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Mr.Carter

@dexteristwisted

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Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful

Joined May 2010
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Why in the fuck are cereal bags not ziplock yet?.
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RT @Sip_of_Bourbon_: only for the weak.
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RT @roslyn_wilder1: I feel you so loud and clear.
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RT @Riverrunsred44: Forever begins on the day you die.
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RT @honeymaebae: Here's the thing. .
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RT @nova_Corpse: saved another life by telling them they're sexy, thank me later.
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RT @calidaysay: My groceries and I are in a situationship…lots of potential, no actual commitment.
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RT @FeralFerrell: i’ll always treasure that one time you drunkenly dmd me.
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RT @thrluv: when he pulls your hair but you’ve been bleaching it for years so it just snaps off.
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RT @JustAMomNamedMM: Who was your biggest celebrity crush as a teenager? I was obsessed with Gavin Rossdale and Jared Leto.
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RT @roslyn_wilder1: I know it’s heavy what you carry, but let me look out for you.
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RT @TheNostalgicCo: And when my soul couldn’t cry any longer, my feet took over and I ran until my body cried for my soul.
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RT @KaRaRacn75: Like I’ve said… Idgaf if you don’t like my music.
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RT @alfienxo: "are you ok" no i need money.
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RT @MisterD78UK: Ikea products should be cheaper, i'm doing all the work here. it's like ordering takeout food and still having to cook i….
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RT @SyzgEle: They stop treating you right, then act like you’re the problem for not staying.
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RT @NatashaCL7: My husband will be traveling for a bachelor party soon. I asked him to shave his beard off so that he’s a little less hot….
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RT @alexia_munsey: What’s the benefit of licking pú$$y …….???.
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RT @alexia_munsey: Let’s remove our skins and wrap each other in our naked souls…….
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RT @talian_05: horse & rose combo🥲.
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RT @Noshitdelilah: My eyes were made for purple skies.
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