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you ever seen an owl play basketball?

chicago; 🇻🇪🇬🇷
Joined May 2010
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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no other league quite like the nba god i love it here
@JoePompliano
Joe Pompliano
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The FBI is holding a press conference right now on the details around this morning's sports gambling bust. Here are some of the highlights: 1. Current and former NBA players and coaches Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, and Damon Jones have been arrested. 2. This was an illegal
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@billevansfan251
Lonious Thee Monk
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Asked for plantain chips instead of biscoff cookies on the plane.
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@SnellSZN
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“Why the fuck would you show it to me if I can’t have it?” - Kevin Garnett, Uncut Gems
@Bucks
Milwaukee Bucks
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A few fire what-if jersey concepts.
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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I have joined the front and back panels. I feel like a superstar genius god
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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I’m pretty sure she cannot say fuck on air lmao
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@artemis
Artemis
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INTRODUCING: Part 2 of our Stablecoin Payments Report! Co-written with @CastleIslandVC and @dragonfly_xyz, with data now through August 2025. Stablecoin payments hit $10.2B monthly, up 70% since February and 137% since Aug '24, now at a $122B annual rate. Here’s how the market
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@hootietheeowl
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@sharptoolest
go go juice 🍷 30
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i’m literally about to run that performance of manchild into the ground
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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SABRINA NIGHT LIVE
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@CelsiusOfficial
CELSIUS Energy Drink
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Hydrate. Hustle. GO! CELSIUS HYDRATION - The ultimate hydration for every move. CELSIUS. LIVE. FIT. GO!
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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Redid the right shoulder 5 times because I kept misreading the pattern because I’m ILLITERATE
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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Freshman year of college my business ethics 101 class decided birth control should be illegal
@fluffytoastet
Fluffy Toast 🏳️‍⚧️
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At school the other day my whole class agreed with each other that hitler didn't deserve to die
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@colinarmis
Colin
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"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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80 rows in and I realized I had to rip it all out because I was 35+ stitches off. I persevere.
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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gigantic fucking loser
@RangerApologist
proud ranger fan
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Playoff teams destined for early exits
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@hootietheeowl
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THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
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@hootietheeowl
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ahh shit
@hootietheeowl
hootie
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if we win i’ll post hog
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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they only show cubs fans on the tv bro
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@DrPatSoonShiong
Dr. Pat Soon-Shiong
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Working to explain to the world how and why Bioshield works. T cells and NK cells kill cancer, that’s irrefutable. Low NK cells and T cells means cancer grows, that’s irrefutable. So if there is a drug available to boost NK and T cells then there is better chance to kill
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@hootietheeowl
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sexy sal frelick
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@hootietheeowl
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KING VAUGHN
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@hootietheeowl
hootie
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is caleb durbin related to dick durbin. he is from illinois after all
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