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La Clippers owner Steve Ballmer fired up about one of the Intuit Dome’s signature features: “Toilets! 1,160 toilets and urinals! Three times the NBA average! … We do not want people waiting around. We want them back to their d—- seats.”
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You know, in terms of toilet paper, saying you're as soft as Charmin is a good thing. In basketball? Not so much. #tweetfromtheseat.
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Busted! We knew @trevormoran liked to squeeze the Charmin! #queen #creativerebel #tweetfromtheseat
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@robdelaney Um, Charmin Bears are animated. We do not advise offering real bears toilet paper. Leave the wild animal wrangling to @OldSpice.
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While they're out guarding the galaxy, we'll take care of Uranus. #astronomy #tweetfromtheseat
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@TrevorMoran how did we miss this tweet? PS: everyone does, including us! #tweetfromtheseat.
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Win a trip to Florida for you AND a year of #CharminRelief for your bottom! #sweepstakes
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If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we'll give her a year's supply of TP to help with her "runs" 💩 #EnjoyTheGo.
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It’s #NationalHugABearDay! . Tell us why you love Charmin, and we’ll hug it out in the comments. 🤗.
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Let It Poop. (Actually, you really should Let It Go. It's not healthy to hold it in.) #replacesongtitlewithpoop #tweetfromtheseat.
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Wow. We have a feeling there are lots of college football fans about to sheet their pants right about now. .
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The softer way to get clean while using less vs. the leading bargain brand.
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…It flushes! Send us a clean #PottyHumor joke in honor of #NationalTPday and we'll donate $1 to a kids charity! http://t.co/uPnZWy8FRZ.
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Seattle has been in that end zone so much tonight, you'd think we paid them. #tweetfromtheseat #blowout.
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Introducing NFT(P) by Charmin.🎨. Sometimes a better bathroom experience goes beyond the seat, that’s why were rolling out the first-ever NFT art by a toilet paper brand!. Bid on the digital art using the link below. All proceeds donated to @directrelief!.
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@gkittle46 knows how we feel about Tight Ends and was nice enough to return the love at @te_university! We’ll be cheering on all your #UltraStrong blocks throughout the season!. That’s how we roll! 🧻. #CharminLovesTightEnds
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.@TimeNewsfeed calls us the sassiest brand on Twitter. We prefer cheekiest. #tweetfromtheseat
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We’ve officially rolled into @onemusicfest with a VIPEE bathroom experience. Enjoy the music AND the go! 💩 #OMF2023.
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Annual Fall PSA: we do not make pumpkin spice toilet paper. Even Charmin isn’t THAT basic.
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There are some people so crappy even we won't go near them. #RoastJoffrey #tweetfromthethrone.
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Don’t you wish the final days of summer could last as long as Charmin Mega Roll? http://t.co/tZqYxGqKKj.
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@VeryLonelyLuke go or go not there is no help for lack of Charmin #Shouldhavebroughtmegaroll.
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Confirmed: All Tight Ends look good in red and blue.❤️💙 ..🖐 days until #NationalTightEndsDay! ..@gkittle46 | @TheeHOCK8 | @te_university
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When it comes to clean, consider every wipe with Charmin Ultra Strong a slam dunk #tweetfromtheseat #basketball
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Wipe away those left-handed bathroom struggles with new Charmin Lefty. #LefthandersDay #TheStruggleIsReal
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The guys @HowToBeADad shoulder the load and go like ninjas. Roll models to us all. #FathersDay
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Enter the #CharminRelief #sweepstakes for your chance to win a vacation and a one year supply of Charmin! http://t.co/IGvj0YAwRY.
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@OMGitsfirefoxx @harveysaysrawr and you get some Charmin, and you get some Charmin!! #tweetfromtheseat.
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Join our major clean league! Our Ultra Strong player is a game changer. #tweetfromtheseat
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Well hello there @jvn 👋 We think you're the 💩 too! Today we’re celebrating Johns with a chance to score FREE TP! Reply & tag @Charmin with #JohnsWantCharmin + #sweepstakes to get your #1 TP! Ends 6/5/19. While supplies last. See offer terms for details.
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Our Ultra Soft Mega Roll runs longer, so you can run out less! How many go's can you get per roll? http://t.co/Dl4qAxT3E1.
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We stand behind these guys. Seriously….@gkittle46 @gregolsen88 @tkelce. @te_university | #CharminLovesTightEnds
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Because we all know you danced to these. Let's relive your childhood, shall we? #throwbackthurdsay #tbt
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.@blakegriffin23, @paulpierce34, @JalenRose & @boogiecousins the more the merrier! We have plenty of #softlikeCharmin awards to go around! Congrats on being almost as soft as us.
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Does this mean double the rolls? If so, we’ve got something for the king and queen of the throne. It’s kind of a forever thing. 💙 @Meghan_Trainor.
Meghan Trainor Reveals She and Daryl Sabara Have Two Toilets Next to Each Other in Their Bathroom
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If we’re going to have a starring roll on #CrazyOnes, we’re expecting Charmin in our trailer. #AlsoBringALatte
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We’re taking over the restrooms at @rockthebells this Saturday AND giving away free tickets to the festival! . Enter to win here:
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We can’t contain ourselves any longer! Introducing the newest member of the Charmin line up… #TweetfromtheSeat.
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We’re rolling to @cincymusicfest this week with a VIPee lounge/bathroom so you can enjoy the music AND the go 💩 #CMF2023
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@BasicallyIDoWrk That's a. strong start but we're still a little chicken. Let's get specific. Can you make this live action?
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An interstellar clean, for when you've gotta go. warp-speed. #tweetfromtheseat
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Summer’s finally here! Time to drop the kids off at the pool. #firstdayofsummer
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@OrdioMongo Does #MongoNation werry about running out of TP during @FrancesaCon? Is that something that werries you?.
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Bathrumor has it Freshmates soothe sweltering summer valleys. Please confirm. http://t.co/9WHwHlr2KR.
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Who wouldn't want the chance to win a Florida vacation? Enter the #CharminRelief #sweeps now! http://t.co/zOBTIfuLWh
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Apparently, twitter is having an epic battle with directioners, beliebers and sandwiches. All we want to do is #tweetfromtheseat.
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Enjoy the go for less dough with new Charmin PottyPerks! http://t.co/X8b282C6si
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@vincestaples We assume you're referring to Charmin, because we are that good 💩 with hella plys. We've always believed the true measure of a person's success is determined by what's in their bathroom. 🧻👏.
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