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Patrick Skinner

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Made my way from odd stuff overseas to local cop in my home town. going to law school while still being murder police. I’m a truly terrible twitter follow

I’m where I’m supposed to be
Joined January 2013
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Patrick Skinner
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Well. There’s this. Me in the New Yorker. Easily the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done. But I wanted to highlight local policing done with a great group of colleagues. But yeah, this is terrifying.
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RT @mikenelson586: My new piece, and first time writing for @TheAtlantic , in which I discuss Secretary Hegseth's narrow and misguided view….
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But soft! What light on yonder Blondie breaks?.It is the East, and Blondie 1 is the sun!.Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, but leave more crunchy treats
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I’m gonna ignore the Turkish visa in MeanCat’s passport. I’m sure it’s fine.
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Your morning Blondie
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RT @BostonGlobe: This year, Independence Day coincided with another historic birthday: Quincy’s. It has been 400 years since English coloni….
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Goodnight to most, from all at Skinnerville, where Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey says there’s enough time to squeeze in a nap before bedtime.
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There are no small acts of kindness. Just acts of kindness. And the kindness flows forwards and backwards. Like love, the more kindness you give the more you have.
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When The Extra Orangey and The Baked Potato get together to plan for their next nap, the world spins a bit nicer
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From Black Doves on Netflix. “How’s your bullet wound?”.“Yeah, a bit light headed from the blood loss but toast is helping.” .Ahahah. It’s delivered so perfectly by Irish actress Ella Lily Hyland.
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MeanCat’s Three Crops of His Apocalypse:.Basil. Mint. Rosemary.
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RT @kittykate852065: Creamsicle Two is such a darling little man. Here he is coming to find out why Angelo is staring at the kitchen door i….
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The look when the menu said formal dress & coq au vin, and it’s t-shirts & chicken fingers.
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ICE was already having serious problems getting capable & decent professionals at their current level. Wait until you see what happens now.
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Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey and Regular Face Blacky Whitey are looking forward to more naps after breakfast and rubs.
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Baby Blondie 2 is so cute
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Baby Blondie 1 LOVES head rubs. Such a beautiful weird looking panther.
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We don’t really come back from what we are doing now. Flag emojis & cage fighting as serious governance is about as good as it gets now. We don’t really come back from this. Arsonists don’t build back what they burn down.
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Coming on July 4, 2026!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The look on her face when he simply says ‘change your world’ and then moves on. I’ve no power except for will power. And with that, I keep changing worlds.
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In addition to basil and mint, our orangey warlord MeanCat depends on his cash crop of rosemary to finance his reign. He has ALOT of rosemary.
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A decent-sized pileated woodpecker high up on a big pine
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