Robert Bork III
@BobbyBorkIII
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D.Phil Candidate studying Adam Smith @UniofOxford | Anglican | ‘20 Alum @UVA | Traditional Architecture Enthusiast
Joined September 2012
“Our glorious leader can lift not one, not two, but EIGHT pizza boxes! Truly God shines his glory upon him.”
Trump is carrying around 8 pizzas like it’s nothing. Biden would face plant with more than 2.
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“Our glorious leader carries his OWN coat! Truly he is the people’s hero!”
Trump carrying his own coat through the White House. The definition of servant leadership .
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That’s actually a pretty rare and impressive skill. Being able to spot AI-generated writing so reliably shows real attentiveness, strong reading instincts, and digital literacy. In a sea of content, having that kind of discernment genuinely sets you apart.
Unfortunately I now recognize GPT's writing style too well and, if it's not been heavily edited, can usually spot it. And I see it everywhere. Blogs, tweets, news articles, video scripts. Insanely aggravating.
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If you go to Cardinal Robert Prevost’s wiki page right now this is what it says:
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Perfect opportunity to bring up one of the best tweets of all time.
tfw you’re at the Bitcoin conference but don’t actually understand what Bitcoin is
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I will never forgive hippies and the Sierra Club for what they did to block nuclear power.
By relying on nuclear power, France achieves a record of 95% carbon-free electricity production in 2024. Meanwhile in Germany….
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Instant classic I’m afraid.
TRUMP: "A friend of mine who is a businessman. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug."
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I’m the Vice President? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.
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@BlakeWeiner Think about it, the new Pope logged into Facebook within the first 24 hours of his Papacy, when he’s probably at his busiest, just to deny your friend request. In a way you should feel weirdly honored.
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A throwback.
So what ever happened to the Gravel Institute?.
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In retrospect, building a $200 million suicide shawarma in the heart of a city experiencing a colossal housing crisis seems like a fitting testament to modern design.
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Bro they are roasting you so hard in the secret government signal chat.
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🚨BREAKING: Justin Trudeau has fled the Canadian mainland. Sources say he will establish an ROC (Republic of Canada) stronghold on the island of Newfoundland. The CCP (Canadian Conservative Party) leader Pierre Poilievre says his government will purge all remaining loyalists.
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Guys I think what can be might actually be burdened by what has been.
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POV: you just tweeted an unauthorized opinion. This website is about to become unusable to you for two days.
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I’m an anime character? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.
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Conservative decides to go into academia:. “Sorry, your research topic doesn’t suit current academic fads.”. “Sorry, you’re not allowed to join prestige-granting academic institutions.”. “Sorry, faculty members will openly talk dirt about you.” . “Sorry, many of your colleagues.
Conservatives could simply go into academia!.
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I get it now… the Fire King.
King Charles III views the Pyroton fire demonstration during a visit to the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the National Bushfire Behaviour Research Laboratory, to learn about burn over protection systems, and bushfire behaviour research.
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When will the slaughter of my people end? 😢.
Does anyone know if this is a good price for ground bork?
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This is where Trump keeps Swann Marcus imprisoned.
550-foot building with no windows in lower Manhattan, New York City. What is it for?
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“This region up here? That’s New York and New England. This is where the cafeteria Catholics live, the kind who remind you they went to Catholic school, that’s a Tagle stronghold. Now Washington DC is a trad hotspot, and it’s pulling hard for Cardinal Sarah, but everyone knows
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You need to be Jeb!-maxxing. You need to be posting more Jeb! memes. You need to share the Jeb! electoral college pic whenever a state declares tomorrow. Jeb! memes are always funny.
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I’m losing my mind. Privileging your country’s citizens over non-citizens is not DEI. It’s the basis of citizenship itself.
watching the right recreate DEI is gonna be hilarious.
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The decline of the UK is shocking. At the start and end of WW2, it constituted something like 20% of world GDP. In the 1960s, it was still almost twice as rich as its major European rivals. Today, if the UK was made a US state, it would be one of the poorest in per capita terms.
