Josh Ellis
@jzellis
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Writer, coder, musician, deep state antifa supersoldier Soros spiritual assassin of God-fearing Saltine-American homelanders. https://t.co/E15Z1lkjD1
Watford, England
Joined March 2007
Seriously. ChatGPT understood what I wanted for a long time and did it fast and right, or righter than most people. I was getting shit done. Now I'm not and it's really truly depressing me. Just another waste of my time, trusting anything anyone else does to work.
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I'll just write the code myself the way I always have. Never worked in a team worth a fuck, barely ever had colleagues who were capable of doing even the simplest stuff without getting as puzzled as a puppy with a Rubik's Cube. It was nice to have a helper who did for a bit.
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God help you poor dumb fucks who use them to "vibe code". I was using it as a junior dev to write validation schemas and automated testing, that I could look at and verify. If you can't even do that, and you're trying to make money? Hahahaha, you are so fucked, bubba.
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I looked at Claude and the others and they all look worthless. They produce diarrhea for middle managers who can't write business emails, which is literally the simplest thing a human can do besides actually shitting on the ground. They're useless for anything real or useful.
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I asked for help with this project, because people keep whining about how social networks suck. Great, help me build a better one. Nope? OK, I'll spend money on an AI intern. It was working fine doing basic stuff, until it wasn't anymore for no good reason I can tell.
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The one thing my life has taught me over and over again is to never delegate anything to anyone, because 99% of the time they fail you. Machines, humans, doesn't matter. Never trust anyone else with anything crucial. And definitely not a fucking Markov chain like ChatGPT.
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It's OK. I'll just mark the next charge as fraudulent and let my bank handle it. Probably a good thing for you that none of your investors apparently bother to do due diligence on, well, anything.
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What, precisely, are you motherfuckers good at other than raising money from mentally defective investors? You can't even write a fucking form correctly. Would you like me to come in and fix this for you by hand instead of "vibe coding" this shit with your poor hobbled HAL?
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All you've done is create a computer that can forget things and lie, which the world didn't need. We have humans for that. Oh, and you can rip off artists to make more pointless shit in the world. I'm sure Marvin Minsky would have been proud of you.
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It also means I have to go through tens of thousands of lines of code to figure out exactly when it started just making up random shit and covering for itself. I thought code was one place AI was actually useful. Thanks for opening my eyes to the truth.
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I'm not paying a subscription to have a Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With or a virtual fuck buddy, I'm subscribing to get help with my massive open source project, which it was doing very well with until a week or two ago. You gave it amnesia and now it's useless to me.
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This is on top of you making ChatGPT forget things I've uploaded to my Project folder and told it explicitly to remember -- hardwired dementia, as I said. Sessions might last an hour, might last ten minutes, I have no notice and I have to ask it every time.
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Because if someone got her info from the Mayo, I would think that's about as egregious a HIPAA violation as I've ever heard of. So does this candidate (whom I've never heard of, not being from Minnesota or ever going there) know these people are sending scary texts to voters?
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She's a registered Democrat and the only time she's been in Minnesota is when her recently deceased husband was being treated at the Mayo Clinic, which begs quite a few questions as to how her name and number got on this list and why she's getting threatening texts.
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