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Gone Waddell
5 years
Forcing my wife to drink a Baja Blast with every meal so that my unborn child becomes insanely powerful.
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@allyzay @Mobute "Boss, this fuckin baby won't pay up."
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Here's Nik Ehlers trying to protect Jake Evans from the chaos around him.
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If you're wondering why a Canadian team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in nearly three decades, one just hired Pierre McGuire for their front office and another is trading for the shambling corpse of Duncan Keith.
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Me every 5 minutes watching #RingsOfPower
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Fun Stat: The Calgary Flames have drafted 29 players since 2017. Those players have thus far combined for a total of 26 NHL games played. 24 of those were Jakob Pelletier.
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When the NHLPA first published players salaries, Gordie Howe discovered that the Red Wings had been screwing him for years. Not only was he not the highest paid player in the NHL, like the owners told him he was, he wasn't even the highest paid guy on his own team.
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@JeffVeillette The NHLPA should be actively feeding sites like CapFriendly. It benefits the union for these contracts to be fully transparent.
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@SlowEstus People forget that the combo of reduced HP and world tendency in Demon's Souls is the most harsh and devious thing ever devised.
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11 months
The Carolina Hurricanes have Sebastian Aho, Andrei Svechnikov and Jesperi Kotkaniemi locked up through 2030 for a combined $22.3 million.
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Next year the NHL will be able to host 16 games on the same night for the first time in history. 8 of these games will start at 7pm EST and 8 will start at 10pm EST.
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"What if we simply replaced Paul Stastny, Derek Stepan and Calvin de Haan with Dmitry Orlov, Michael Bunting and Vladimir Tarasenko?"
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This is now the 9th time in 43 years that the Hurricanes/Whalers franchise has hit the 40 win mark. Rod Brind'amour has been the head coach for 4 of the 5 best seasons in franchise history. He was the captain of the 5th team.
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6 months
It's more embarrassing that we still play the anthems to start pro sports games.
@JasonGregor
Jason Gregor
6 months
It is embarrassing how many US singers don’t know the words to O’Canada. Teams should be embarrassed trotting out people who don’t respect the country enough to learn the words. What a joke. Twice in a week.
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If you were going to make up a sexual assault story for notoriety on the internet, do you really think the guy you'd pick would be Ian Cole?
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@POTUS @Avalanche They were literally the favourite to win the cup the entire year.
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Whatever happens next it's important to remember that Antti Raanta was a very good goaltender for a very long time and, by all accounts, one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
@bcupton
Blake Upton
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Antti Raanta is the best guy, ever. Two years ago, my son (who plays goalie) wrote Raanta a letter & drew him a picture…and Antti wrote him back. My son has this letter framed in his room. Just felt like telling @Canes @corylav @AGoldFan and @minter for Antti’s good karma. 🥅
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Rangers are 6-0-0 in games with Charron as a ref this year. Canes are 0-1-2
@ScoutingTheRefs
Scouting The Refs
1 month
It's a new ref pairing for @NYRangers vs. @Canes with Francis Charron ( #6 ) and Steve Kozari ( #40 ) working together for the first time this postseason. Tonight's officials: #NYRvsCAR #NYR #CauseChaos
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@BizNasty2point0
Paul Bissonnette
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Let’s close this one out Canes fans. Incredible performance by your team here in the 3rd. Bring the boys home to Raleigh. You’d never boo them like this. You deserve game 6 and another fun tailgate. Ride or dies. #causechaos
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I don't think it can be overstated how much of an upgrade Brent Burns, Shayne Gostisbehere and Jalen Chatfield are over Tony DeAngelo, Ian Cole and Brendan Smith.
@JFreshHockey
JFresh
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we gotta ask the question: was the problem in the past that carolina had too much offensive talent in the lineup??
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@fesshole No we don't.
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Andrei Svechnikov and Jesperi Kotkaniemi locked up until 2029 for a combined $12.25 million per year. Think about that.
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"Evgeny Svechnikov's Hurricanes debut" God ESPN is bad at this.
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5 years
Oh man this is the best
@AnnCoulter
Ann Coulter
5 years
This sucks. @NYIslanders
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You may remember him from such incidents as "Using the N Word in an AHL Locker Room" and "Punching and Kicking Young Players in the NHL."
@WHLHurricanes
Lethbridge Hurricanes
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Hurricanes announce new head coach, Bill Peters. Welcome back to Lethbridge, Bill! Details:
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David Tepper bought the Carolina Panthers in May 2018. They've gone 31-68 since that time and have not made the playoffs once. Tom Dundon bought the Carolina Hurricanes in January 2018. They've gone 248-120-42 in that time and have won at least one playoff round each year.
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Gone Waddell
2 months
On Jake Guentzel:
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@Real_RobRossi
Rob Rossi
2 months
An update on Sidney Crosby’s next contract and other offseason tidbits about ⁦ @penguins ⁩ in this story for ⁦ @TheAthleticNHL
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2 years
It appears that Toronto offered Ondrej Kase the same deal the Hurricanes did. He chose Carolina.