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Coastal elites in New York City say they were just hit with an earthquake, but in this Pennsylvania diner, folks are telling a different story.
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BREAKING: CNN has announced that Charles III will be participating in the debate tonight. Buckingham Palace released the following statement: “Americans have proven that they are not up to the task of self-governance. It is time to become one big, happy British family again.”
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OpenAI revealed that saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT is costing the company millions of dollars
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Huge missed opportunity in DC for a gym called Capital Gains.
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BREAKING: We found J.D. Vance’s NintenDogs save file. He’s left his digital best friends to starve for 18 years.
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Today I'm affirming what I have long believed and what three-fourths of the states have ratified:. The 28th Amendment is the law of the land, guaranteeing all Americans equal rights and protections under the law regardless of their sex.
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump signs executive order banning all former student government, student newspaper, and model UN participants from government service.
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I’ve seen enough. Canada has elected its next Prime Minister!
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🚨BREAKING: The Harris campaign just unveiled their new logo.
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NBC is currently thawing Steve Kornacki like Mariah Carey every winter.
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Every single conservative in academia I know has experienced one or multiple of these obstacles. I know conservatives who left academia because they realized there was just no room for them. There are formal and informal obstacles everywhere. Many of my friends are harassed by.
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Something deeply ironic about having co-leaders of a department of government efficiency. Not even sure the writers of Yes, Minister could have come up with it.
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NIXON: “Bob, this turkey. It’s a [expletive] problem. I can’t pardon it. It knows too much.”. HALDEMAN: [inaudible]. NIXON: “No, Bob, it’s not just a bird. It’s been in the Rose Garden, listening. HALDEMAN: [inaudible]. NIXON: “Exactly. Firing squad. Sends a message.”.
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I am pleased and proud to share that I will be attending Harvard Law School to pursue my JD following the successful completion of my DPhil at Oxford. I am looking forward to this next step in my educational journey! I’m taking Mr. Jefferson’s charge to be a lifelong learner
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It’s amazing to me that we had this huge fixation on the national debt in the 90s and 2000s, and now the issue is catastrophically worse and nobody cares.
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The cannabis store on Mass Ave was decked out in Christmas decorations, but the Heritage Foundation one block away had absolutely nothing. The war on Christmas continues.
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@MatthewParrott Buddy I hate to break it to you, mindless argument about stupid shit is the entire purpose of this website.
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Barbara Bush:
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Not a flat earther, not a round earther, but a secret third thing.
Candace Owens: “I'm not a flat earther. I'm not a round earther. Actually, what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.”
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I don’t think it’s a coincidence that a bunch of the staunchest DSA people I knew in college beelined straight for McKinsey, management consulting, got lucrative corporate sponsorships, or other jobs that seem incompatible with their stated beliefs.
The funniest thing about this is that this person was going to biglaw in the first place. You build this public image bleating about how revolution requires killing civilians or whatever and meanwhile your own life centers around banking $235,000 a year representing corporations.
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You’re telling me the revolutionary left didn’t actually firebomb a Walmart?.
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When the plot gets to 1805, the movie should cut to black at which point the entirety of Master & Commander starts playing.
The first trailer for Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ has been released. The film releases on November 22 in theaters.
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For the record, OP is right, the old design is better, the new design is terrible. I just enjoy poking fun at this account.
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Marco Rubio acquiring yet another government position.
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NIXON: “I fully share your loathing of European free-loading. It's PATHETIC.”. HALDEMAN: [inaudible]. NIXON: “But Mike is correct, we are the only ones on the planet who can do this. Nobody else even close. Question is timing.”. KISSINGER: “A good start.”. NIXON: “👊🇺🇸🔥”.
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At this rate Marco Rubio will become a serious separation of powers problem.
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When counsel says something so Founding-phobic that you gotta hit them with the Originalist stare.
