I’m on Bluesky too:

RT @HylandIan: My @YahooEntsUK piece on the worst Strictly Come Dancing line-up in history, in which I exclusively reveal where each contes….

RT @YahooEntsUK: Strictly’s 2025 celebs ranked — who’ll sparkle and who’s doomed?

My @YahooEntsUK piece on the worst Strictly Come Dancing line-up in history, in which I exclusively reveal where each contestant will finish this year. Bosh. via @@yahooNewsUK.

I love the fact that he's pulling the face of a person who's just been told Strictly has booked Ross King this year.

"King?! I said Kemp." . "Oh. Oops. Must have been a bad line. Anyway, it's too late now - we've signed the contract.". "Ah well. Post the announcement. It'll be fine.".

Anyway, I just hope that for his samba on Strictly Tom Skinner goes for bosha nova.

The outraged responses to my fairly mild and good-natured quip about Tom’s oft-repeated work motto are a bit weird, even for this place. Feels almost coordinated.

Gritty Bafta.

Blimey, there's more chopping being done in the editing suite than there is in the kitchen on MasterChef these days.

Doesn’t he work 29 hours a day doing a hard day’s work for a hard day’s pay? .How’s he going to fit Strictly in?.

Oh.

Has the BBC stopped releasing the names of this year’s Strictly contestants? .We’ve only had 9 so far.

Can't believe it's almost Jeremy Clarkson's A-Level Tweet Day already.

I know it's a random and fair process, but I've got a funny feeling Wrexham will draw Man Utd in the Carabao Cup tonight.

Really looking forward to reading the apologies from all those people who gleefully gloated in public when it was (incorrectly) reported last month that Harry and Meghan had been dropped by Netflix. Any minute now, I expect.

RT @HylandIan: My @YahooEntsUK review of the new series of #CelebritySAS. #SASWhoDaresWins .I wish Rebecca Loos would occasionally remind u….

Very much enjoyed the second series of #MrBigStuff on Sky Max. Loads of big laughs, but nothing pleased me more than their bit on Supernanny's pronounciation of unacceptable.

RT @HylandIan: My review of the new series of #CelebritySAS #SASWhoDaresWins.

My review of the new series of #CelebritySAS #SASWhoDaresWins.

My @YahooEntsUK review of the new series of #CelebritySAS. #SASWhoDaresWins .I wish Rebecca Loos would occasionally remind us which famous footballer she had dealings with: via @@yahooNewsUK.