Carrie
@CarrieC1981
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Into all things dementia and brain health. Mum to a 6yo comedian. Pilates convert. Tofu-eating wokerati.
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Joined February 2009
If they murder Matt, him opening the letter expecting to be recruited will be SO FUNNY #TheTraitors
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist. Kidnap the foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it.
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Another reality TV series #TraitorsUK where black contestants are voted off first! The racism is glaringly obvious and it's astounding ppl keep gaslighting us that its just a damn coincidence! The data would suggest otherwise! -a reoccurring theme - 2 out of 3 people on the
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Don’t think I’ve ever been this impressed by a politician in my lifetime.
“This is extreme, this is inhumane, and it is a government of cowards.” Green Party leader, Zack Polanski, responds to the government's changes to Britain's asylum system. #Newsnight
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Keir Starmer in opposition: Frank Underwood Keir Starmer in government: Frank Spencer
Starmer’s allies briefed against a leadership plot to try to smoke it out - but that briefing exploded the question of his leadership. So instead of smoking out a plot, Starmer actually set fire to himself - so in effect he has moved against himself to take himself out as leader
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BREAKING: Keir Starmer has just removed the whip from Zohran Mamdani
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Pretty sweet deal to lose your silly titles rather than, you know, face justice.
BREAKING - The King has taken further action on Prince Andrew and moved to formally strip all his titles. The former Duke of York will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and will leave Royal Lodge. “These censures are deemed necessary.” Full statement here 👇🏼
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Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 32% (=) GRN: 17% (+2) CON: 16% (-1) LAB: 16% (=) LDM: 12% (=) SNP: 2% (=) Via @FindoutnowUK, 29 Oct. Changes w/ 22 Oct.
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The three Traitors could turn up to the next Round Table in their cloaks and still not get voted out. #CelebrityTraitors
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Zack Polanski gives me hope for this country. Its time for a gay vegan prime minister
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The Traitors when they run out of Faithfuls to murder and banish:
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🚨 NEW: Green Party membership has doubled since Zack Polanski became leader The party now has over 140,000 members
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Something extraordinary is happening. +6000 new members in ONE SINGLE day. @TheGreenParty just hit 130,000 members and rising!!! https://t.co/0qbagSvIYp
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It’s handy that some sex offenders can just give up a title instead of facing prosecution. @RoyalFamily
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Greens are actually **ahead** of Labour for the first time Detailed results have GRN 15.31% LAB 15.23%
Westminster Voting Intention: RFM: 32% (=) CON: 17% (=) LAB: 15% (-2) GRN: 15% (=) LDM: 12% (=) SNP: 3% (=) Via @FindoutnowUK, 15 Oct. Changes w/ 8 Oct.
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🚨 NEW: The Green Party has now reached over 100,000 members - a 55% increase since Zack Polanski became leader
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Great that Israel has agreed to allow in the aid it wasn't blocking.
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Am wondering if all of those suddenly deciding they’re against communities living “parallel lives” might reconsider their support of religious schools? Or indeed private ones?
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