Andrew Lazarus, retired rōnin mathematician
@AndrewLazarus4
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Mathematician/computer nerd, Berkeley liberal, (((Jew))). Plays chess and bridge, both decently enough.
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@travisakers
There are names for political systems where law enforcement merges with a political party. Democracy is not one of them.
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@AnthonySabatini
We are now at 35% excess mortality and CV19 is the leading cause of death in the USA.
You are Jim Jones of Jonestown.
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@RepClayHiggins
Did you know that persons who are in rebellion against the USA are not eligible for Congress?
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@macaronibart
@NBCNews
That's ok. Trump looks at Putin like he had never looked at Melania.
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@usembassyjlm
@USAIDWBG
Tragically killed sounds like a car crash, not road rage.
He was murdered by a member of the Mashgav, probably as a hate crime.
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@HamasakiLaw
"But I’ve always felt safe in San Francisco, even after being on the wrong side of violent crime."
The average cat knows better than to jump on a hot stove twice but you be you.
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@Redistrict
@Elaijuh
Maybe
@MikeBloomberg
could spend some money advertising how to fill the ballot out correctly.
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@KamalaHarris
I got a better idea. Sue Emily Murphy. Tell her that after you are inaugurated, she will be arrested for dereliction of duty and sedition.
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@MatthewTyrmand
@nhannahjones
Ah, yes, the Claremont Institute, the "intellectual" home of white supremacy in America. Suits instead of pointy hats. But the principles are the same.
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@DineshDSouza
@KevinMKruse
Would you also describe descendants of Sally Hemings as progeny of a major slaveowner (i.e., TJ)?
I think you have a little problem understanding why Americans of partial African descent also have European ancestors.
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@TomCottonAR
That train left the station when your party wouldn't put Merrick Garland, or any other Obama nominee, onto the Court, and boasted of it.
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@DineshDSouza
@nytimes
@nhannahjones
I think I see the problem here. Dartmouth never explained to you how babies are made.
The fact most Americans of African ancestry also have European ancestry (but didn't inherit any wealth from the slave owner/rapist) is definitely part of the pattern of wealth and privilege.
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@mjluxmoore
@MaxBoot
Rather sad that this starts mostly when the draft reaches Moscow and St Petersburg…
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@VP
@IlhanMN
You know what, VP—we'll police
@IlhanMN
, and you deal with
@SteveKingIA
. (One seems truly not to understand the implications of some of what she says. The other? Keeps a CSA flag on his desk.)
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@RCamposDuffy
@BenSasse
@MittRomney
@BillKristol
@gtconway3d
Personally, I'd say a mob trying to keep Joe Biden from being certified as President-Elect is the greatest threat to American Democracy since the Civil War, but you seem to think it's the insurrectionists not having a handy tool with which to plan their felonies. 🤮
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@ScottAdamsSays
Scott, here's a simple question: in what way would Trump's lawyers be acting differently if they have been unable to find a shred of evidence of large-scale fraud, but wanted to keep Trump happy by conceding as little as possible?
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@christicash11
@brithume
@jonfavs
@TuckerCarlson
They are very happy that you are upset and will continue to watch their show and patronize their grifting advertisers.
Of course, they, themselves, are vaccinated. Why would they spend 2 weeks in the ICU?
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@marklevinshow
They don’t get to break their own laws on the subject.
If a Democrat tweeted this you would be demanding their head.
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@EricBoehlert
That's the 15% who just want to yell and scream at their traditional-liberal parents, but are worried about having their allowance cut.
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@ellisthinkery
@havecankles
@DanielSeidemann
The West Bank is "Israel" or "Not Israel" according to benefit to Jews and the setter movement. It is Israel for settlers: they vote, they get civilian trials. It is Not Israel for Palestinians: no vote, military trials, arbitrary detention.
Clue up, friend.
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@SenMikeLee
@realDonaldTrump
Adam Schiff explained it all to you, but you didn't want to hear it.
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@CalvinMoore_
@kyrstensinema
Arizona's Republican Secretary of State says ballot counting is proceeding as normal and expected. She's got enough honor not to pretend a Republican falling behind is evidence of losing. You don't.
