👣Jarett & 🐾Lilly vs EVERYTHING
@JLVsTW1
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Just a guy with a dog and a cat! Ironworker by trade, photographer by heart!
Joined March 2021
Patriot Front fucked around and found out in Philadelphia! 😂😂😂
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@KristiNoem The dog was only 14 months old. You don’t just shoot a dog because it doesn’t listen. You are garbage!.
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@LangmanVince Yeah, pathetic and insecure man-babies that cry about it on Twitter. Oh wait,, that’s you.
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Wait… Rick Scott voted no on hurricane relief for his own state?.
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@KaitMarieox Oh great, the girl who passed out drunk and shit herself when she went to Kent State is back.
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@RepBoebert Just a friendly reminder that thousands of people were dying every day and not driving, moron.
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Charlie Kirk has been banned from twitter! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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She’s gone. I love you, Flopp! Thank you for making me your person! They’ll never be another as sweet as you. 😞♥️
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Not a big deal or anything but 14 years ago this guy took charge of his addiction to alcohol. ♥️
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MTG is seriously trying to challenge AOC to a debate about the green new deal!!! . I say make that shit a pay per view event!!! 😂😂😂.
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There are rallies on each side of Pennsylvania tonight. Wanna guess who has a bigger crowd? 😂😂.
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Boss man came over to me in the shop this morning and hands me an envelope and says “Thanks for all your hard work. I know we’ve been short handed and you’ve been doing the work of three guys all year. So thank you”. In the envelope was $1000 cash. Hard work does pay off!.
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Better yet, Taylor Swift should sing the national anthem at the SB. Watch MAGA heads explode! 😂.
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Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. It's going to.save you money on Christmas gifts. Follow me for more holiday tips. 😂.
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The keystone pipeline leaked 14,000 barrels of oil into a creek in Kansas and had to be shutdown yesterday. Funny how no one is talking about it.
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Other than needing a break from work, the real reason I took time off is to clean and organize the house. Over the past couple years I’ve let things get out of hand due to depression and just not wanting to do anything. Well that changes now. I can’t keep living like this. So one
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Damn!! Biden is not fucking around!! Any business with 100 or more employees will be required to have their employees vaccinated or tested weekly! Federal and private!! The right is going to lose their shit! And I’m here for ALL OF IT!.
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I’m the one that works all day and this is what I come home to! 😂😂
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Holy shit! How did I not know Fox canceled The drunk Judge Juicebox’s show? 😂😂😂.
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Omg!! That’s just fucking embarrassing!! 😂😂😂😂
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So happy to see my mom! Of course she didn’t want a picture taken but too bad! 😂♥️
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Well, found me a new family member. I’d like to introduce you to Mira. She’s 2 years old and an absolute sweetheart! . I could have brought her home today as a foster until they have an opening to spay but I’m just going to let her stay and be spayed and I’ll come get her in
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Hi, my name is Jarett! I’m a recovering alcoholic of nearly 14 years, I’ve been arrested 5 times, I’ve served a month in jail! I’ve lied and stolen from people including my own family! I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But I’m still me! I hope that’s enough!.
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Abolish the filibuster, expand the court and vote out the republicans!! End of story!!.
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Pennsylvania to start limiting liquor sales to just 2 bottles per day per person on 43 brands due to shortages and people are freaking out! If you’re buying 2 per day then you might have a bigger problem to worry about! Just sayin.
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Its not really feasible for my dad to foster or adopt a dog in his home but he decided to work something out with the shelter to give one of the longer and older residents for a little getaway at the lake house for a couple days. This is Hasselhoff, a 6 year old big ball of
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@TrumpDailyPosts We haven’t forgotten about your staged political stunt that got one person killed and two other injured.
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THIS IS HUGE!!. Vaccine for children under 12 potential by Halloween!!.
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Asked my coworker today if he was going to get the vaccine! He said “fuck no! I’m not putting that garbage in my body” all while smoking a cigarette and drinking a red bull! 🤦♂️🤦♂️.
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Please send good vibes! Lilly and I are in the way to the emergency vet! She threw up in her crate and is shitting blood! I’ll update when I can! 🥺
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Wait… Did a sitting member of Congress seriously just assault an an activist by embracing her 1st amendment right by kicking her with her troglodyte feet? ON VIDEO?.
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OMFG!! Is that the bully from A Christmas Story? 😂😂
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Did you know:. If you have a pacemaker, you can put it in your Will to have your pacemaker donated to a dog in need after you pass. Pacemakers cannot be donated to another human, but they can be donated to dogs with cardiac issues who would depend on it to stay alive. You can.
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She’s not on Twitter (probably a good thing😂) but I just want to say happy birthday to my mother! I may not see her as much as I’d like but it doesn’t change the fact that I love her! But we’ll go out for lunch on Sunday to celebrate! . I may have been a pain in the butt as a
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Katie Hill gets blasted for a relationship with a woman and is forced into resigning yet Matt Geatz pays to have sex with a 17 year old and still sits on the judiciary committee! Anyone else see the problem here?.
