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Everything DC. Tattoos & Therapy. UDC Alumni. Commissioner in my free time. Personal page/views are my own.

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@Abeale202
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15 days
Toddler meltdown because I cut his meatball.
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3 years
You didn’t see the bloods acting like this over that one bharacter
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@karlogan_ I feel that way about Drake and I don’t even know him. Like what’s wrong with Marriott’s? Why can’t I sit in the middle row at basketball games? 😂
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DC villain origin story
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DC Government employees can't even afford to live in D.C. Your first responderS and essential employees live in upper Marlboro.
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Mayor Muriel Bowser
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#DCsComeback is underway. We're focused on keeping people in DC, bringing people to DC, and making sure that every neighborhood is a vibrant place for people to live, work, visit, and play. Story by @cuneytdil
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@ScaryToRemarry This is the woman from this viral video yall lmao
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2 years
@JustChillBruh I say this every chance I get…therapist is such a broad term…a lot of these “social media therapist” are not licensed, properly trained l. And didn’t go through accredit programs with proper supervision…they flat out just don’t know what that are doing and it can be harmful
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When transplants say “people in DC always want to know where you work,” I really want them to think about a culture THEY created. DC natives are not pretentious, nor impressed by job titles/degrees. We literally grew up in a Black city where all that was a norm.
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@Clyycly “Bitches like you I eat for breakfast”
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@DailyLoud @fabiodondada I would have been in there like
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@Top1Rating @timecaptales She’s holding a fucking doll baby.
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@1DOPEKEV “I’m wit you cause I’m boring too”
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What in the gentrified DC small business is this 😂😂😂
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@bgcteainsta When you get caught in tag and try to act like you wasn’t playing.
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1 year
"black people dont care about bike lanes" I do, tf? I would love to safely ride my bike from Congress Heights to the Wharf and Navy Yard. Have I done it? Yes. Was it safe..hell no? lol you ever rode down MLK??
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2 years
@Mylove_Des @roddy_pee I’m just going to leave this here. Black people literally don’t think of them and would never arbitrarily do shit like this
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1 year
@DJRTistic @RJWarriorDad You heard what happen to the last security guards?!!
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15 days
I didn’t expect this tweet to do numbers, but we went outside because he was putting on a show. I let him cry and he wanted his daddy. So I told him his dad would bring him back for another 💀💀💀 and he finally stopped
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3 years
@karlogan_ Nah here it go lmaoo
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@Abeale202
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8 months
We were in Columbia heights and Mt pleasant long before you. This isn’t a transformation, this is part of a culture that existed in this community before people like you gentrified it and glad to see it’s still flourishing. WELCOME and you will deal!
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@Thalamus1992 @kristoncapps @FeverPotomac @BrianneKNadeau The area around 14th St. and Irving St. NW has been transformed into Guatemala thanks to Brianne! You can visit the third world on the H4 bus!
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2 years
@MichaelJPartyka A little jokester yourself eh??
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2 years
@TheNixUniverse @NayBeazy @jadethetrapper I cannot believe this isn’t real. Wouldn’t have batted an eye, if I didn’t read the comments smh ..looking closely, now I can see
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@DemocracyDfendr 💀💀💀💀💀💀 meat discssss
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2 years
@notcapnamerica Some of Y’all are reaching in the comments, this kids is obviously Jamaican and I’m dying laughing because he sounds like my grandad yelling at us
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@LucyinCharge Lmao he got ice cream…he back!!
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2 years
@lmTheReasonWhy The best Helga Pataki is back!!
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11 months
Told my son we ain’t stopping for food…5 min later I get a cash app from my mom for “lunch” These kids, their phones, and their grandparents smh
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@mrtlb_ I’m deaddddd 😂😂😂😂 Hiii! 👋🏾
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2 years
@Mylove_Des @roddy_pee Also white people like wtf Lmaoo…he hit a double whammy
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2 years
I shared this on the TL years ago, but I was living in Florida at the time and slim said he was a rapper. I asked to hear one song and he rapped a verse from Twista - kamikaze…
@Puff_Iya
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Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let’s start identifying the source 😭
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@SomaKazima Sis was just trying to make it to the teachers lounge for lunch and got caught in the crossfire …
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8 months
DC hasn’t seen this many homicides since 2003. Remember when “y’all” said gentrification and mass incarceration will work, while continuing to ignore science.
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6 months
“DC needs to lock these kids up” Nigga what? Lmao like please STFU. All DC knows how to do is throw Black peoples in cages.
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3 years
@karlogan_ Lmaooooo
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6 months
And in the two seconds I went to her page lmao her husband name was tagged and now it’s gone 💀💀 she not playing
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11 months
The two DCs in a nutshell.
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1 year
My mama a lawyer and the person living in our basement was a addict. 😂😂 I’m joking but I’m serious. Black people can be found on every level and in every nook & cranny of this city. Your gripe is with transplant culture.