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@tedcruz
Translation: If I had signed the papers in this BS case, my law license would be in serious jeopardy. But, since SCOTUS will never grant cert, I can make this empty but glorious-sounding promise with impunity.
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@EliLake
@ManhattanDA
Other Democratic countries manage law enforcement against former presidents. France, South Korea, and Israel come to mind.
But the conservative punditocracy is so scared of Trump, they cower. Remember “Lock her up”? The only reason you guys haven’t prosecuted us is you lost.
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@davidaxelrod
Comrade, looking over our shoulders worrying what Republicans will say is a losing play. They’ll criticize everything. In the other case, they would complain we were dragging it out.
Every one of these docs already given to Mueller, SDNY, or Senate.
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@imillhiser
Again, all of this is excellent and I'm sure very smart analysis, but things will happen much faster when this case is consolidated with the one where a liberal judge orders an end to Viagra and Cialis sales. What case about Viagra and Cialis? Well, high time to file one!
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@candlemaker52
@chaos_slc
@TreyYingst
Hunh? Admittedly, Trump can declassify intel, but until the moment he blabbed, it was top secret.
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@nycsouthpaw
@KevinMKruse
I talked to an Indian friend of my late father's, who said this was already true when Gorsuch was on the lower courts. No better friend for Indian rights.
I guess Gorsuch wants to turn the clock back to 1850, including Indian quasi-sovereignty.
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@nombody
@DanielSeidemann
Funny how Israeli police never manage to enforce non-Jews’ land rights.
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@emilyjashinsky
I would say ignoring the "Stand by" part, plus where Trump the Proud Boys that "someone" would have to take care of Antifa, suggests you need one of those magic focus drugs they allegedly gave Biden.
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@drdavidsamadi
The holiest time in the Jewish calendar is in September (sometimes October). And, as far as I know, the holiest time in the Christian calendar is Easter in March/April.
This is the holiest time in the retail chains’ calendar, which interests me less.
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@PeterDeGiglio
@AP
Read the article.
The percentage of civilians dead in Gaza is already over half the percentage of German civilians who died in the entire 5 years of Allied bombing.
Look, Bibi said he was going to give Gaza the Amalek treatment. Why pretend he isn't carrying through?
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@AlexThomp
Maybe W should have thought of that before pulling many of our forces out of Afghanistan so he could send them on an adventure in Iraq! 🤮
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@SteveScalise
@RepMattGaetz
I think Devin Nunes has first hand knowledge about phone records. Let's hear from him under oath!
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@kelliwardaz
@AZGOP
As a Democrat, I appreciate all your hard work in turning AZ into a permanent Blue State, like California. 2022, when we pick up Governor and Legislature, should do the trick.
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@JustinTHaskins
@AOC
I think she wants to go to work without Cruz, Goebert, Taylor Greene plotting to assassinate her.
Can't say I blame her.
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@DavidGiglioCA
@kyledcheney
1. It's not a leak. It's now part of the court record, because Trump filed a nuisance suit.
2. Cover pages with big warnings cover secret material.
3. You see all those white blotches? They cover other secret material.
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@drumatlanta
@tedcruz
If you knew where this evidence was, you should have told Rudy and Kraken Lady, because they floundered without it. Turns out, repeating Internet gossip in an affidavit doesn’t turn them into evidence.
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@GovKemp
The pictures of people being arrested for giving water to voters in the hours-long lines that you will arrange (overruling the counties as necessary) will be the iconic civil rights photojournalism of the century.
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@rere3292002
@WilliamsforOK
Most of them are, frankly, trying much harder.
Nordstrom just emailed me that all employees are being paid through end of April (at least) including health insurance.
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@turbojet28
@kimKBaltimore
Well, that was sort of her problem, wasn't it? The people who DO live in her district mostly voted for her opponent.
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@rossmaclennang1
@CheriJacobus
@realDonaldTrump
Her visa application was fraudulent, claiming college degrees she doesn't have. Clear case for denaturalization and deportation, if you ask me.
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@missingiguana
@MattWalshBlog
Doofus, visiting is prohibited. It’s busy inside, where clown cameras can’t go.
You think the outside of the hospital is supposed to look like some disaster movie?
New York has been recording double the usual number of deaths per day for a couple weeks. People are really dying.
