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I'm a spiritual homosexual who can be easily won over with an iced latte and a nice cake. All views my own.

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bones out of drag is just ๐Ÿ˜š๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿ’• #DragRaceUK
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@Football__Tweet
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Happy birthday to Sรฉamus Coleman, who turns 37 today. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช He's easily one of the best transfers of all-time in the Premier League joining Everton for just ยฃ60,000 from Sligo Rovers in 2009. Currently the longest-serving player at a Premier League club and and he's gone on to
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@adrianasmojito
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Not Eddie and Wendy plotting the insurance fraud over email. Did they learn nothing from Dorinda?
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@traceyfanclub
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it should be noted that itโ€™s a thriller about AI and not an AI-created movie + joseph gordon-levitt has been an extremely outspoken activist about the ethics of AI, artist rights, safety and regulation nefariously written headline imo!!
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EXCLUSIVE: That hot Joesph Gordon-Levitt directed AI movie package we told you about back in December, well, we just learned itโ€™s going to Netflix. And thatโ€™s not all: 'Spotlight' Supporting Actress Oscar nominee and Tony nominee Rachel McAdams is attached to star. All the
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@attDullahan
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I'm enjoying seeing the British Right-wing developing political psychosis over Zack Polanski
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@England
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The first goalkeeper in #ThreeLions history to keep 8๏ธโƒฃ consecutive clean sheets: @JPickford1 ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿฆ
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Catching up on #BBUK. Glad Cameron went, he speaks like a football pundit. Fucking annoying. Why are you arsed that someone has other friends? Not sure of this new twist either.
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Me if I were the Liz Truss lettuce on Snatch Game.
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Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
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@ElliXiaQ
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I didnโ€™t realise Paloma Faithful was her full name #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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@KyriZindilis
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Tom Daley giving Kate Garraway gay side eye has killed me. #CelebrityTraitors
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When your exโ€™s new partner has their Insta on private #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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When he thinks Iโ€™m over it but Iโ€™m waiting til we get home to kick off #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Me trying to work out if my date is rich #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Me to the bag of spinach in my fridge I bought a week ago but one leaf hasnโ€™t wilted yet #CelebrityTraitors
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Me visiting my grandparents #CelebrityTraitors
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My friends why I come back from the loo after 10 sambucas #CelebrityTraitors
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Alan Carr continuing to play it cool #CelebrityTraitors
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When youโ€™ve ruined โ€œThe Winner Takes It Allโ€ on Karaoke #CelebrityTraitors
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When my hamster was just hibernating but I already buried him #CelebrityTraitors
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Say the line Bart!
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