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@AllysonDiAnna
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live music aficionado, aspiring merch slinger, body positive, onlyfans bitch
seattle, wa ♡
Joined February 2013
im rlly bored so im gonna start promoting my OF on here 🖤🥀 thanks to all of the OF creators i follow from around the world for inspiring me to make the leap ✨ https://t.co/5tnq2Qlsq9
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“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains” even Shakespeare couldn’t write that
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thank you, person wearing 7 pounds of hair gel who plays the only position on the football field where you legally can’t get touched, for this rousing talk on masculinity
#Chiefs K Harrison Butker with a message to young men around the world: “Be unapologetic in your masculinity. Fight against the cultural emasculation of men. Do hard things. Never settle for what is easy.” (via: @dannydeurbina)
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if you work at Taco Bell you have the pass to say you work in night life
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sophomore year of high school
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graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends
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this photo would’ve had tumblr ppl from 2014 (?) calling this grown man a smol cinnamonroll too sweet too precious for this world
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10 years since 5sos gave the most confusing directions known to human kind
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ME AND WHO IN THE MATCHING BLUE AND MAGENTA CARDIGANS
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i honestly hate it when artists say this, like as if a complete cultural reset is gonna happen just bc they ask politely. i totally get we all want that but thats not how shit works
During soundcheck a fan asked for advice about attending a 5SOS show for the first time. Apparently Ashton said "don't line up for 2 days" #The5SOSShowHollywood
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