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@StevenTDennis
Everyone remembers how helpful the Nazi judges were at the Nuremberg Trials.
Oh, wait…
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@conor64
@_jack_fox_
@JeffreyASachs
@charlescwcooke
"In discussions of Auschwitz, go over how prisoners who tore fillings out of corpses might become dentists if they survived to liberation."
From someone who purports to be a libertarian, an especially shocking view of extorted labor, and I suggest you reflect on racial aspects.
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@PierreKory
Will this be like your previous paper, retracted because you counted patients who died of covid after your nominal cutoff date as survivors?
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@realJacobAirey
What year was peak coal employment?
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1923. The war on coal has been going on a long time?
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@JoshMandelOhio
A guy running for office via the gutter says someone else is looking for attention, complete with an insult that makes zero sense in context.
You have a lot to atone for next week, bro.
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@shadihamid
I also had trouble accepting the outcome of the 2002 World Series, but I didn't think it was illegitimate.
Is the idea that liberals had to celebrate Trump's election? Accede to all of his terrible ideas instead of mobilizing to stop them? Has anyone ever made that demand of Rs?
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@danielchaitin7
@SecretsBedard
@dcexaminer
I think Jerry knew since he was watching them at the time.
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@SenTedCruz
Now Ted is whinging that the rampant capitalism he championed here is charging white, middle-class constituents $5000 electricity bills. Awwww.
Fail to prepare is prepare to fail.
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@bennyjohnson
The mob entered the Capitol AND the connected office buildings.
You would have peed your pants and we both know it.
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@MichaelBerrySho
Well, it would be strange for someone with a stutter to support a candidate who makes fun of people with disabilities.
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@screebitz
This has as much legal validity has a blind person wearing a tag that says "Can't See Don't Ask" and getting behind the wheel of a car.
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@rafaelshimunov
Remember, the Occupation isn't only about land theft. It's also about showing who is boss.
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@PPXAVC
@NateAbaurrea
@Villegas194
How common are detentions on the way OUT, especially that don't end with initial presentation of ID?
I'm guessing we've got someone else who relishes a police state, as long as its his police.
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@GovAbbott
Dude, letting Typhoid Mary run free wasn't letting her many victims determine their destiny. She determined it for them.
Is this meant to distract from the hash you made of the cold snap?
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@kimKBaltimore
@GovLarryHogan
@Mfume4Congress
@DanRodricks
You lost by 40 points.
I doubt if Gov Hogan helped Mfume, but if you run again I am sure he will, because it would be unfortunate to have a Representative who is suffering from a psychotic break.
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Relevant trivia. In 1948, the South African Nationalist Party (pro apartheid) took over Parliament with under 40% of the vote, owing to gerrymandering. They didn’t win a majority of the (almost all white) electorate for a decade.
Note it took violence to reverse this.
Trump's latest remarks on the Census should be taken a lot more seriously.
Trump basically stated outright that political power should be further tilted towards whiter, rural, GOP-leaning areas.
He is telling a story that's full of lies.
My new piece:
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@CArkadija
@StarTribune
No, they think the latter is better for the value of the single-family-homes that they already own.
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@freedomlanders
@shillito_ray
@RyanMarino
Largely is doing a lot of work here. Hearing and vision loss happened. Also hospitalizations in as many as 1/10 of cases.
What’s really going on is your narcissistic desire to prove your clean, well-nourished, toilet-trained status by being one of the unharmed survivors.
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@DanaPerino
Even if Ralph Northam turns out to be a bigot or ex-bigot, that doesn’t change that Gillespie ran a deeply racist campaign and your next candidate, Corey Stewart, was even worse.
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@ByronDonalds
@GovRonDeSantis
Friend, "Redemption" is what Southern Whites called it when they tossed your great-grandparents out of the voting booth and installed white supremacist Jim Crow. Whatever they were teaching in when you went to school wasn't adequate.
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@carterforva
Are these empty houses in the cities where the homeless are living, or in rural areas that are depopulating? Serious question.
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@GOPLeader
As opposed to Conservative wish list:
1. Tax cuts for super-rich, so they will bless you.
2. Punitive measures against poor, so they will step up and kiss your ass.
Anything else?
