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clurge pingus dont gaf | 🇵🇸🇵🇸 | fun and games and satire

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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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open this thread if clurge pingus is your comfort character 🧵
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@badrechicken
chicken boy 🐓
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when the mealworms come out squiggling
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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this wouldnt happen at jimmy johns
@selfdev0uring
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they did not tell me happy birthday as i redeemed my free tropical smoothie cafe smoothie that is only redeemable on your birthday
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@stlzoo
Saint Louis Zoo
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Penguin bubble party? Yes please! 🫧🐧 One-year-old rockhopper penguin Bumi had a blast with bubble enrichment! Keepers set up a bubble machine for the indoor habitat at Penguin & Puffin Coast for a fun bubble party.
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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how it feels trying to explain to my wife that i’m not gay and i’m only on grindr to talk to women
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@316REIGNS
pau
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please pay attention and share what’s happening in chicago right now.
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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sans has two baby mommas and is also in an intimate relationship with santa claus
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@clurgepingus
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coworker said “imagine life without chatgpt……” GIRL STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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so called “free-thinkers” when they have to form an opinion outside of asking grok
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@TVietor08
Tommy Vietor
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These ICE thugs are terrorizing neighborhoods in Chicago just because they can
@LongTimeHistory
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ICE deploy tear gas on crowded public street—because they were upset being stuck in Chicago traffic. A 2-year-old child required medical care after inhaling the chemical agents—adults were vomiting on the sidewalk. Local elementary school was forced to lock down for recess due
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@LibyaLiberty
Hend Amry
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The flotilla ended up bringing food to the Palestinians despite Israel’s best efforts to stop it. Beautiful.
@umyaznemo
Rania
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While the IOF are busy catching the flotilla peace activists at sea, Gazans are catching real fish!
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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feeling chopped, broke, and worthless but then a gay person compliments your outift
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@clurgepingus
clurge pingus
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TRANSITION TO GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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The Democrat Party wants: ❌ Open borders ❌ ‘Transgender’ for everybody ❌ Men competing in women’s sports ❌ Crime and lawlessness in our streets ❌ Cashless bail policies over the safety and security of our nation It's never America First.
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can’t they just print more money
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it ony a tuesday
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@strawiberi
Sugar 🧼🍭
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@SuppressedNws1
Suppressed News.
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Bisan Owda from Gaza posted the following: “These are our thoughts, messages, cries, memories and hopes.. these are what we want to tell you about the last 6 weeks of our lives..”
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@meishato
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i’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information
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@caninepoetry_
caninepoetry
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clurge pingus
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it ony a tuesday
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