Why in the fuck are cereal bags not ziplock yet?

Trimming my bush into a Christmas tree 🎄 because I'm festive AF

My love language is being your favourite problem and your worst distraction. 😏

lying face down on the floor at 2 pm

All these people knew about Sean Combs and he was allowed to do evil for years

i fucking love consistency.

you speak to me like you’re conspiring with stars.

I hope you dream about me inappropriately tonight.

Scratches MINE on your back

Touch me… feel me… inhale me… Devour me like the night devours the dying light. Do it without doubt, without hesitation... with the certainty of a predator who already knows I am his. 1/3

I read tonight that someone is still in their healing stage and the best version of them is what they will offer someone when the time is right. I felt that. 🫶🏻

to love you out loud & leave you no doubt

“i spent 90% of my time alone, so no one should think i can't live without them.”

It’s sad when you think your boss cares about you and your well being but they only care about when you are going back to work.

there's nothing "premium" about twitter these days.

I'm wrapped up and ready to be your gift

I am an annoying pain in the ass, but I could be YOUR annoying pain in the ass🤷🏻‍♀️

Hi friends. My dad had a stroke and is being admitted. I just exploded in an ER. Things are not well.

Tonights forecast... 99% chance of lots of wine happening

Tonights forecast... 99% chance of lots of wine happening

My knees survived the 90’s! Now they tapping out over one little move.