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Such sad news. We lost another great voice. Rest in glory, Thelma! ♥️😫
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My dad - “I bought a patio swing from Costco but it won’t fit in my Prius. Think you can pick it up for us? It weighs 800lbs though. Me - “sure but there’s no way it weighs that much” . Dad - “That’s what is says on the box” . I get down to Costco to pick it up and it did in fact.
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Covid test came back negative! I still feel like shit so I will now enter my “giant manbaby” phase!.
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BREAKING NEWS: 🥰. I’ve got some great news about Hasselhoff! While my dad had him on his little vacation away from the shelter at the lake house, our neighbor there decided that he would love to give him his forever home!! YAY!!! ♥️♥️
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@TONYxTWO Wtf are you talking about. He won’t miss it because court isn’t even in session that day and even if it was it adjourns at 3 giving him plenty of time to get back by 7. Take your fake outrage elsewhere. What you should be telling Barron is that his dad was out banging other women.
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No big deal or anything but tomorrow morning will be exactly 14 years since I had my last drink! 😁. So here’s to those who are starting or continuing to struggle! It may not get easier but you can be damn sure you’ll get stronger!! You’ve got this! . HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Happy 4th of July! . Never forget that the continental army crossed the Delaware river to take over the airports in the revolutionary war! 😂😂
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I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to be healthy, happy and loved! ♥️.
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Spoke with the dog trainer at the humane society. You know, the place that takes dogs that trash humans don’t want anymore. Asked him if he thought that a dog can be “untrainable”. Wanna know what he said, @KristiNoem? He said that’s bullshit! ALL DOGS ARE TRAINABLE if you have.
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I’ve been Pfizerized!!!! Thank you to all the hard working doctors and scientists that made this happen! One step closer to normalcy!!
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She so tired. I’m going to have to say goodbye soon and I don’t know how to handle it. She is my heart. So tonight I will enjoy every second with her. Goodnight.
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OMG everyone! You won’t believe this! I just got back from the grocery store and there wasn’t a single empty shelf in the store! Everyone had full carts and there was still more to go around! It was insane! 😂😂 #BareShelvesBiden my ass!.
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I think it’s safe to say that Lilly had a really great time with gramps!! She’s out cold! ♥️😂
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I’m off to see my mom for the first time in 736 day! ♥️♥️♥️
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How many of you knew that not only was there a mass shooting in DC on Friday there was also a guy that set himself on fire on the steps of the Supreme Court building and then died at the hospital? . Apparently this wasn’t newsworthy….
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Found out today that of the 9 people I work with, I’m the only one that got vaccinated. I mean that’s their choice but this is the problem in America! 😔😔.
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@BehindNewsShow @CollinRugg Clearly she understands her decisions. She is happy, healthy and living her life. If Elon truly wanted what’s best for her he would have supported her. Elons just a shitty father.
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I get up for one minute and come back and she’s in my seat! 😂♥️
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First time seeing my two nephews and the cutest niece in the world for the first time since Christmas of 2019 is definitely a bonus of being up here this weekend! ♥️Just had to share!😂
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Why do I feel like all of these ridiculous cabinet choices are just a distraction for something really bad that is coming.
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Wait… so you’re telling me they still haven’t fixed their grid? 🤦♂️.
🚨 Texas Energy Conservation Alert 🚨. ERCOT is urging those in Texas to conserve energy between 6-10 am tomorrow to avoid heat blackouts. Residents are encouraged to:.• Unplug unused electronics.• Lower your temperature.• Dress in layers. @JMichaelsNews has more details.
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So I went on a very long walk to finally get some good fall photos. I did leave lilly at home because it would have been too much and I wanted to focus. Here are just a few.
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Lilly is wanted to practice smiling too! But hers is so much better than mine! She’s definitely showing me up!
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They never really got to know each other. Flopp just didn’t have tolerance for an annoying little brother again so she stayed upstairs. Tonight I brought her down so Lilly can say goodbye. 😞♥��
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@ReturnOfKappy Tell me you’ve never seen a vagina without telling me you’ve never seen a vagina.
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My coworker just said to me “If Trump was still in office he would bring the hand of God down on Putin over the Colonial Pipeline attack”! . I laughed so hard I peed a little! 😂😂😂😂.
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My thank you to you all! To much to type so, thank you! ♥️
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I may not know what the fuck I’m doing with my life or where I’m going but I do know that I’ve got my best friend by my side while I figure it out! 🐾🐾♥️♥️
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@HouseGOP @RepStefanik Step up and lead? Really? That’s hilarious since the democrats had to come to the rescue AGAIN and passed the stopgap bill.
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This country was NOT founded on Christianity. It WAS founded on separation of church and state as our founding fathers were running from religious persecution from the Church of England.
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wait. Lauren Blowbert actually said “when I’m speaker of the house” today? OMG! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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