Amanda Bail
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Mum, wife, writer, fundraiser, @rwfanfest. Partial to exotic holidays🏝 scuba 🤿 Michelin stars⭐️ pink🍾 & @robbiewilliams ❤️no DM’s
Joined December 2010
I love this kid. She’s got it absolutely figured out. Emma aged 8 ❤️
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My 85 year old next door neighbour lives alone. We have a deal. I get the apples🍏 from his big tree 🌳 in his garden. He gets enough fruit crumbles and turnovers to last in his freezer through winter and I make him chutney too… blackberry and apple crumble tonight ❤️
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This appears to be more life wisdom from Emma K. This time aged 6… She’s not mine but I love her ❤️
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5 “appropriate” things women (over 50) should wear:. 1. Whatever .2. The.3. Fuck.4. They.5. Want. #NoPermissionRequired #FitnessLeague
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Out out tonight for a friend’s 50th birthday party… I may regret the pear schnapps shots in the morning…. 🍹 🍸
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My beautiful mum. 81 today. The second big birthday I haven’t been able to see her in person because of the risk of COVID. I have no polite words for those selfish morons refusing vaccines. Thankfully I love my loved ones enough to keep them safe ❤️
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At my mum’s…. This is me aged 18 months rocking that Peter Pan collar 70’s style !! X
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We had a power cut. I may take all my selfies by candlelight going forwards… #GetYourGlowOn 🕯
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@JoAnneHnyc @supawitch40 @Tee1D_2016 @TheXFactor @JSoLworld @robbiewilliams @Louis_Tomlinson My little girl and I met Louis at the 2016 Soccer Aid. it was her birthday and he saw her little cake being brought out and he came over to wish her a happy birthday (even though the bodyguard had said no!)He’s the loveliest lad and I wish him every happiness x
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Miss Emma and her worldly wisdom at 8 has clearly made a lot of people smile. For ALL the women who are SO over the crap and all those at the #WomensMarch today this tweet is dedicated to you. For all women and all our Emma’s ❤️ #womenrights #ReproductiveJustice.
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@LbudisaLila Pregnancy may mean some contraindications with sinus medication,but that this has been asked in Texas would be a massive red flag to me. What if she was pregnant. (None of their business) Then later down the line was not. (Again none of their business). Your instinct is right 🚩.
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Got so excited about the mantas and the whale shark I almost forgot about the eagle 🦅 rays at breakfast on the deck!!!
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20 years ago I wore this dress to my 30th birthday party! 18 years ago on 1st Nov I married the guy who saw some photos of my party on the wall of the bar and said “I need to meet her” and made a point of hunting me down. He’s never seen me in *the* dress… he will on Sunday 🔥
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@Acyn @Converse need to MAKE a green converse with a broken heart 💔 and donate every cent to projects that campaign for #gunreform in Maite’s honour.
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So the teenager likes them. I’m undecided. Mr B thinks it looks like I’m wearing my Pj’s outside… maybe 50’s too old for leopard 🐆 print. But also feeling he knows less than F all about fashion and I might just whack some high heeled boots on. Do they stay or do they go… ??
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Night night Twitter. Me and this snuggle bug can’t stay awake any longer…
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@Angry_Staffer UK 🇬🇧 here. You know, the home of the Queen 👑, the special relationship 🇬🇧❤️🇺🇸 & fish 🎣 and chips. Do you know WHY we’ve had 17 school shooting deaths? Not this week, this month or this year. 17 in TOTAL. In HISTORY. Why? Because gun laws SAVE lives. It’s the guns people 🤷♀️.
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How it started…. And how it finished. 180 days. 30lbs off. Eating clean, walking lots and exercising my way to a whole new me. Wonderwoman 1971 UK 🇬🇧 version reporting for duty. 50 ain’t all bad. There’s some people I want to thank for joining me on the journey… 1/2
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I’m locked and loaded and fully #Boosted bitches… and still a bit red from a micro needling facial session yesterday 🤣
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@Acyn Yeah… maybe somebody needs to tell this animated offal that ever since 9/11 we’ve been taking our shoes off for 20 years though at airports eh??.
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Thanks for the lovely comments. It’s not fancy food or difficult to do. For me? Think it means a lot to somebody who’s on his own and a bit lonely and misses his late wife’s cooking. His own family live far away. The apple tree grew from a pips planted when their son was born….
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Have seen the Press in this country & MANY people online collectively LOSE THEIR MINDS about this widely circulated photo of #HarryandMeghan. The MOST disgusting thing about it ISN’T that someone who LOVES him is holding his hand. It’s the fact that 25 years ago? NOBODY did…
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Wow 🤩 Ray is going to find it absolutely hilarious that his apple tree and a nice full freezer got this much love. Do me a favour? Do something nice for a neighbour today. Especially for an elderly one who may be isolated because of Covid and not being able to get out so much ❤️
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I’m not saying I’m hungover but I just sat on my sofa and went to put the seatbelt on. #NeverAgain.
