Erik | F3 Trigger
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I've finally learned to accept myself for who I am: a beggar for good soccer. ... I plead: 'A pretty move, for the love of God.' - Eduardo Galeano
Joined February 2014
We’re listening and not judging everyone’s Spotify Wrapped this year. 🎧 (Okay, maybe just a little!) "Portrait of Anne Willing Bingham (1764–1801)," 1797, Gilbert Charles Stuart
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“Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” — Franz Kafka
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Congrats to all of our PAX who ran the Ragnar Trail Race this past weekend! Way to crush it! 💪
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Could be the best ‘goalkeeper falling over backwards for no reason after a worldie’ I’ve ever seen
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For too long we’ve been giving our excess military equipment to local police departments when we should have been giving it to the FTC to enforce the Do Not Call list
the solution is to give the FTC the power to actually enforce the National Do Not Call Registry more agents to actually investigate offenders
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what’s nice about a medal ceremony is it’s just the athletes. there’s no hedge fund vampire or billionaire failson putting his hands on the hardware first
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This is the Pizza & Bagels zone. This has been a long-standing theory of mine tested by numerous tours where I encounter horrible pizza and bagels in other parts of the US.
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Hocker needed the inside lane to open. Why did Jakob drift out? Perception-action coupling. We perceive pressure from the outside so our automatic response is to drift outward. Staying on the rail takes effort to resist that urge. It’s why lane 1 always opens up.
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matt gaetz really walked into a plastic surgery department and said “gimme one of these”
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"It's a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'Try to be a little kinder.'" ~Aldous Huxley
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"Whoever sacrifices beautiful football for the result, they can chastise me. The poorest of us only have football as relaxation. I would be sorry if we only gave them results. “ 🗣️ Marcelo Bielsa
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Proposal: eliminate both France and Portugal and set the semi-final as rematch of Germany-Spain
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28 Posted for 1776 Exercises on Independence Mall. Franks n Beans gave the history Lesson. Reminded us what the Spirit of America is. Spike did the prayer. 2 FNGs: Beanie Baby + Reeper Welcome! Happy 4th of July All. @cspanf3 We are still using your wooden sticks, ty bro
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The foundational fantasy of American politics is that somebody is coming to save you. Nobody’s coming. You’re stuck.
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It's Scotland versus Switzerland. It's Calvin's nation of residence against the country which most embraced his radical theology. It's truly the Presbyterian derby.
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Own Goal leading the race for the Golden Boot #EURo2024
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brace yourselves, hillary is about to do the most cringe post imaginable
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