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Three NHL teams have 3 forwards in the top 30 in Scoring: Toronto: Matthews, Marner, Nylander Tampa Bay: Kucherov, Stamkos, Point Carolina: Teravainen, Svechnikov, Aho
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Gone Waddell
8 months
Jesperi Kotkaniemi has 27 points in his last 30 regular season games. He is signed for $4.8 million per year until 2030.
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1 year
If I told you when Svechnikov went down that the Canes would still makes it to the East Final, would you have believed me?
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3 months
Making both Ovechkin and Crosby sad is kinda the icing on the cake.
@Tarik_ElBashir
Tarik El-Bashir
3 months
“It’s tough. He was a big part of the team, a great friend of mine.” — Alex Ovechkin on Evgeny Kuznetsov being traded to CAR. #ALLCAPS
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5 months
The Carolina Hurricanes are 10-1-4 since that disastrous Western Canada road trip.
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6 months
Not come in at a hundred miles an hour?
@5ForBiting
Fred
6 months
There has to be a rule in the book that makes this a penalty… or an automatic goal. What is the shooter supposed to do here? #Sens
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Players acquired by Don Waddell via trade since Tom Dundon became the team owner include: Dougie Hamilton Brent Burns Max Pacioretty Jake Guentzel Vincent Trochek Nino Niederreiter Brady Skjei James Reimer Erik Haula Max Domi Sami Vatanen You know.... Nobodies.
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No Andrei Svechnikov No Max Pacioretty No Teuvo Teravainen No Quit
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If the goalies are gonna be targets in this series it may be time to switch to the one who wants all the smoke all the time.
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2 months
my god. It's beautiful.
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
2 months
What started out as a great night at Borrelli’s quickly turned into disaster after the Islanders’ collapse @FrankieBorrelli
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Absolutely incredible hockey game. I've never hated the New York Rangers more in my life.
@RyanHenkel_
Ryan Henkel
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How we doing everyone?
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Obviously Jesperi Kotkaniemi has always dreamed of playing for the storied Hurricanes in a true hockey market like Raleigh, rather than for a small time franchise like the Canadiens.
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Hearing an 8 year extension for Sebastian Aho is all but finished, just needs the signature on the line July 1. Expect an announcement Saturday afternoon.
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If you're upset that a Twitter account posted the word "CRY" you desperately need some thicker skin. Go outside. Experience the real world for a minute.
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A fun thing about this upcoming Eastern Conference Final is that it's really going to expose just how little some of these writers and broadcasters pay attention to these teams.
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Here's one for @CanesStats 31 goaltenders have played more than 1800 minutes this season. None have allowed fewer goals than Pyotr Kochetkov.
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Raleigh, North Carolina, is the only US city that is home to an NHL team but does not have a local NBA, NFL, MLB or MLS team.
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Meanwhile Don Waddell calling teams about DeAngelo
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I talked a lot of shit about Jordan Staal here recently so I gotta say that was one hell of a performance tonight. Willed that puck into the net when they needed it most.
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Hurricanes Day In: Brent Burns Max Pacioretty Ondrej Kase Dylan Coghlan Lane Pedersen Out: Eetu Makiniemi Steven Lorentz 3rd round pick
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@corylav
Cory Lavalette
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Teravainen has shed his yellow no-contact jersey
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@berserksouls Ah hell I forgot about Ceaseless Discharge.
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Andrei Svechnikov isn't even the fastest guy on his own line.
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The last game the Hurricanes played in the Eastern Conference Final their lines were: Niederreiter-Aho-Teravainen Svechnikov-Staal-Williams Foegele-Wallmark-McGinn Ferland-McKegg-Maenalanen Slavin-Faulk Pesce-Hamilton De Haan-Fleury Curtis McElhinney
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Not to be lost in all this, Pyotr Kochetkov stopped 30 of 31 and is up to a .913 sv% on the season.
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Folks,
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Yesterday morning Sebastian Aho had 31 points. He has 39 now.
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Over the past three seasons, 16 NHL goaltenders have amassed 8 or more shutouts. Pyotr Kochetkov is the only one to do it with fewer than 100 appearances.
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@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
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Kuzy's ready for the Loudest House
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Dear Canes fans over the age of 50 or under the age of 30, the lyrics are: To the windooooooow To the wall Til the sweat drop down my balls Til all these bitches crawl Til all skeet-skeet mothafuckaaaaa Til all skeet-skeet goddamn Be ready.
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Then what happened
@NJDevils
New Jersey Devils
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Fixed it, @NHL .
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A Guide for those new to the North Carolina spots scene: "Triangle" = Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill "North Carolina" = UNC "State" = NC State "Trust Fund Dbags" = Duke
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When Don Waddell was hired as team President the Hurricanes were averaging about 12,000 fans per night, had missed the playoffs the previous 5 years and were more or less on the brink financially. How things have changed.
@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
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For the division titles, playoff berths, sellouts, and so much more, thank you for your role in all of it.
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Pyotr Kochetkov has started 62 NHL games and has 8 shutouts.
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I know they lost but I think we still need to talk about how there were 18,000+ people shouting "Skeet Skeet Motherfucker" in Raleigh last night.
