This is actually a far more complicated answer than I originally thought. 👇 A Thread 🪡 🧵

I just accidentally learned Lemony Snicket’s real name. I feel like I now possess knowledge that was never meant for me. I have tripped and fallen beyond the curtain into a closet full of skeletons and returned heavy with the burden of what cannot be unknown. I should be in jail.

it sucks to see such blatantly sanist takes coming out of the woodwork when the president’s rhizomatic (one may even say “queer”) performance, unassimilable to Western colonial logics of “sense” and “rationality,” may in fact open us up to new ways of understanding the Human

So let's imagine a scenario of how capitalism actually works, kids. You ready? I'm a pharma guy and my company creates a drug that can save the lives of people who are going to die if they don't get it. It costs $5/dose to make. My guys say we should sell it for $15K/dose.

it's important to annually push the window to accept a hypersexualised group of freaks, so that the rest of the year one can operate at a comfortable 70% sex freak without being gaybashed

There’s a widespread belief among America’s elite, backed up by the defense bar, that white collar crime is fake and it’s essentially unsporting to prosecute it

somewhere in the palace, a tiny bell rings in the dusty laboratory of the court alchemist. he clutches his alembic to his chest. dont screw this up Ciappelletto he says to himself, this is your shot

wow, unfollowing now, loved his gifts of knowledge and rings to the peoples of middle-earth, was unaware he forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others

I am a this truther

"I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Millénniel."

They were all of them deceived

Kentry level jobs don’t pay Kenough