cheating uhleli ugibela amatshe.
Today is officially Day 1 of training for Kilimanjaro. Hiking was my 2022 resolution. I’ve grown so much in the past 2 years. It has forced me to eat better, drink less and be more grounded. I can’t wait to quote this with a snap of me on top of Kili. 🥹♥️🥾
It is so fulfilling.
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I think I-Valentines yi birth day Ye mama.. She won!
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Laph usanda kdesha, License ina 3 months ungayiboni ne Disc expired 2 months back 😂..
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Lacoste snapped here 🔥🔥🔥
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This man had the best prank calls ever 😂…Kini Shandu had no chance la😂
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Lento yokubukela phansi ama TVET/FET College bese sishayela ihlombe abantu abafunde ko UCT and WITS inobudomu phakathi. Bayayibulala imali abantu abafunde eFET College abafaka ama Tiles, Ceiling Board, Plumbing, Built-in-Cupboards, Electrical work kanjalo kanjalo...
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Ingakho singa Sebenzi.. H.R Team ama Cv ethu imane iwafake ku Bin💔
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Ayivalwe lento ka Airbnb in dbn manje😂.. sebelaliswa kuma res ase Mangosuthu abantu.
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Kanti iziwasho zenu zokudlisa amadoda bo sisi base Thekwini zibuye zixovwe abafana baKwa Makhutha be ndawo😂
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Y’all are actually not being Kind to Sbahle Mpisane.. Until she Takes her Life 💔
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Leli Tayma liyawuphatha uCheese omude nama shisa🔥..
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"I'm A Mother and A Father To My Child"
Lapho Samtshela ukuthi Lomuntu Unomfazi... Wathi "Amandla eGqe Awalingani".
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Next Thing : “RIP, Wayesho kodwa, Guys be Kind.”
Ntwana ukhule ekhaya elifudumele.. Shaya I-Therapy ayisilona ihlazo..
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Talking stage ayiqale kwi weekend away eMidlands... Ingaze ijwayelane kabi!...
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