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Mr.Carter

@dexteristwisted

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Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful

Joined May 2010
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@dexteristwisted
Mr.Carter
2 years
Why in the fuck are cereal bags not ziplock yet?
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@heyderehammy
alpacabowl
4 hours
you're only moments away, do you have time to borrow?
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@stephispsycho
Stephanie
4 hours
Never underestimate the impact of the mind on the body.
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@RunOldMan
Forward March
1 month
It costs $0.00 to cut someone out of your life . . . and I love free shit.
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@kryzazzy
Ghostface Kryllah
6 months
I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d make a very good superhero, I donโ€™t even like answering text messages
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@TrueTorontoGirl
Tragically Tater ๐Ÿ
13 minutes
I've been on both sides of addiction and I can tell you that it's hard to watch and extremely hard to overcome. It takes compassion, time and strength. So unless you know, don't judge.
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@heyderehammy
alpacabowl
11 hours
damn boy are you a tattoo cuz i need you
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@TrueTorontoGirl
Tragically Tater ๐Ÿ
15 minutes
I'm only one decision away from changing my mind again.
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@meh_thinks
๐“œ๐“ฎ๐“ฑ๐“ป๐“ฒ๐Ÿ’ซ
2 days
Sunsets feel different when you're with someone who sees the beauty in them too.
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@thevinlana
The V in Lana๐Ÿ’‹
12 hours
For the love of fuck stop over complicating things
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@heyderehammy
alpacabowl
6 hours
there's a side of you that i wanna see
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@TrueTorontoGirl
Tragically Tater ๐Ÿ
21 minutes
Waking up tired is the bane of my existence.
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@heyderehammy
alpacabowl
2 hours
another day, another day
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@RunOldMan
Forward March
21 days
Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.
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@MoMohler
๐‘ด๐’ ๐‘ด๐’๐’‰๐’๐’†๐’“
6 hours
I canโ€™t see the damn numbers on my credit card to make a payment on my subscription eye glasses.
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@lieselRP
Ladybird
10 minutes
Grace is something we all can afford
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@stephispsycho
Stephanie
2 hours
Life improves dramatically when you stop being a people pleaser.
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@heyderehammy
alpacabowl
3 hours
if you were really oomf you'd tell me when i'm taking it out on the tl holy chit
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@TrueTorontoGirl
Tragically Tater ๐Ÿ
24 minutes
Slept all day then woke up for a shift I don't have. *cracks a beer*
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@ddsmidt
Darla
7 years
Not to brag, but I've been told I'm a fine one to talk.
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@GraniteDhuine
Granite Man ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
13 minutes
I'm sorry Monday, I would but I don't want to.
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