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2 years
@HerMamasChild @HerMamasChild - “y’all be real loud announcing pregnancy and quiet during the miscarriage”
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1 year
Transplants create a tailored circle and complain about it.. 😂😂 Then they run tell everybody about how awful “DC culture” is…baby you was not with us 😂😂
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2 months
The left is a steak and cheese sub the right is a cheesesteak. Only one of these is good. DC people stop disappointing yourselves when in Philly. They don’t do subs 😂😂😂
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2 years
So many Black women endure mean, insensitive, and medically bias hospital staff during labor and delivery. It really hurts just to think about because damn…we’re in such a vulnerable state…literally life or death and we just gotta deal with it ….
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DCs demise was gentrification, but natives are doing our best to maintain the type of culture we were raised in. Unfortunately many of you were not able to experience it and/or don’t put yourself in positions to interact with us. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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I wish @WashProbs would use more discernment. It is tragic that a child has a history of carjacking and that he lost his life due to it. Allowing adults to slander him because of their frustration with public safety and opinions on adverse childhood experiences is low.
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1 year
I went to the grocery store, CVS, and Starbucks all in one run and I’m not in Eastern Market.. I don’t think people understand how the development in Skyland has improved residents EOTR QOL already….just having access to a pharmacy…groceries…food options etc
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2 years
@KdotKira Ok this needs to be sent to CPS..All I need to know is what city she is in…that poor baby ..my god
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5 months
People often wonder what they can do to improve their community with no resources, very little time, and no money to spare…. When you walk past a group of DC youth today, greet them and smile.. Acknowledge their presence… Let them know you see them
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1 year
You know what we ask “where are you from?” or “Where ya family from?” So we can make a connection with you.
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UDC not being in a “hood” is the funniest thing about this.
@LoveeSBG
Shann✨
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baby every hbcu is
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@AmerikaInBlack Everyone is upset and angry with her, but like same thing she did to her daughter was done to her ..first child at 14 and 5 children by 19..rape..incest..drugs We always feel bad for kids and then discard them as adults like the problems disappeared
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The criminal justice system, more white people, and luxury condos don’t end violence. Employment, fair wages, Prenatal care, preschool, quality education, conflict resolution, peer mediation, and mental health (treatment for neuroticism, complex trauma, PTSD, ACEs) do!!
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2 years
@SsCarlos93 I meannnnnn
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6 months
The party is over guys. He has an only fans.
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2 years
@WoodlandWoIf @JennMJacksonPhD This is true, but opening up about sex for some women is still taboo…look at social media..women are still shamed for being forthcoming about what they want in the bedroom. Women who are open are seen as controversial and “risky.”
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I feel like as a DC parent, you have to show your child “shit DC girl say” when they become of age. One of the greatest productions out of the city. The acting. The dialogue. The costumes. Culture relevance.👌🏽
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@MartyaLaMode Where da cabbage?!!!’ 😂😂😂 I made some few weeks ago ..was feeling nostalgic
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@prettylilJANAE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
Men: we don’t have safe spaces Men in their safe spaces:
@KrewSeason
The #1 Podcast In Existence
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When men say we want a feminine woman THIS is what we mean:
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@AmerikaInBlack I have the book..I think it provides better insight than the doc..different perspective ..straight from the source
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DC is a perfect example of how a significant part of the city is not walkable and car dependent due to ya know …..systemic barriers
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3 months
PG County, is this your king? 🤔
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2 years
@dicashi @ulxma What world are y’all living in? Most married people age gap (at least current western culture) is 3 years lmao …which means they would have always been in school together…the man usually older yes ..
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If spankings worked, then you’d only have to do it once.
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3 months
Yall lmaooo An African man and an DC area American woman unified 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’m crying
@FordFischer
Ford Fischer
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VIDEO THREAD: Drivers were irate this morning on the GW Parkway as climate activists blocked northbound traffic into DC. One, who said her son is in the hospital, poured water on them. Another pushed them and tore their signs away. Footage by @T_Jones_Media for @N2Sreports
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I was given a “lump of coal” upon walking into the Wilson Building.
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Not giving my 3 year old a cupcake because his parents didn’t complete the enrollment form that isn’t due yet is crazy as hell. Now I gotta pick my son up and take him for lobster
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Shy glizzy and gold link ……they ain’t lying
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6 months
All jokes aside, DC kids (late 70s-90s babies) been treated like criminals our entire lives and the city was no safer. That's why many of us are so against stricter penalties + more police. We lived it and all it did was traumatize us.
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And the belief that black women with short hair “can’t grow it.” We can’t have a preference of short or medium length hair LMAO … no other race of women gets called “baldheaded” for having short hair smh
Y’all gotta unpack why y’all think all Black women have damaged and/or short hair. Beyoncé grew up in a hair salon, is rich, has the best resources, and has a personal hairstylist. Why would she have damaged hair? 😂
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Wow, just caught a high speed chase. 10 cars in my alley alone, but I saw like 20 outside. Lots of Maryland police too!
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@VindictiveMMA It was this for me Lmaoo
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Lmao this woman is so unserious …3 damn terms and nothing to show
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Amber Harding
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Sigh. Mayor Bowser sends out an email titled "There's No Place Like Home" and it's not about ensuring DC residents have housing. It's about sports teams.
