Tesco Clubcard is in the news, a good excuse to revisit the absolutely insane way it was first introduced

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

These are the BBC rules on social media and it is v hard to see how Lineker broke them. (Via @kitandrew1)

THREAD For all those denying any #BBCBias on @BBCNews & @BBCPolitics shows, here's some of the formal 'corrections & clarifications' to "mistakes" made by the @BBC in 2019, which all *completely coincidentally* helped the Tories by damaging @UKLabour's reputation.

When i read harry potter, I said "This is the best book ever written. Almost perfect. But is it woke? No." 25 yrs later I was proven right.

Vivienne Westwood. Mother of Punk. Non conformist. Original icon. RIP

Ruggero Deodato has died at age 83. His 1980 cult classic “Cannibal Holocaust” is considered one of the goriest movies of all time. It was banned in several countries due to its graphic depictions of violence, sexual assault and animal cruelty.

mbappe every time someone thinks the game is over

Me after reading an ancient book I found in the basement of an abandoned cabin

Just been to the shop to buy a Christmas card. Not a single card on the shelf had the word "Christmas" on it. They didn't even look like proper cards - big, chunky plastic things with some kind of woke "liquid" inside.

HELP I got the most interesting piece of mail today. A bit of hair of the child messiah Darmath. I have no idea what this is. "Darmath Foundation" doesn't bring up anything on Google. The address doesn't really help. WHY DID I RECEIVE THIS?

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"I've lived without central heating for 10 years - here's how you can too."

To my followers: do better

I liked this sick poster so much that I made a template for people to put their own face into (.psd template: https://t.co/jHp5oz8riS)

https://t.co/0b5VsFZ4RL

The way Trump said “dogs” tonight sounded familiar to me, so I thought about it for like 45 minutes until I figured it out, and it did not make me happy.