Andiswa🤍
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Fuck Uganda
Fuck Starbucks
Fuck Justin Bieber
Fuck Beyoncé
Fuck Taylor Swift
Fuck Kim Kardashian
Fuck Kylie Jenner
Fuck McDonald’s
Fuck Joe Biden
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My mom looked at my tummy asked if I was pregnant, I said “no mom I’m literally on my period” and she responded by saying “you were supposed to say ‘no mom I don’t have sex’”
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This person is setting me up to get dragged, people are saying the meanest things about my appearance in the comments. I’m so tired of this, idk how many times I need to ask this person to quit impersonating me.
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My body is beautiful the way it is 🙏🏽
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I think I’ve tweeted about this one before but😭 got to the restaurant and he wouldn’t let me order food bc he wanted to make sure that “I was there for the right reasons”
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outta sight outta mind
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Yoh guys please pray for me , I’m asthmatic and I just tested pos for Covid 😭💔
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Guys please do yourselves a favour and start taking magnesium supplements, especially if you struggle with insomnia or low energy levels. It’s such a game changer
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😂🤍
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A car is a necessity in a relationship, whoever it belongs to.
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I went to the same high school as the guy on the far left 😭 he once beat up a squad of coloured gents one man
Best performing learners with six subject distinctions each
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I desperately need a new start. New location, new love, new friends, new job 🤍🕯
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You never stood a chance
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Uhm ladies...even if he says “ I’ll handle everything” please always have emergency money anyway . Last thing you wanna do is leave your safety in the hands of a man.
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Do men actually think penetration can permanently stretch the size of a vagina? Like they fully believe the theory of women being “ loose” down there ?? I’m concerned.
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The video of the lady hitting the taxi driver IS NOT gbv, it’s assault. If he’d hit her back that too wouldn’t be gbv , it would be assault. Please learn the difference. You guys throw “GBV” around too loosely.
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I would hide my face too
She asked me out, got me a bouquet of roses, paid the bill just to ask me to be hers. Real good girls are still out there. Let's take good care of them. 🖤
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The scariest thing about relationships is that the other person could wake up one day and just decide that they don’t wanna be with you anymore despite the countless conversations you’ve both had about being together “forever” ,and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Its actually scary how well I’ve mastered detachment .Like oh you did me dirty ? k bye
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I’m part of the Beyhive, I love Beyoncé with everything in me, but if she doesn’t get her agency to pull her movie from Israel then we’re boycotting her too. She’s not above genocide.
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My man works so hard I pray that God helps him achieve all his goals and heart’s desires. He deserves it so much
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But is she picking you?
I speak for all men when I say we will pick the thick one over the slim.
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And they’re absolutely right. You should be dedicating your 20s to your goals and self-discovery.
“Your 20s are for you, dont commit to these men. Have fun and explore all sizes” 😭😭😭
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You guys have such supportive boyfriends it’s so cute to see.
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Please 💀 you can’t be mad at this tweet if your fro is see-through
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My boyfriend does this thing where he refuses to tell me where we’re going for our weekly date nights ☺️ he surprises me with a new and different restaurant every other week 😭❤️
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Last night this one guy tried hitting on me and I told him I was lesbian and he said “yeah same though” . Drake will pay for this 😭💔
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I remember going on a date, the guy told me I can't order food cause " it's our first time meeting and there should be boundaries" 😭
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You remind me of those kids in high school who’d always say “guys let’s just walk” during athletics events and immediately start sprinting when the pistol went off 😭
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Shein is having a really good “Black Friday” sale. Don’t forget to clear her/his/their cart 🤍
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I just keep getting prettier
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Going after a minor who’s deemed promiscuous and problematic with no support system at home allows him to hide behind that image of her when it’s time to call him out on his actions, people will usually place the blame on her bc “ o rata dilo”
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When you guys are spooning and he puts his arm around your tummy , now you have to shapa breathe in for 2 hours 😭💔
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Those boys are going to jail lol. Whether they say she verbally consented or not she’s under the age of consent by law, and they’re 17&18.
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My Nigerian sisters are in the deepest depths of hell, imagine your dating pool consisting of Nigerian men only
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I’m starting to believe that men can’t think of ways to be “funny” without cosplaying women...
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The same people who were fighting ukuthi Paballo is “of consenting age” are now saying ukuthi those boys are underage. You’ve got to love South Africa
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The comments lol. Meanwhile they can’t even get their bfs to get them iChomp
A promise ring from my man 🥰😍
Samthandi 🫶🏾
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They’re setting me up to get cyberbullied, I can’t stop crying
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Life is hard enough , I’m not tryna date someone who’s gonna make it harder when I could just be alone .
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Him and Siyabonga Thwala could literally be twin brothers 😭
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Genuine ask, why have you guys gotten so comfortable talking about women like this?
Yup.
Look at the TL, it’s riddled with washed up baddies and you think your day wont come…?
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Spent this weekend in deep cuddles, getting my back blown, eating good food, listening to good music, falling in love ❤️
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Would you like for me to expose how desperate you look in my DMs too or o shap?
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“Find a full story” to a video of you kissing a 15 year old on camera alright👍🏼
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This whole Jollofina thing kills me cause they just be assigning it to any woman out of their league 😭
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O sure ka taba ya hao ?
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I always thought a baddie is someone who’s gorgeous and has mad sex appeal idk...
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From the bottom of my heart, I genuinely and wholeheartedly hate South African men
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