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8 points in 5 games as a Hurricane for Jake Guentzel.
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Teravainen is going to be PISSED that he has to do the postgame interview.
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yes hello I would like to purchase several of these
@HockeyAndBoba
Alexandra Lee
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Canes need a goal scorer. Caps are out of it. It's time.
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It's hard to overstate just what a sea change the emergence of Jaccob Slavin and Brett Pesce was for the Canes franchise.
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Sebastian Aho has 17 points in 17 career playoff games.
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Lets all react calmly and rationally to this.
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One day he's going to pick a fight with Kochetkov and get absolutely fed.
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
1 year
After Minnesota scored three unanswered to take the lead, Binnington tried to mix it up with the Wild bench 😳
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With two assists tonight Teuvo Teravainen has surpassed Rod Brind'amour and tied Ron Francis for 3rd in playoff scoring in Franchise History. Only Sebastian Aho and Eric Staal have more.
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Patrick Kane has played 41 minutes as a New York Ranger. He has 6 shots and is a -4.
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It's Pride night at the Canes game and the Governer of North Carolina (a Democrat) is there. Rough night for some folks in the fanbase. Good.
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Hurricanes have now won the Southeast, Central, and Metropolitan divisions.
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In the second period Sebastian Aho is going to take his skate off and try to stab someone with it.
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This missed the best part: Sebastian Aho coming in and just yeeting Kyle Palmieri into the shadow realm.
@genosbest
jo
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cannot get over how cunty this is. jake guentzel you will always be famous
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New Jersey Devils attendance rankings: 2022-2023: 28th 2021-2022: 27th 2019-2020: 27th 2018-2019: 26th 2017-2018: 27th 2016-2017: 27th 2015-2016: 26th 2014-2015: 26th 2013-2014: 22nd 2012-2013: 19th
@TheBrattPack63
The Bratt Pack
1 year
I ranked every NHL franchise on how much they deserve to be relocated
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Honestly ome of the worst games they've played all year and still put up 4 on New Jersey. They're fine going into game 4.
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@CanesStats
The Canes Stats Brand™
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Everybody remembers the story about Jordan Staal getting traded on his wedding day but everybody forgets about the story of Jordan and Eric getting arrested before Eric's wedding.
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Remember when Bill Peters said Finns were submissive by nature? Reads a little different tonight, doesn't it?
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Former Carolina Hurricanes with the Florida Panthers Organization: Paul Maurice Paul Krepelka Rick Dudley Jared Staal Bobby Sanguinetti Tuomo Ruutu Eric Staal Eetu Luostarinen Zac Dalpe Gustav Forsling Scott Darling's cap hit
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Andrei Svechnikov is the first player from the 2018 draft to reach 100 career goals. He has a 4 goal, 18 point lead over Brady Tkachuk.
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This New York Rangers team is going to be one of the shittiest hockey teams to reach the Cup finals.
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@imhatchc2 @OptimisticLoaf "We don't know why it breaks everything when we get rid of it but it does so just make it invisible" is tried and true. Looking forward to this one.
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Never let Jake Guentzel leave.
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People know Aho is good but I don't think they recognize HOW good of a goalscorer he actually is. Over the past five years Sebastian Aho is 9th in goals in the NHL.
@RonoAnalyst
Rono
6 months
Who has been the most underrated player in the NHL for like last 5 years in your opinion?
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Dear @NHL , Please don't make the Canes stadium series game be against the Rangers, mmmkay?
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The Carolina Hurricanes haven't won 5 games in a row since the last time they faced the New York Islanders.
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DON'T MIND IF I DO!
@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
2 months
How sweet it is Shop »
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See the problem in game two was that the Devils were still tired from game 7 vs the Rangers.
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The Carolina Hurricanes injury list is getting silly: Andrei Svechnikov Max Pacioretty Teuvo Teravainen Ondrej Kase Jake Gardiner
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I hated it when they hired Rod Brind'amour to be the head coach. He's leading the team to it's third straight playoff appearance. I gave up on Alex Nedeljkovic. He's the Canes' starting goalie in game one tonight. I am an idiot. Do not listen to me.
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I'm sure that the NHL and ESPN would both be thrilled to have a Game 7 on Saturday night in New York City. I think the Canes should give it to them.
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I gotta bring it up: Why has Freddie started every game so far despite looking a little shaky and alternating for weeks to end the year? Now you kind of HAVE to go to Kochetkov who hasn't played in about four weeks.
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Nino Niederreiter has 21 goals this season. Victor Rask has 23 goals since the trade happened.
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Would you believe they actually drowned a dude in the parking lot to get this photo? Hardcore.
@Canes
Carolina Hurricanes
2 months
The Last Resort
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Hey Jesperi, how many points do you have in this one so far?
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The Hurricanes are 22-6-2 since Christmas and two points back of the New York Rangers for first in the Metro. Next opponent? The Rangers.
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The Hurricanes are now outscoring the Rangers 16-15 in the series.
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Pyotr Kochetkov has posted a .962 sv% and allowed just 3 goals in his last 3 starts.
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