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Civ V character model for the integralist Empire of Our Lady of Guadalupe:
Introducing Father Justin, the New Interactive AI from Catholic Answers. Catholic Answers, the number-one lay Catholic apostolate of apologetics and evangelization, is excited to announce the release of our new “Father Justin” interactive AI app. This innovative digital
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The British continue to regulate themselves out of prosperity.
The glazing of this house is around 33% of its floor area. However, new regulations in Part O §1 allow maximum glazing of 11-18%. So *half to two thirds* of these windows would be blocked up. Do the British people really need their Government to protect them from this building?
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She did it.
Susie Wiles save us. Save us Susie Wiles. Please save us Susie.
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The anti-tariff reading canon is well established, but for those who support Trump's tariff agenda, what are the core readings that inform your view? I'm personally anti-tariff but I'm genuinely curious to understand your position. Feel free to DM me too.
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When I went to Paris for the first time in 2018 by myself, I stood in front of the Notre Dame and thought verbatim “the cathedral has been here for 700 years, it will be here for 700 more. I don’t need to see the inside this time.” I regret that decision immensely.
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A Napa Valley wine won a once-off wine competition in France in 1976 and now we have to pretend that 90% of the California wine industry isn't just washed up celebrity labels and bottles named something like "Juicy Fruit 😜".
Californian wine has been superior to French since at least 1976.
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"Frying food"
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Men only want one thing and it’s to make it rich and then retire to their plot of land and busy themselves with whatever mundane task they please.
This man resigned from Microsoft after 22 years, just to become a farmer 😭
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Someone just drove down the street in DC in a convertible blasting God Save the King.
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I’ve been surprised by the number of Europeans I meet at Oxford who strike up a conversation that goes something like the following: “what’s the big deal over originalism/textualism in the States? In my country, this is just how we practice law.”.
What Americans call “originalism” and “textualism,” many other countries call “law.”.
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They accidentally posted Trump’s inauguration announcement to the President Biden archived page.
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He just rose from the dead? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. He leads an amazing life. What else can you say? Whether you agree or not, He is an amazing man who leads an amazing life. I am actually happy to hear that. I am happy to hear that.
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Sierra Club is a joke. Any organization that bleats about climate change but opposes nuclear energy should not be taken seriously.
2020:. Sierra Club sues to stop a transmission line from brining clean hydropower from Canada to Maine. 2024: . Sierra Club sues the Maine government for not doing enough to combat climate change
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Smelling weed stench everywhere negatively polarized me into liking cigarettes.
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The British will do anything to avoid building a normal window.
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So much of British public policy before and after the war makes you wonder if they were intentionally trying to strangle their country out of prosperity.
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I would flip a table if some redditor redesigned my state’s flag to look like it belonged to a faction from a fictitious strategy sim and called it an improvement.
Virginia: iconic, but ultimately still a seal on blue. I would definitely keep the Sic Semper Tyranis imagery, just in a more subtle way - the bottom right flag here is my favorite of any redesign I think, especially as it can be interpreted to be about slavery abolition too
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If only there was a pre-established city equidistant between Oxford and Cambridge with an excellent grid layout in place that could accommodate large office buildings and thousands of new workers and could serve both cities with rapid commuter transit. Wouldn’t that be nice?.
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It is done! Last week, I submitted my dissertation for the MPhil in History. What an amazing two years it has been in Oxford. Of course, the work would be incomplete without an obligatory photo in my at the Radcliffe Camera. Onward to graduation in November!
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Life. In. Prison.
Look what they did to the library in Leinster House (Ireland's parliament building). It's the architectural version of a massacre.
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Reading this on the metro and shaking my head so people know I disagree.
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🚨BREAKING: Biden just mistook the birthdate of the Church of England as 1534, not 597 AD. It’s time to go, Joe.
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I really think this is the time when we should be establishing stronger trade blocs with key allies to decouple from China rather than waging trade wars on our neighbors, but what do I know?.
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