Josh Ellis
@jzellis
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Writer, coder, musician, deep state antifa supersoldier Soros spiritual assassin of God-fearing Saltine-American homelanders. https://t.co/E15Z1lkjD1
Watford, England
Joined March 2007
The thought of Donnie Dorko struggling to lie out of both sides of his ham hock face has got me in a contemplative mood today.
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I hope as he's convalescing from whatever malady definitely hasn't killed him, President Trump is able to relax and recuperate. I always find listening to music to be quite delightful. This record, for example, might be just what he needs.
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Tired: calling bad hallucinating AIs "clankers". Wired: referring to a bad hallucinating AI as
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Did I do this right? Is this how you're supposed to announce a 2028 presidential run?
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If anyone is wondering if I have any solutions to all of this: I absolutely do. General strikes. Your only choices are conflict or capitulation, but you can choose where the conflict happens: in the halls of power and wealth or the streets where you live. Only two options now.
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This post went viral on FB today, I thought maybe y'all would appreciate it too.
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That was what they used to call me and my crew in the yard at San Quentin
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Dear Donnie and Gav: fuck all y'all, I'm the King of America now.
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I'm not explaining this to you people. Literary genius comes from nowhere and everywhere: you just grab that hoochie and let her take you where she takes you, like Michelle Pfeiffer in Into The Night.
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What it's like being married to me when my brain wit turn off at midnight like it's supposed to
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I can't remember the last time I saw a film as good as The Life Of Chuck. Maybe decades. I went into it knowing nothing but that @StephenKing wrote it and Mike Flanagan directed it and Tom Hiddleston stars in it. It is absolutely gorgeous and heartbreaking in a good way. See it.
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Yeah, fucking your mom seems to have that effect on people. I heard that's why Bubba Clinton looks so confused these days. Hell, son, I bet you're the result of a gas station bathroom break on a whistle stop tour just outside Little Rock back in the Crystal Pepsi days.
You seem to have gone full retard.
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Klanfunding: (n.) When someone raises large sums of money online from the worst people in the world by doing something horrible and suffering the extremely predictable consequences of it.
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Nobody ever accused Bubba of having a microdick. Sort of the opposite, actually. But Donnie's kinda famous for his lack of proper armament. Every blonde teenage hooker who looks like Ivanka or Tiffany (or Hillary for that matter) from Canarsie to Clearwater knows that. 😂.
@jzellis shoulddn't that pic be of Bill Clinton in a blue dress?.
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You ever wanna hear hate speech about fucking fascists, you come to my house. You'll run home with your piss dribbling down your little chalky legs and tears running off your lack of a chin. Them South Park boys are Bob Hope and we're Sam Kinison up in this bitch. We don't play.
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