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Chicagoan lost in The South. | she/her | Stop this planet, I wanna get off. | Full disclosure: I have no clue what I'm doing.
Luhvul? Loueville? Looaville?
Joined September 2008
Can't be that bad, they haven't come over the intercoms to give us the word to shelter. Guess I'll keep working then.
Tornado Warning including La Grange KY, Buckner KY and Prospect KY until 2:15 PM EDT
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Sometimes I forget not everything is Reddit and I just can't down vote stupid things I see / read / hear out in the world.
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Cut the guv some slack, the man's wardrobe is like 90% Team KY pullovers and polo shirts.
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I def could do with less of the biblical stuff during these speeches.
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Started watched the DNC and realized I've got The Rona, that's enough for one night. Plus it's only day one, and I can read the recaps mañana.
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Remember when the right threatened us with taco trucks on every corner if Hillary Clinton won? How are these bad things??!
On Saturday, Trump threatened us all with healthcare if Harris wins. Today, they threaten us with legal marijuana. I'm guessing that tomorrow, they'll threaten us with lower taxes.
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No matter what the future holds, Kentucky is my home. That will never change, because I'm one proud Kentuckian.
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Andy doesn't have skeletons in his closet! He does however have lots of navy blue off-the-rack suits and Team KY zipups.
How does one get vetted for the vice presidency, anyway? “They look for absolutely everything — any skeletons that could come out of the closet.” https://t.co/rhZT0Wy4sJ ^JC
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I'm already voting for her, no need to get me frenzied about it.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be pro or anti-Harris
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Work closed early due to the inclement weather so I'm home now wondering what to dowith myself. Movie, nap, fold laundry? The choices are endless, and some are obviously better than others.
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I'll usually give it an ope or say I'm sorry. I'm constantly apologizing to the inanimate objects that I walk into. You can take the broad outta the Midwest, but you can't take the Midwest outta the broad.
If a Midwesterner trips on the coffee table and no one’s around to hear it do they still “Ope”?
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I used to think Trump knew he was lying to us and didn't care. After watching two TV interviews with him this week, I think he doesn't know: 1. The difference between Obama, Clinton and Biden. 2. Who he is running against. 3. what's real. 4. The airspeed velocity of an unladen
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