
Mr.Carter
@dexteristwisted
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Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful
Joined May 2010
It costs $0.00 to cut someone out of your life . . . and I love free shit.
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I donโt think Iโd make a very good superhero, I donโt even like answering text messages
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I've been on both sides of addiction and I can tell you that it's hard to watch and extremely hard to overcome. It takes compassion, time and strength. So unless you know, don't judge.
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I'm only one decision away from changing my mind again.
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Sunsets feel different when you're with someone who sees the beauty in them too.
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Waking up tired is the bane of my existence.
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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.
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I canโt see the damn numbers on my credit card to make a payment on my subscription eye glasses.
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Life improves dramatically when you stop being a people pleaser.
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if you were really oomf you'd tell me when i'm taking it out on the tl holy chit
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Slept all day then woke up for a shift I don't have. *cracks a beer*
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I'm sorry Monday, I would but I don't want to.
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