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@ProjectLincoln He did plenty. He KNEW.He then lied about it.He refused to invoke the DPA.He refused to help the states.He refused to order masks.He refused to get PPE.He opened the economy .He knew 200k+ would die.He knew. He f#cking knew.
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@donwinslow On 9/11 the ENTIRE world watched NYC firefighters running into the Towers. Time & time again. Selflessly. Bravely. Heroically. These good guys with guns outnumbered him 10:1 & just hung around that hallway like they were on a fucking tea break? The children never stood a chance🥲.
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@NoContextBrits Rumours the male delegates could not find the emergency exit remain unconfirmed…
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@Patricklessar16 She’s not mine… but I do have some beautiful poetry my 9 year old daughter wrote xx
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forget your fav celebrity what’s your “THE” photo? 📷 QT
forget your fav celebrity what’s your “THE” photo.
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Turning my notifications off for now as this tweet has gone absolutely bananas with over 60K likes… I will follow back as soon as I can… glad it brought a little light and laughter 😘
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American 🇺🇸 friends… if you aren’t following this investigative journalist @jennycohn1 ? You absolutely should be. A rare beacon of truth in your world of all to often fake news. Exemplary researcher. She’s incredible.
America is under assault by a networked insurgency that combines Christian dominionists, violent extremist groups, and information warfare. This is a very dangerous situation. Surviving it will require a ton more sunlight than the situation has received so far.
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@Brian_Sauve Oh Brian. If I regret one thing in this life (for fear of some sky God make-believe “brotherly”judgement), it will NOT be taking a bunch of fire 🔥 photos of my 50 year old self in my absolute prime and slapping them all over MY feed to not-so-humble-brag about it. Deal with it.
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I came across this little fella today on my dog walk. A worry worm. I love the simplicity of the message he brings. I left him on a big visible leaf for someone who may need a #worryworm 🐛 more than me today ❤️ think I might get Nana P making these. #KindnessMatters
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@lewis_damian I actually went back to find the photo. She wrote the sweetest message in her autograph book which she treasures to this day. Security were being sniffy so she said if anyone tells her not to ask for autographs send her to me and she can go around with my two. Just lovely ❤️
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@paulinaporizkov I might not be quite as bouncy and flouncy at 51 as I once was (!) but I have found my voice, use it wisely and truly know myself - which is more than I did in my 20’s… #oldandugly
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Calling him a Space Karen 🤣🤣🤣 even if this whole birdy app does all go tits up? I have never laughed harder or more heartily at the wit and brilliance of my fellow humans on any other social media platform.
Things aren’t looking great for Elon at Twitter HQ right now:
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Some of the best nights of my life have been spent dancing in gay bars with friends I love like family. American friends? Help me understand again why anyone needs an AR15? Such senseless, heartbreaking loss of young lives. So much hate fuelling death. Time for love to win ❤️🏳️🌈
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#2011vs2021 40 to 50 (and almost 2 years of this decade were practically spent inside this house 🏡) delighted my earrings still fit 🤣
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This is SO far out of my comfort zone but a new @srfn_fitness challenge is starting tomorrow. If I can do this at 50? YOU can TRY to better yourself too. -23lbs!. Thanks to Steve for your love, support & generosity! @jnorthern29 @me_teaor @Imgomer75 @JLVsTW1 & @roachhandler❤️
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I cried when @BarackObama got on that helicopter. I actually punched the air and cheered when 45 just did. #TrumpsLastDay
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Well that’s the BEST 3 and a half hours I’ve spent on me in absolutely AGES… actual magic happens under all that foil and cotton wool… 🤣 Hello again lovely soft, shiny blonde hair… 🥰 I think I want to kidnap my stylist and bring him home 🤣
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@JohnathanPerk @RobvanKempen1 In other news. The moon is round. New York KNEW. Anyone ever around his beauty pageants KNEW. His modelling agency KNEW. This isn’t NEW behaviour. Epstein was his close friend. Difference being? TFG just got away with it until now.
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@Louis_Tomlinson thank you SO much. My little swimming champ was SO happy to meet you today xxx ❤️
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Night night Twitter… thankfully tomorrow is haircut day and I can kiss 💋 goodbye to these roots I could park a bus 🚌 in 🤣🤣🤣
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Turkey sandwiches anyone??? With home made stuffing (nana’s recipe) and my home made cranberry sauce. We’re gonna be eating these bad boys for DAYS! There’s so much food left over… 😊
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2 and a half hours slow and gentle cooking… who wants some ribs and 🌈 slaw? #WhatsForDinner
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@ask_aubry Man touches actual Tampax boxes. Does he realise he’s now got leprosy and both his arms are going to fall off?.
