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I'm a spiritual homosexual who can be easily won over with an iced latte and a nice cake. All views my own.

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Finally watched #WickedForGood. Loved it. So good. So emotional, beautifully acted, every part was gorgeous.
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@filthtofilth
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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in
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Heated Rivalry is hot but itโ€™s also terrible and hard to watch. Will I continue watching regardless? Yes.
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Have I Got News For You was really funny this week (minus the host). Bella Hull was brilliant, I hope the BBC continue to provide platforms for fresh faces.
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Fucking atrocious #EVENEW
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Pickford shouldโ€™ve had that. Iroegbunam fucked up massively too. What a mess. Get it together!! #EVENEW #COYB
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Well that didnโ€™t take long ffs Everton #EVENEW
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@ma3l_13
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sorry i like chubby men
@oelma__
Elma
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Do men..?
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@trixiemattel
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Um, I have a fucking nameโ€ฆ like???
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@PopCrave
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Adolescence lasts until our early thirties when our brain โ€œpeaksโ€, a new study has revealed. Researchers at the University of Cambridge have shown that the brain goes through five distinct phases in life, with key turning points at the ages 9, 32, 66 and 83. The brain is said
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I swear this Government has a humiliation kink, remarkable.
@lewis_goodall
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Keir Starmer: "The Chancellor will set out the Budget in just a few minutes time." In fact, the OBR did it just a few minutes ago.
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@Everton
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We kept receipts. ๐Ÿคซ ๐Ÿ”ต
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What is going on with the Labour Government?! This is insane. Literally, a jury of our peers is a pillar of democracy. Let alone the inequality this will cause. Insane.
@PippaCrerar
Pippa Crerar
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๐Ÿ’ฅJury trials for all except the most serious crimes such as rape, murder and manslaughter are set to be scrapped under radical proposals drawn up by justice sec David Lammy. Proposals drew a swift backlash from senior lawyers, who said that they would not reduce court backlogs
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@george_w18
George
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Literally every gov announcement ever is just this
@RachelReevesMP
Rachel Reeves
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Pensioners will get more money next year thanks to our commitment to the triple lock. We're supporting pensioners to give them the security in retirement they deserve. Labour is cutting the cost of living.
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@Everton
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FT. YESSSS!!! What a performance! UTFT!!!!! ๐Ÿ’™ [0-1] #MUNEVE
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@TheEvertonEnd
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I donโ€™t think a team has been on the receiving end of more worse decisions this season than us. A red card for two of your own teammates having a bicker?๐Ÿคฃ thatโ€™s one new one that. Love the Prem refs, like a weekly soap.
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Beautiful ๐Ÿ’™
@Everton
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WHAT A GOAL!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ [0-1] #MUNEVE
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The gameโ€™s gone, absolute disbelief. A red for that? #COYB #MUNEVE
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