Danny De Urbina
@dannydeurbina
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22 • I help people tell stories • Producer • Speaker • GW • Miami/DC
Florida, USA
Joined June 2013
🔥HOLY SMOKES🔥. @JudgeJeanine brilliantly flips script on rabid lib reporter trying to excuse rampant crime in DC without hesitating. "OH, STOP IT.". "You tell these families that crime has dropped. You tell the mother of the intern who was shot going out for McDonald’s near the
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It’s not every day you get roasted LIVE from the White House inside Joe Biden’s Temu Oval Office… 🤣
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Remember when crime got so bad in DC that during COVID the Wharf had to lift its mask mandate (yeah, I know) because juveniles were using masks to conceal their identity?
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all ‘butterfaces’ will be rounded up.
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Anyone want to go to a WNBA game?. And how do we get tickets?. Do they just put them in our happy meals or on the back of our CVS receipts?.
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The time has come.
I think the time has come to carve Big Balls onto Mt. Rushmore.
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‘Big Balls’ is exactly who I want in our government, actually.
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“Mom, how did we get so rich?”. “Your father put your college funds into American Eagle stock after Trump called Sydney Sweeney’s jeans ad ‘HOT.’”
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3x Super Bowl champ Harrison Butker echos viral graduation speech at White House, explains keys to being an upstanding citizen, family member:. "You have to be strong in mind, in body, and soul."
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Trump to 3x Catholic Super Bowl Champ Harrison Butker at the White House:. "I guess he's considered the best there is in the business. Handsome guy by the way. That's usually not my thing but he is a good looking sucker." 🤣
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Good morning!. Since Kamala Harris is now shilling her book on how she lost 2024, I found it only fitting to reshare this masterpiece of Hillary Clinton sobbing hysterically as she reads her 2016 would-be 'victory' speech wondering “WhAT HaPPEned?!” 🤣
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How the lady at chipotle stares at me when she tells me they're out of guac 👁️👄👁️.
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I lived my 10-year-old self’s dream. 🎾🌱. I’d spend early July mornings watching the greats battle on Centre Court, imagining what it might feel like just to be there— among the ivy, the silence, the roar after a 30-shot rally. My mother would prepare strawberries and cream
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Arrested for having -694273927 aura points
No one is above the law, and if you lay a hand on a law enforcement officer, you will face consequences. New York City Comptroller Brad Lander was arrested for assaulting law enforcement and impeding a federal officer.
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🚨Brooklyn Park, Minnesota Police Chief reveals how law enforcement closed in on 'No Kings' Killer Vance Boelter for arrest.
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🚨Minnesota State officials claim they have not uncovered a "broad network" of accomplices connected to 'No Kings' Killer Vance Boelter
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