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2 years
@UjuAnya If her tweet violated rules…so does this @Twitter . Keep that same energy.
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1 year
Our unemployment rate is like 4.8% now, among the highest in the nation and been like that for a while. We don’t care where you work 😂😂😂
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2 years
@notcapnamerica She talking about this size but honestly thicker 😂😂😂
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1 year
DC is having a mental health crisis. Offering free grad school education is ONE of MANY short-term solutions. The program is 57-60credits and students can begin providing supervised mental health services before they graduate.
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@DerriusMPH Omg I use to love him!! I have a few of his videos in my favorites 🤣🤣🤣, I’ve been looking for him on IG.
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1 year
When you find parking on U street without circling the block a few times.
@WashProbs
Washingtonian Problems
1 year
Caption this (DC Edition)
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Nothing is new about this. members of MPD have been involved in sex trafficking. members of MPD have been involved in drug dealing. members of MPD have been involved in gun trafficking.
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Rodney “red” Grant would run for Miss District of Columbia, if you let him.
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2 years
I say this twice a year …men love street niggas more than women…They be arguing in YouTube comments about who go harder
@jayCMkay
cindasmommy 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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Saw a tweet yesterday that said men are obsessed with drug dealers which is why they claim women want them instead of nice guys and that absolutely explains how much men love the movie Scarface.
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I spent a meatball last night on a very mediocre meal in DC…I won’t hate on the spot ….but it just reminds me how I get tired of paying for “vibes and aesthetics” Meanwhile at ole faithful, I spent $30 for all this …my son meal was $3.99
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@FrigginAjia He slapped the bottom like he been waiting on this moment his entire life 💀💀💀
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1 year
DC will never get statehood simply because our Government has too many Black people for Congress comfort. It was racism then and it’s racism now.
@equalityAlec
Alec Karakatsanis
1 year
The Democrats and some corporate journalists are feeding narratives that will only end in fascism. This was entirely avoidable by following either scientific evidence or local democracy for DC, but Biden chose to reject both. Instead, he validated fear and misinformation.
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If anyone is truly interested in why many of us are against the crime bill revisions in DC and mass incarceration generally. I highly suggest this book as a start..
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2 years
@ohnoameerah These comments are wild..it’s like the spanking argument “my parents did this and I turned out fine” 🤣🤣 And stop putting this on Black people…I did not see my mom drinking, smoking, and shaking her ass. Kids need to be in separate rooms when adults are adulting.
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That’s why I love this quote from Socrates. Teenagers gonna teen. Lol
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@Frediculous
That Fred Character
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This is how old people sound every generation. We were definitely wilding like the content of this tweet and that was back in like 1995
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1 year
Nah, he got out of there 🤣🤣🤣 this guy has Georgetown traffic beat
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2 years
@simsimmaaz I stayed with a cardigan Lmaoo
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3 months
I’m sorry what? Women working while pregnant have absolutely nothing to do with the Husband and everything to do with America’s trash maternal leave and job security. The increase of women work, while pregnant has to do with the fact that women actually have jobs now.
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imagine ur 8 months pregnant and you have to get up everyday to go work a full time job bc you didn’t pick ur husband correctly. no, really think abt it.
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This shit is not up for debate…this is just an inkling of ONE of my journal binders Racists and y’all lazy minded ass BLACK individuals think you know more than experts in the field ….its INSANE
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Crying about parking in front of Fragers has got to be the worst example of bike lane inconvenience…finding parking in front of fragers before was like tryna find parking on U street 😂😂 you was parking round the corner regardless
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Alabama ranks in the top 10 worst school systems in the country. @USRepGaryPalmer , your incarceration rate is higher than quality schools. You all don’t even have schools ranked in the top 100, DC has two. Lmao
@adamlongoTV
Adam Longo
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Here's the exchange between @USRepGaryPalmer and @ChmnMendelson where the Congressman refers to DC's "crappy schools" as "inmate factories." @wusa9
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2 years
@Still_Spanky Lmao not the Christmas decor
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2 years
@davehnova @SweatthePetty @wmataGM @wmata you can google horror stories for every mode of transportation…😂😂 Please stop. Metro is reliable and uncouth teens exist everywhere
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@RJWarriorrr Yep. DC has always been a tale of two cities and now its like 4 lol. White and Black transplants move in totally diff circles, despite how small our town is.
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Ain’t a thing anybody can tell me I gave my free time to DYRS …DC jail….DC superior court…my own non profit…therapy in public housing and now as an ANC I be in spaces grown men scared to visit So when I SAY, prison and more police won’t work…I stand on that
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The brightest of the brightens work and live in DC, so our elected officiaLS KNOW the answers. However, they care more about stroking the hysteria of white conservatives.
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I don't understand why people think we are OK with people who move here and then drag us lmaoo. DC is one of few places where people make tik toks, youtubes, & threads about how much they cant stand this city. We are not perfect, but damn I can think or worst places LOL
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