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Happy birthday to me!! 51 today… spending the day with my mum, sister & our children. Been spoiled rotten with @JoMaloneLondon @HotelChocolat, @mintvelvet, coffee rum & the most beautiful flowers 💐 from my #wonderwomen @me_teaor @OpenandMarried @LeighHelberg @cyndifinkle ❤️
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After 5 months on @srfn_fitness challenges I’m back in a pair of size 10 (US size 6) jeans for the first time in 25 years!! So obviously the BEST gelato 🍨 in the whole of East Yorkshire at #PomaGelato was calling my name to celebrate… heavenly 😇🥰
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@PhillipRCW Oh Phillip I don’t know you but I am so sorry that kids can be so awful and their parents seem so too… Wishing your daughter a VERY happy birthday 🥳 with love from London UK 🇬🇧
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@TheRealHoarse @realDonaldTrump One day my little furry friend. One day. Freedom will be yours.
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@azwildcat21 I owe my life to an Obstetrician who diagnosed an ectopic and a subsequent missed miscarriage 18 months later. He saved my life. TWICE. Reproductive rights are human rights. Thank you 🙏🏻.
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@Sonic_Screwup Husband’s mate, absolutely hammered on cricket tour thought it HILARIOUS to dry hump fellow team mate from behind at the cashpoint. Only it wasn’t his team mate. Random stranger. Retreated to passenger seat of car. Only to find he’d got in the car of the man he just dry humped.
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Lazy Sunday salmon miso soup ramen noodles 🍜 and a side of snuggly snoring 💤 dog… 🥰
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When the Ted Lasso season finale is being filmed in your road… it’s all go this morning!!
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This has made my cry. Our lovely seal 🦭 Freddie who was rescued, swam back to our part of the river and was savaged by a dog off lead. I have no words for what I would like to do to the owner of the dog they didn’t control. Find them. It could be a child next time RIP Freddie 💔.
Goodbye to Freddie Mercury, our beloved #HammersmithBridge mascot. Savaged by a dog in irresponsible owner had not put on its lead. Let’s hope he survives the attack and he’s taken somewhere safer
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Come back for more love ❤️& relationship advice tomorrow… 🤣🤣🤣
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I didn’t wear a bikini on holiday for almost 15 years. Not in the best shape of my 52 years right now either. I’ve eased off the exercise due to a knee issue. Put on a stone. Fuck it. We’ve all got a bikini body. My girls taught me that 💙@cyndifinkle @me_teaor @OpenandMarried
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Taking a little self care break… I’m finding Twitter far too time consuming and more than a little overwhelming 24:7 More importantly am really needed in my real life and that takes absolute priority… but I’ll be back x ❤️
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To the people hell bent on overanalysing or pulling this tweet apart? 1) I had no idea it would go viral 2) I’m not entertaining any of the rudeness or YOUR crap 3) I’m MORE happy it seems to have stuck a chord with people. It’s been a hell of a 19 months. Emma is all of us ☮️.
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@piersmorgan If you’re the woman in blue I’d like to buy you a drink for that. People in glass houses really shouldn’t throw stones Mr Wobbly…
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@JoyLinehan @ANPsummerfield Joy, I am booking you in for a course called 'Basic Empathy', which will help teach you a normal response to things like “loving couple married for 67 years dying of awful virus together in hospital". When are you free?.
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@TheRealHoarse I sorted my dog’s Halloween 🎃 👻 costume even though we are in tier 2 lockdown and not even going out .
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I’ve locked my account. Received a reply to a previous tweet about disarming hate following the shooting in a U.S. gay bar.The reply contained graphic images of Jewish people being shot in WW11. As a reason to own guns. The owner of this site may not care about safety, but I do.
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@RobOstrom Why would anybody laugh? You look amazing. Your whole face looks completely different too and you’re adding decades to your life! Losing weight is HARD. Great job x.
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@briantylercohen @JCope222 @Uvalde_CISD UK 🇬🇧 mum here 25 yrs ago the Dunblane tragedy, the senseless murder of 16 little 5-6 year olds & their teacher. The law was immediately changed to BAN private ownership of ALL cartridge ammunition regardless of calibre. There’s not been a SINGLE school shooting in the UK since.
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@Louissugarbear @NewMendesStyles @JoAnneHnyc @supawitch40 @Tee1D_2016 @TheXFactor @JSoLworld @robbiewilliams @Louis_Tomlinson 2/2 then they brought a birthday cake out. With candles. As a surprise. Louis saw her whole face light up in delight and came straight in to wish her a happy birthday. We were fundraising for Soccer Aid so we chatted about that for a while. Really relaxed. Just a lovely guy x.
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Brow top up day… faded a lot after the first session so upped the pigment a little snd added some micro bladed hair strokes where nothing grows. They need to settle down a bit as they are SUPER dark to begin with… but I’m really happy I did them ☺️
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Beyond excited… the call went SO well. And Teddy managed to behave herself and not bark the entire house down… 🤣
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