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@nickhamblen
@FrankLuntz
Does Judge Brann have that same beta energy? Because his is the opinion that mattered, and his entire decision says over and over that the Trump campaign arguments were garbage.
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@Pier0188
@KeithOlbermann
@elonmusk
@kylegrantham
A lot of Russiagate was true, which is why investigations enrage Trump. Not even disputed that Trump Jr met Russian agents at Trump Tower to get dirt on Hillary.
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@coachdelrio
Why don't they show us that the suspicious cellphone movements ended right at the election? Because they didn't. Same traffic patterns as usual. It's a con and you aren’t very bright.
Your team is going to fall for a lot of trick plays this year.
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@daveweigel
That is Second Place.
First Place: Teresa LePore, Palm Beach County Clerk, using an illegal and confusing butterfly ballot design in 2000 (which the Dems signed off on, incomprehensibly). Proper ballot, Al Gore wins FL and the Presidency by at least 30,000 votes.
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@chrisgalea
@reidepstein
1. Made liberals cry
2. Hated on blacks, immigrants, sexual minorities
3. Had almost all-white staff, Cabinet, and judicial appointments
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@TheRightMelissa
The plan to overturn the plain, obvious results gets more fantastical and convoluted at every stage. All of this is, of course, nonsense.
Can you imagine what would have happened if Al Gore had refused Florida's elector slate in 2000?
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@AndrewFeinberg
A deputy press secretary is empowered to declare the Hatch Act is unconstitutional. This should be another impeachment count.
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@WSJopinion
Funny how all our self-reliance leaves us with more child poverty than countries that don't practice cutthroat capitalism and billionaire worship.
Do you ever tire of fluffing the rich? (Rhetorical question.)
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@SpencerJCox
Are you going to ask Mike Lee, the Republican Senate candidate, if he agrees with Mr. Pillow? Or are you worried Lee will make endorsing him look like a mistake?
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@NTarnopolsky
@joshtpm
Far from calming the situation, I expect the creation of the Ben Gvir Brownshirts will cause another increase in the demonstrations.
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@Chadwick_Moore
@KevinMKruse
Rightwing journalists aren't economists, aren't historians, and aren't, it appears, very knowledgeable.
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@RepBenninghoff
The Administration wanted to count the huge early vote ahead of time, and you Republicans said no. Make up your mind: start late or finish early. One or the other.
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@KevinMKruse
The account posting the KKK picture is one week old and has over 10,000 followers. But it is totally not a bot.
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@kelliwardaz
@CTrevorNelson
Umm, if (hypothetically) Phoenix and Tucson are so full of liberals, in just what sense is Arizona a conservative state? In the same sense the South Africa was a pro-apartheid country as long as only whites could vote?
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@peterjukes
@NBCNews
Diplomatic Immunity doesn't work that way. You can refuse to admit a diplomat, and if already here, you can declare them persona non grata and expel them. We do that all the time with spies (and so do they).
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The House impeachment managers predicted that, unpunished, Trump’s crimes would grow more extreme. And, of course, they were correct.
Wow. This report should horrify us. This assault on America's democracy makes the "can you do us a favor though?" Ukraine call look like some amateur JV hour.
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@LizRNC
Merrick Garland says Hi.
What was the last major legislation on which Republicans made any meaningful compromise?
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@GrassleyPress
@ChuckGrassley
You know this is based on no principle other than Might Makes Right. That’s a bad principle to set right before a landslide election after which I will beg the victorious Dems to treat you as you have treated us.
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@007Guyver
@JDVance1
@benshapiro
That’s like putting away your umbrella in a thunderstorm because you aren’t getting wet.
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@HowlCrypto100k
@kamilkazani
I could just as well say "Russia's president has already agreed to negotiate terms".
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A country that sells an ambassadorship for $1 million to a thug who sets about concocting conspiracies against domestic opponents and demanding other governments join in has a major corruption problem. That country, however, is NOT Ukraine.
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@ZaidJilani
In Virginia, slavery was taught like this. The "problem" with the 1619 Project is it made clear that the wealth of the Colonies and later the USA was inseparable from, indeed based on, slave labor and stolen land. Not a side chapter like a biography of Betsy Ross and her flag.
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