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Writer, coder, musician, deep state antifa supersoldier Soros spiritual assassin of God-fearing Saltine-American homelanders. https://t.co/E15Z1lkjD1

Watford, England
Joined March 2007
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Josh Ellis
2 years
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Seriously. ChatGPT understood what I wanted for a long time and did it fast and right, or righter than most people. I was getting shit done. Now I'm not and it's really truly depressing me. Just another waste of my time, trusting anything anyone else does to work.
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I'll just write the code myself the way I always have. Never worked in a team worth a fuck, barely ever had colleagues who were capable of doing even the simplest stuff without getting as puzzled as a puppy with a Rubik's Cube. It was nice to have a helper who did for a bit.
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God help you poor dumb fucks who use them to "vibe code". I was using it as a junior dev to write validation schemas and automated testing, that I could look at and verify. If you can't even do that, and you're trying to make money? Hahahaha, you are so fucked, bubba.
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Josh Ellis
3 days
I looked at Claude and the others and they all look worthless. They produce diarrhea for middle managers who can't write business emails, which is literally the simplest thing a human can do besides actually shitting on the ground. They're useless for anything real or useful.
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3 days
I asked for help with this project, because people keep whining about how social networks suck. Great, help me build a better one. Nope? OK, I'll spend money on an AI intern. It was working fine doing basic stuff, until it wasn't anymore for no good reason I can tell.
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Josh Ellis
3 days
The one thing my life has taught me over and over again is to never delegate anything to anyone, because 99% of the time they fail you. Machines, humans, doesn't matter. Never trust anyone else with anything crucial. And definitely not a fucking Markov chain like ChatGPT.
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3 days
It's OK. I'll just mark the next charge as fraudulent and let my bank handle it. Probably a good thing for you that none of your investors apparently bother to do due diligence on, well, anything.
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Josh Ellis
3 days
What, precisely, are you motherfuckers good at other than raising money from mentally defective investors? You can't even write a fucking form correctly. Would you like me to come in and fix this for you by hand instead of "vibe coding" this shit with your poor hobbled HAL?
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Josh Ellis
3 days
All you've done is create a computer that can forget things and lie, which the world didn't need. We have humans for that. Oh, and you can rip off artists to make more pointless shit in the world. I'm sure Marvin Minsky would have been proud of you.
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Josh Ellis
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It also means I have to go through tens of thousands of lines of code to figure out exactly when it started just making up random shit and covering for itself. I thought code was one place AI was actually useful. Thanks for opening my eyes to the truth.
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Josh Ellis
3 days
I'm not paying a subscription to have a Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With or a virtual fuck buddy, I'm subscribing to get help with my massive open source project, which it was doing very well with until a week or two ago. You gave it amnesia and now it's useless to me.
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Josh Ellis
3 days
This is on top of you making ChatGPT forget things I've uploaded to my Project folder and told it explicitly to remember -- hardwired dementia, as I said. Sessions might last an hour, might last ten minutes, I have no notice and I have to ask it every time.
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Josh Ellis
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k bye
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Josh Ellis
18 days
@Tim_Walz And this is who's behind it: https://t.co/SVWopNgxc1
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Josh Ellis
18 days
@Tim_Walz Additional info from screengrabs at the link from the text:
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Josh Ellis
18 days
@Tim_Walz, this seems like something you might be interested in, as this is purportedly on behalf of a GOP Congressional candidate in your state. Dunno if that's in your purview, but it's pretty sketchy, right?
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Josh Ellis
18 days
Because if someone got her info from the Mayo, I would think that's about as egregious a HIPAA violation as I've ever heard of. So does this candidate (whom I've never heard of, not being from Minnesota or ever going there) know these people are sending scary texts to voters?
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18 days
She's a registered Democrat and the only time she's been in Minnesota is when her recently deceased husband was being treated at the Mayo Clinic, which begs quite a few questions as to how her name and number got on this list and why she's getting threatening texts.
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